Words that trigger Veeky Forums

>Spot reducing

At least you have friends.

>high metabolism

>have confidence

I didn't read the sticky

>and I never will

>Be yourself

> fat and fit

>cut carbs not calories

>I don't want to accidentally get too bulky

Healthy At Every Size

>just go and say hi!

Pay my healthcare

>user, what's the best food to eat if I'm trying to lose weight?

Dick size matter. A lot.

I actually get that sometimes. When I'm with a girl, they will ask about my girlfriend?

What do I do here? Is it just a hint to back off or do I just autistically say "I don't have a girlfriend..."

>Is it just a hint to back off

It's the exact opposite. They're trying to see if you're available.

Face matters more than muscle

>when are you going to bring a nice girl around? I need grandbabies, user.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't do this to me

>GFs are not gains goblins

>Don't worry user, the right girl will come sooner or later.

REEEEEEEEE when and where will she come.

Nothing comes to you for free.
Go get her.

Pls no

>Get on a diet??? Nah man I'll just keep eating "healthy"

Then dont ask for my opinion you stupid fuckhead, even when you have seen my photos from 3 years before when I was a fat fuck like you and Im the living proof that calories in/out work perfectly, get the fuck out with your stupid soccer mom 3day diets and stop wasting my fucking time REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

About 5 minutes ago, on my dick.

Give it a year or two though, I'll probably be done with her by then

don't worry user you will find the right girl eventually, you are still young

your crush is currently having her cunt destroyed by some Chad or some Alfalfa from her workplace

Maybe you'll get to lick the semen out of her pussy when they're done

I honestly think the only people who use the word chad are really nerdy guys or guys who are nerds at heart but physically built themselves

DELETE THIS

I did well today, I deserve a treat!

>user how do I tone? I don't want to get big like a body builder

>260 cals/serving

that's not too awful if you think about it

that said most people inhale a pint or half a pint at a time, so that's 1040 or 520 cals respectively.

which is a lot.

no fuck you and your opinion

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IF I HAD A GF FOR EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ALLAH JEALOUS OF MY HAREMS

theres an alternative ice cream out there that is like 350 for the entire pint

You know damn well the kind of person that buys a pint of ice cream on a regular basis has never saved any of it.

literally 1/4 the calories

fuck me man fuck HOW MANY TIMES THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME FUCK

What is this from?
Please! I want to feel something.

I'm 25 and I've never even kissed a girl or been on a date. But at least I can do 3/4/5 for reps, so yay.

...

Everybody has friends, user

Deadman wonderland I think

Many thanks, senpai!!!

tfw you get friend zoned

>show us your abs.

some people are actually named chad you know

>eating more than 1/4 cup in one sitting
I wonder what it's like to be a fatty

me too.

but then again when I first came here I could just smell the DYEL right away.
Veeky Forums compose 90% of them anyways and they talk broscience or baby tier knowledge 99% of the time

She loves him more than she ever loved you.

You Waifu is not, and never will be real.

>I don't have time to eat more healthy

does it taste like shit?

stay away from the anime for your own good, manga is great tho

You take that back right now.

the chad meme is funny to me b/c the only chad i've ever known was a manlet dyel beta

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No.

It tastes like real ice cream. It's fucking delicious, expensive as dicks though. Like 5 bucks a pint.

Hate it when people make excuses for not eating healthy

No lardboy, you just don't want to put in the fucking effort

Can confirm, fucking delicious. Peanut butter cup is best, even though it contains no actual peanut butter cups (pretty sure it's just chocolate ice cream with a peanut butter ribbon)

when they do this be as vague as possible.
imply that you have a casual thing going with several different girls, with no potential for a serious relationship.
her panties will get so fucking wet.

>Femanon here

jesus christ this

This and
>eating healthy is too expensive

I lived off of rice and chicken through my college years, guarantee it costs less than all the garbage fast food. you stuff yourself with every day.

"did you just call me fat? "

I hate it when people say that to me

Get OUT Chad NOW

W A T E R
F
A
S
T

Tinder is a start fool

>autist in my class has the same face
I can't not see it as him now

Are you me? Same age same situation.

>"You're so quiet user."

>paying more money for fewer calories

El oh el

>Eat these 5 foods to burn belly fat
>Crunches give you abs
>Running burns fat around your legs
>muh genetics

One quite personal to me
>Just eat more, skelly

>post body pic with timestamp
thanks for playing

>you broke up with her too?
>don't you want to settle down?

God forbid I try to find the right girl for me.

>tfw resting bitch face and quiet.
I literally don't know how to smile.

lol mom, I'm gay.

As people have already mentioned it is delecious. The one thing of note is it's not as dense and creamy as regular ice cream. It has kind of a fluffy, llight, airiness to it, but I've been eating it for so long I actually prefer the texture of halo top now.

>You can be healthy at any size!

>she loves him because he treats her like shit

GOD DAMMIT

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY YOU'D HEAR IT

FUCK

protip: If you let it thaw for like 20 minutes before eating and then eat it slowly from the outside in it gets the same texture as soft serve.

stop trying to subtly call people fat, believe it or not it hurts your chances with most skinny girls