While you're in the gym 6 days a week, horse is out pickin up chicks

This isn't real...is it?

I like Sara Underwood, she lifts and does yoga.

Delet this.

bet it is

most of the ones I know are either really pretentious or just straight nuts. There is a fine line between appreciating horses and just using them for equestrian or racing. The latter two are just very expensive outlets for women to get attention, just like going to the gym or any other hobby. If anything, with horses, it's a scaled-up cat-lady phenomenon.

I keep horses and I have rarely been able to have a decent conversation with any equestrian rider about the animals beyond what they scored, what events they did, or what they wear.

What the fuck would that taste like?

BIG

prolly like horse cum

EQUINE

>tfw furries won

COCK

Truly God tier woman

Reminder that every horse girl has been horny at some point and imagined what her horses giant cock would feel like filling her up. Can't imagine how common it is for women to jerk off their horse just as a curiosity.

dont get involved with horse girls ever

You JUST know

how can human bois even compete

I'd actually like to know what a horse cock and balls feel like in your hand. Them motherfuckers are huge.

gay much

I don't know if someone photoshopped out the dick or the original picture was photoshopped with the dick.

this is truth. horse girls are fucking insane.

There's nothing gay about wanting to choke a thick ass horse cock.

I went to a bestiality thread many moons ago on /b/

Some dude was posting screencaps from some forum where women were admitting to getting boned by a dog at some point in their life

Additionally they spoke of it as if it was very normal and many women stated that most friends of theirs had tried it at some point in their life

Kinda fucks me up mentally thinking about it. I would throw up if my girlfriend ever admitted to that

>AWWW YEAH MO'FUCKIN' NECK SCRATCHES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH BOI

That's one google search I won't soon forget.

One sagelike user once said that horse girls have all the craziness of cat ladies, mixed with the entitlement of a girl who ACTUALLY got a pony for her birthday.

Having met several horse girls, I can confirm it 100%. They're also usually horribly fat.

what happened?

Saw some chick sucking and getting fucked by a dog and horse dick.

Howd you find it?
I reverse searched that pic a few ways and cant find any of that

Nah, it had nothing to do with that pic. This was years ago, but I think it was that site without mothers. Just browsing porn. Literally just browsing. Looking around and I saw a horse, so I'm thinking "wtf", so I click on it. Literally the first time it ever occurred to me that some people have sex with animals.

I was freaked the fuck out because I though I came across some illegal shit. Thinking I was on some list or something. It's literally legal where I am. It's fucking weird to think that some law maker actually took the time to legislate sex acts between people and animals. How the fuck?

Lol.
Just go on Yahoo Answers. Literally thousands of questions by women asking if it's normal to fuck their dogs. Basically any girl with a big dog growing up sucked or fucked it.

oh god...

i just went onto yahoo answers...

I'd rather date a girl that got fucked by a dog rather than one that got fucked by a nigger tbqh. At least the dog won't go around telling everyone.

I am begging to know what these women actually look like who post this stuff

I hope they're uggos.. That would help ease the cringe

Legit.

I won't date a girl who owns a big dog or rides horses. 90% she's getting fucked and swallowing animal cum on a daily basis.

I've literally seen written guides on how to have sex with animals. I spend too much time lurking around the internet.
One chick posted a "reasons to have sex with your dog" on Youtube. Its probably been taken down though I'm sure there are mirrors all over the place.

How new/young are you dude?
Honestly doesnt seem strange to me at all.

Probably very fat or very ugly.

Don't white guys like fucking dogs? So you'd probably be elated to join in and fuck the dog in the ass anyways

Probably goes for guys, too.
I had a friend back in middle school who bragged to me about "accidentally" sticking his finger in his dog. I don't think there was any accident about it, and he probably stuck more than his finger in the bitch.

Ugly frog fish looking gook

>won't date a girl that rides horses

Do those even exist?

Well, this happened like 9 years ago, so I'm not a stranger to weird shit on the internet.

oh ok i was gonna say, at thispoint i wouldnt even bat an eye

>7 ft tall
>2000+ lbs of muscle
>12+ inch dick
how can humanlets ever compete?

By submitting to them. Hoping that one day they may bestow upon us their juice of virility.

Best thread today. Thanks for the laughs fellas

>tfw not a horse
>don't have dozens hot girls rub their pussy on your back every week

Why even bother anymore

Do you remember the name of the site you were on?

White people

ITT: anons litterally psych themselves out of dating girls who have had large dogs do to utterly unsubstantiated fears that she has not only had sex with said dog, but enjoys it more than she would enjoy another human
You can't make this shit up.

Is an horse an athlete?

youtube.com/watch?v=RU-A9URKo5s

check locally kek

>fears that she has not only had sex with said dog, but enjoys it more than she would enjoy another human
No one cares about that.
The fact she had sex with a dig at all is enough.

bestiality is and was everywhere. it's nothing new

>implying I want a dirty woman
I want a hot rich girl from boca raton who doesn't know anything outside of working out on the beach and edm festivals

>white boys
Oh my god they're so insecure

>Veeky Forums is not into beastiality

wtf has happened to this place? fucking normies need to leave

what happened to /b/? last time i was there there was more or less new memes being made, beastiality, all kind of fucked up porn shit, some filtered CP shit that everyone tried to solve, gore, etc.

now it's just normie porn

>niggers

oh my god, they're such fucking criminals

How don't you get his hint with no mothers?
I think 7chan has a whole board dedicated to bestiality

...

fuck off back to reddditt

You don't want horse semen, that's too little protein and output for what you put in. What you actually want is zebra semen. A lot more bang for your buck. Trust me. Or look it up on youtube, you'll see what I'm talking about.

I need to start saying that, thanks user. And yes most of them I know get fat at some point unfortunately, especially when they're in a """sport"" that is dependent on the horse. also checked

It's not that uncommon. Girls go through puberty and think about weird shit just like guys do, but the kicker is that they have more access for things to use than us because it's easier to find something that will lick them or goes inside their vagina than it is for a guy to find something to stick his dick in. I knew about a girl at my HS that would rub peanut butter on her clit and have her dog lick it off. Never knew if she took it further than that but I wouldn't be surprised.

>tfw women have had this for eons but they get up in arms at the prospect of men having female androids