"Hey user whatcha cooking over there?"

>"Hey user whatcha cooking over there?".
>Just some chicken breast, rice and some kale.
>"Oh so are you gonna make some for everyone, or just yourself?".

How do you respond Veeky Forums? Keep in mind you paid for the chicken, rice and kale yourself. With your good boy points.

What the fuck are you niggers doing in my kitchen?

My George Foreman grill is only big enough for me.

>making food yourself
wow, nice cuck

Weird how seeing an all white family is somewhat unnerving.

>no sorry, I only got enough ingredients out of the freezer for me.
>i guess you can just have some rice and kale tho.
>wait wtf I don't eat kale what am i doing

If it's just normies, make some for them too. When you do the same food the next day, they usually leave you alone because it's so boring eating the same again.

Soon they realise, you are always making chicken, rice and kale and they will leave you alone.

Easy economic decision: how many good boy points would you get for cooking a meal and sharing with your family?
If it's more than the cost in good boy points of the food, it's worth it, if it's less, than it isn't.

This triggers the liberals

I pay the single person tax, I love living alone. It's great... You know that bullshit you have to put up with splitting bills, eating other people's food, your bike that was 'lost' at the shop, gf is staying for a week while she gets another apartment but has no deposit, can a lend twenty til payday when he already owes you money and is smoking weed all day, borrow your laptop/printer, give me a ride etc... Etc..

Can't remember any of it until I see a thread like this.

What do you want 1 of the kids to be black? do you promote adultery?

Should be at least 1 non-white parent or just a regular family of color.

"Gör din egen jävla mat din snåla jävel"

This is my response.

for you

>not being a bro
>not sharing food
>selfishly puts self first

>"bitch, no"

Kek, when you're so into keto you force your children to drink olive oil.

>chicken
You're literally eating a carcass.

top kek, just noticed that.

Looks more like fish oil to me. Even more hardcore. That dad knows what he's doing

"No chicken for you, as I am against any kind of gains-goblinism. Nevertheless, you can drink my freshly urinated piss there in the table".

my old roommate would always say shit like this, like i was supposed to cook for another grown adult

A delicious carcass, full of proteins and vitamins, like nature intended.

Reply with a "nah" and leave it at that

It's like being a human is the hardest thing to achieve in here

>tfw the only one at my house that can cook a decent meal and I use it as leverage for favors when needed

what a shit-tier kitchen

>electric stove
>appliances bunched together, not spread out in an aesthetic triangular fashion around the kitchen
>doors opening out where you sit
>no counters only one huge island
>ugly lighting above the valences

2/10 hang the designer

>cook giant pork stew
Nobody wants any

>cook large pasta dish with 1lb of pasta and 1.5lb of meat
Nobody wants any

>cook single serving of chicken, potato, and broccoli
Can I have some?

RRRREEEEEEEE

>like nature intended
Nature has no intentions. You're not supposed to eat animals, you're not even supposed to exist. When eating a chicken imagine all its fat hairy smelling ass. You are eating chicken ass.

chicken ass tastes great

>You're not supposed to eat animals,
Evolve to photosynthesize then you faggot

I eat plants like a civilized person.

May as well not drink water because "ewww fish pee in there"

Christ you are dumb.

The conditioning is working then.

sorry to hear

>you're not even supposed to exist
whoa

Is that supposed to disgust me? It's not like it has maggots all over it. It tastes good and has a ton of nutrients

All that meat is making you mad. Enjoy dying at 60 due to clogged arteries and cancer.

You are not meant to not eat it either