Mfw

>mfw
>hit 1pl8 OHP this month
>made $40,000
>but fucked some girl that I've fucked before

an almost perfect month Veeky Forums

Nice one fella, im happy for you. Its important to recognise your achievements. Be proud, and remember you'll have months like this in the future, although at times it may not feel like it.

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40k in a month?

If this seems strange to you then you need to stop being poor

what do you do then?

Same as the man in OP pic

Made 60k and fucked 3 new girls, get on my level dipshit

Shut the fuck up DANTE

You only fuck once a month?

>no dubs
confirmed?

Made 1mil, cloned ur mom and buttfucked 5 of her at once.

I'm not a dipshit, shitlord.

murders and executions mostly?

40k per month is literally more 99.9% of humans who have ever lived made, and that's adjusting for deflation through the past.
I know you're shit posting but just know if you say shit like that outside Veeky Forums, everybody secretly hates you.
inb4 poorfag detected.

No need to be salty. Maybe you should have some drive instead of playing video games.

FYI, I didn't go to college either. It's a giant scam

You're right, I need to catch up with all the multi-millionaires that pervade Veeky Forums.

I mean I thought I was pretty well off
>labor job with a fuck-ton of OT that equates to about $65k a year
>sports gambling and penny stock trading hobbies that bring in an average of $20k a year

Post timestamped money

>didn't go to college either
You missed out on 4 years of beer, lifting, partying and fucking dumb hot sluts.

Just how obscure do you still think Veeky Forums is?

no need to LARP on an anonymous image board, faggot

6pl8 ohp
2.5 million income
Had a threesome with some bimbos I met and fucked like five or six other girls

Git gud u fucking peasant

Don't be upset at me for your lack of ambition.

I would. It I'm on my phone without the means to crop the personal info

You'e right, losers flock here in droves.
I'm positive the average poster is doing worse off financially than the average human from the poster's country

I dont understand your reference friendo

i wanna do that

>I'm not LARPing, I swear
kk pal

>you will never have an emotionless non-murderous patrick bateman as a bf

I truly can no longer find a reason for living

He's going to treat you like an object though, I mean unless you're into that

If you didn't go to college then there is no way you at VP level in M&A. And analysts/associates dont get 500k/year

so explain wtf you are talking about or you are LARPing

Stop posting this braphog

I want to believe