>"Hey user whatcha cooking over there?". >Just some chicken breast, rice and some kale. >"Oh so are you gonna make some for everyone, or just yourself?".
How do you respond Veeky Forums? Keep in mind you paid for the chicken, rice and kale yourself. With your good boy points.
Luke Morgan
What the fuck are you niggers doing in my kitchen?
Matthew Johnson
My George Foreman grill is only big enough for me.
Asher Martinez
>making food yourself wow, nice cuck
Owen Ross
Weird how seeing an all white family is somewhat unnerving.
Michael Flores
>no sorry, I only got enough ingredients out of the freezer for me. >i guess you can just have some rice and kale tho. >wait wtf I don't eat kale what am i doing
Cooper Miller
If it's just normies, make some for them too. When you do the same food the next day, they usually leave you alone because it's so boring eating the same again.
Soon they realise, you are always making chicken, rice and kale and they will leave you alone.
Joshua King
Easy economic decision: how many good boy points would you get for cooking a meal and sharing with your family? If it's more than the cost in good boy points of the food, it's worth it, if it's less, than it isn't.
Gabriel Murphy
This triggers the liberals
Evan Sullivan
I pay the single person tax, I love living alone. It's great... You know that bullshit you have to put up with splitting bills, eating other people's food, your bike that was 'lost' at the shop, gf is staying for a week while she gets another apartment but has no deposit, can a lend twenty til payday when he already owes you money and is smoking weed all day, borrow your laptop/printer, give me a ride etc... Etc..
Can't remember any of it until I see a thread like this.
Angel Thomas
What do you want 1 of the kids to be black? do you promote adultery?
Jayden Collins
Should be at least 1 non-white parent or just a regular family of color.
Cameron Gray
"Gör din egen jävla mat din snåla jävel"
This is my response.
Leo Wright
for you
Carter Cruz
>not being a bro >not sharing food >selfishly puts self first
Liam Perez
>"bitch, no"
Cameron Reed
Kek, when you're so into keto you force your children to drink olive oil.
Christopher Moore
>chicken You're literally eating a carcass.
Jordan Cook
top kek, just noticed that.
Jose Hernandez
Looks more like fish oil to me. Even more hardcore. That dad knows what he's doing
Joseph Murphy
"No chicken for you, as I am against any kind of gains-goblinism. Nevertheless, you can drink my freshly urinated piss there in the table".
Ethan Cook
my old roommate would always say shit like this, like i was supposed to cook for another grown adult
Jose Nguyen
A delicious carcass, full of proteins and vitamins, like nature intended.
Samuel Williams
Reply with a "nah" and leave it at that
Alexander Russell
It's like being a human is the hardest thing to achieve in here
Landon Powell
>tfw the only one at my house that can cook a decent meal and I use it as leverage for favors when needed
Gabriel Jenkins
what a shit-tier kitchen
>electric stove >appliances bunched together, not spread out in an aesthetic triangular fashion around the kitchen >doors opening out where you sit >no counters only one huge island >ugly lighting above the valences
2/10 hang the designer
Landon Miller
>cook giant pork stew Nobody wants any
>cook large pasta dish with 1lb of pasta and 1.5lb of meat Nobody wants any
>cook single serving of chicken, potato, and broccoli Can I have some?
RRRREEEEEEEE
Mason Davis
>like nature intended Nature has no intentions. You're not supposed to eat animals, you're not even supposed to exist. When eating a chicken imagine all its fat hairy smelling ass. You are eating chicken ass.
Brayden Morris
chicken ass tastes great
Ethan Price
>You're not supposed to eat animals, Evolve to photosynthesize then you faggot
Carson Butler
I eat plants like a civilized person.
Adam Campbell
May as well not drink water because "ewww fish pee in there"
Christ you are dumb.
Cooper Richardson
The conditioning is working then.
Asher Cook
sorry to hear
Nolan Perez
>you're not even supposed to exist whoa
Connor Evans
Is that supposed to disgust me? It's not like it has maggots all over it. It tastes good and has a ton of nutrients
Jacob Rodriguez
All that meat is making you mad. Enjoy dying at 60 due to clogged arteries and cancer.