If you

If you
>have a girlfriend
>have friends you enjoy the company of
>are not a virgin
>are a woman
>strongly dislike anime
Then you're a normie and you need to GET OFF MY BOARD.
CHADS AND NORMIES LEAVE, THIS IS A WEEABOO VIRGIN BOARD
TAKE THE POWER BACK

/r9k/ is over there, friendo. This is Veeky Forums where the primary focus is getting jacked and the patron mascot is a guy that had so much sex, drugs, and friends that he died.

lol I thought it was the eternal Finn and the sauna of death that did him in

Fag

This is the bodybuilding.com chat room extension. Take that shit to /r9k/

so only lesbians can be normies? :O

fpbp

/r9k/ BTFO. Bless this man with my dubs get

>dont have a gf
>have friends
>not a virgin
>not a woman
>dont care about anime
>6'2
what about me?

>6'2

GTFO NORMIE RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you seem pretty ok

I'm neither of those except the last one because anime is fucking gay.

Back to r9k

Try mine.

Oh come the fuck on.

Lmao this is a normie board friendo gtfo. If i ever see you in the gym ill kick your faggot ass

Only one that applies to me is my hate for anime.

@41569509
R9K LOSERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD BOW

>have a girlfriend
I do and I'm very satisfied with her.
>have friends you enjoy the company of
I do and maybe this weekend we'll play some FRPGs
>are not a virgin
I'm not a virgin :)
>are a woman
Not a woman.
>strongly dislike anime
I used to enjoy anime but got bored with too many series that don't introduce actually anything new besides the old schemes.

You know what's funny? I'm not even a Chad, I'm fat and have moobs. My gf is slim and has dat tight ass which I pound often. Life's great bro.

Fpbp

R9K is incompatible with fit

She was so much more attractive before she turned into a coal-burning degenerate, what the fuck

>normies
>on Veeky Forums
None of us are normies, even if we share some of the same traits as normies.

>>have a girlfriend
Never
>>have friends you enjoy the company of
Yes
>>are not a virgin
Yep
>>are a woman
No
>>strongly dislike anime
Never

spent all of my developmental years here, never knew having friends made you normal.

>chinese cartoons

>Fat and have moobs

Not even jealous

Tbh this says more about me than u
I guess I don't really care for these things, I just want to be a e s t h e t i c

r9k NEET's leave pls

Big Baller™ spotted

>tfw girlfriend who works out with you

No shit, man. She'd make my dick diamonds whenever I saw her on that show, and these days she does fucking nothing for me.

I have a gf, great circle of friends, obviously fuck my gf and enjoy anime all while enjoying lifting. You mad that I make 90k a year, play BotW hours a day and live life while you REEEEE it up??

I'm a married dude approaching 30
Have a small friends circle
Don't particularly like anime

I'm not too bad really I suppose
Thanks for lowering the bar OP and kin

>tfw 6'4 220 lbs 11% body fat
>8.5 inch dick
>just bough a ford explorer that im going to fuck every girl youve ever looked at in

Get fucked NEET and kys. This is Chads board now. Go be a loser somewhere else I hear neogaf is great place for weebfaggots

> a guy that had so much sex, drugs, and friends that he died
That's actually a pretty cool patron deity.

WORLD STARRRRRR

Hello r/fitness

Nice minivan faggot

>have a girlfriend
Had dozens
>have friends you enjoy the company of
Have dozens
>are not a virgin
LOL not for a long time now
>are a woman
LOL no, I'm 1000 times more a MAN than you can hope to dream, loser
>strongly dislike anime
Anime is fine but I like live action better

>hurr durr U HAVE 2 LEAVE
Make me, faggot OP.
I'm going to continually post about how GREAT my life is and how much I pity LOSER FAGGOTS like you, just to make you rage. You got a problem about that? Go scream in your waifu pillow, loser.

>Ford Explorer

Haha really dude? Man you were doing so good until you posted about this gay ass fucking mom van that you went and bought. You fucked up dude. Get a real fucking truck like a man, faggot.

witnessed.

>caps for emphasis
Virgin typing

Anime is proof that two bombs weren't enough.

Do you not into radioactive consequences?

Any more bombs, and the tentacle monsters would be an actual thing.

And every female in your life wouldn't be riding demarcus's bbc, but kunoichi's many sucker-covered tentacles...

>western media is superior to eastern media

>gf - check
>friends - check
>virgin - hell no
>not a woman
>fucking dispise anime

how about you get the fuck out of my and other chads board succboy?

>if 3 bombs were dropped we would have engineered cat girls by now
why even live?

Real bombs don't do that silly, it just gives them leukemia. Lots and lots of leukemia.

Can't fit a bouquet of bitches in a Truck, you gotta think bitchboi

Its the same one your mom drove when I was cucking your dad with her

Go back to /r9k/ and shit that board up with your retarded emotional cry baby bullshit you fucking sperg. If anyone has shit up this board it's been you fucking walking turds and /pol/.

OP needs to stay in his lane

Caring about Anime is the most pathetic shit you can get involve in and I'm a 21 y.o who enjoys throwing bread crumbs to pigeons and looking at them.