Tfw you'll never be a tatooed douchebag chad from miami

>tfw you'll never be a tatooed douchebag chad from miami
>tfw you'll never bang fit instagram sloots


but on a serious note, why the fuck do all this insta pages exist? I'm fucking sure they are not making profit from all the guys masturbating to their pictures at fucking 3 am dutch time

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>his name is literally chad

>when i first met you i thought you were just another douchebag

His name is literally Chad Nuts

>you're not the only man I'm in love with

This is one of those chicks that's literally never satisfied in life. You could never open up and relax around her because she is extremely judgemental, scrutinizing your every action for comparison to the larger than life personsa she's built for you in her mind. Due to social media she's utterly incapable of a balanced our sub missive position in a relationship. To top it off you'll have to take roids and have everything a chad pussy slayer has in terms of looks but must sacrifice them at the alter of her used pussy and become a 'genuine' guy

The guys masturbating are just dorky white beta guys but those sluts get contacted by bbc masters that get to fuck them, especially in Miami.

His surname is Nutsch

>Bbc masters

Uhh actually fat middle aged Arabs and Turks

Everything in this image and all of its implications are why we need to be fucking nuked.

yes , she has such great values

>why the fuck do all this insta pages exist

They're prostitutes in Dubai, user.

Yes.

Read it again. You got the words right, but the order wrong.

>but on a serious note, why the fuck do all this insta pages exist?

A lot of them have partnerships and are getting money to advertise certain things, getting free hotel stays, trips to resorts, etc.

The legal way to do this kind of advertising in the United States requires disclosure but a lot of companies don't bother to do this.

I am a lawyer. I represent Instagram sloots for fat loots.

tbpf I read it that way too.

i agree m8, that's why I posted it
but yall still haven't seen the diamonds

>wanting a vapid cunt
Nigger, you'll never make it. Just get a membership at Planet fitness already

Really there's no point in analyzing posts like these and the text because in the end its all about selling sex to the peon followers via her obvious nudity.

However a closer look will reveal some of her deeper neurosis. For instance she notes he's just a 'tattoed' 'douchbag' who only cares about money, this translates to 'your a rich bad boy with good looks' something all women lust for. But then she says he's not really that person on the inside, is giving and loyal, which translates to 'buys me things, worships me and does what I say, nyah nyah female followers'. This is a desparate gloat for attention and justification. Really the dude is probably a simp as shown by his likely large financial support of her, extreme narcissism as shown by perfected tattoos, body and hairstyle, and submissiveNess to her as shown by the suplicating body language by being behind her, also naked and having head down.

This is a well crafted relationship goals masterbatory post to be gobbled up by thots, shit skin simps and overweight 'gym-going' single moms.

t. Autist

>I'm fucking sure they are not making profit from all the guys masturbating to their pictures at fucking 3 am dutch time
sure mate the whore with 1 mil followers wont get big bucks for just posting a pic wearing some supplements company's shirt

noice, thanks for the answer mate

i don't even have anything bad to say to you mate, keep making money

>#MostWontIWill
>def not talking about growing a beard

How much could they really be making? I can see getting free stuff to post but direct monetary compensation? I'm skeptical of someone of this quality getting any.

lmao some whore got rich just twerking mate. Imagine the ones with an actual industry (supplements) to explore

yeah, true that

yeah, i agree, man fuckin Veeky Forums is amazing today

like your sound spelling of nigger bro

>why the fuck do all this insta pages exist?
So people like you will look at them and completely give up at live and become another dreamless slave. Same as porn.

People like this don't actually do shit, he's prob got some serious family money behind him. If he was really making mad dosh he wouldn't be shouting it all over insta. 'Endeavors' aka bullshit

this girl from my uni fucking had 1000 subscribers and they started paying and giving her products...

man, fucking horny guys destroying the fucking world, huh

nah man that record company and talent agency hes building gonna get him that NEW ferrari instead of 5 year old one he had to leverage his ass to lease

yeah, of course, mate, who the fuck would write this if he actually was fucking doing something

>metabolic restoration facility
>meal facility

wtf

>looking five inches above the mac

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIC. How a supposed socially successful individual is so unaware? remove the tattoos and he looks like a stock pic of "focused billionaire business man"

He's just a guy with money; the fact that he has tatoos or works out is irrelevant

Real story is his family is some Russian oligarchs or robber barons post soviet breakup and he's just burning cash flaunting his family's wealth. The whole pic tries to cram as much status symbols in as possible.

Only multi million dollar companies can afford private jets and they use them sparingly. This guy must have a massive trust fund of the Dan bilzerian flavor. Even renting would be too expensive for this.

>russian

pourquoi as-tu ecrit money et pas argent, mon vieux? but yeah, of course, it's the money

but man, do these people actually believe themselves

>Dan bilzerian
>literally the first pic to come on google is the same

10/10

kek

at least Bilz seems like an actual "man's man" and not just some fuckboy like this Russian guy

Wtf does this actually mean?

>"trust fund beneficiary" included in wikipedia bio
lmaoo

Dan's a douche canoe but he did make it pretty far in BUD/s. Ironically the reason he was dropped from BUD/s for a 'weapons safety violation' so late in training was due to the fact he is a douche canoe.

I don't know man, he doesn't seem like such a bad dude, maybe too arrogant and looking for praise but not inherently a faggot.

>How name is literally chad nuts

Just fucking kill me senpai

most people won't
>be buried in work
>like it
>run a large start up
>establish endeavors
>plan endeavors
>apply due diligence to endeavors
>manage investment endeavors
>fucking love endeavors

do you evenendeavour, bro

I try not to be envious but something nudges me the wrong way about this guy talking about his start-up "grind" from the front seat of a maserati with a watch and some designer sunglasses on.

They make livable income. But when you see an Instagram sloot who is in the Bahamas one day, Cancun the next, Dubai after that, etc then that's because they're literally high class prostitutes.

Just watched some YouTube video of him, he claims to be an influence marketer, he does this through using people with large social media followings, he's just playing her. He is as Chad as they get.

Shit like this.. call me paranoid but I have the slightest feeling that these insta rich people are ways for companies to advertise their bullshit products. They use these "real" people as examples that they too can achieve these unrealistic goals of becoming millionaires in a single life time. Of course it's doable and I will keep striving for that dream but a lot of these guys were born into wealth/contacts or had amazing opportunities that anybody else would have.

When people say shit like "keep grinding" it's bitter sweet because it implies that working hard will get you places. If that's true then Jerome who works 2 full time jobs and still lives in a 1 bedroom apartment should be a millionaire. The key is to work smart, hard and create/have opportunities.

AHHAHAHAHAH

cheatercollege.com/chad-nutsch/

>a girl threw up in his car and he actually paid a guy to eat the puke
>if she (another one) wanted to get home, she had to give him head
>has herpes
>generally noice

How much is an escort for the night?

How much more to stick your willy-wanka in them?

Work harder not smarter :^)

You can just tell this relationship is built to last

that's one salty fucking site though

you look like a cuck, dude

I don't want to be

I just want to have a qt gf that loves me

Dan apparently was going to commit a fucking school shooting when he was younger.

can't argue mate

nah im just joking

I think it's pretty clear he's a wealthy person who invests money in young businesses and calls that management.

>two white people being loyal to each other and being in love is a reason to nuke
If anything we need more of this desu.

>white people

you know what i find the most hilarious fampai.

that even if this guy was some elon musk type character like he claims to be, no one would believe him.

he oozes so much stereotype that we believe he can't actually be succesful by his own merit. How does he not see that himself

>mfw your comment made me realize that he actually invests in insta thots' prostitution start-ups

It's all a show he's putting on, he's doing this on purpose, it's his job.

When did this board become /r9k?

it would benefit him if it wasn't as obviously fake though

True, however there are some idiots that fall for it.

>tfw to smart too be poor

underrated post m8.

That's a fake Rolex doe

I've never known a Jerome who had a single job, nevermind two.

his main thing seems to be managing instagram "celebrities" and things of that nature. The company he claims to be doing that through is called global elite group. But the only company with some web presence by that name is a security firm for flights and such


this is just a scheme right, there is no way this guy is generating income from a company based around internet presence with no actual website

Probably gets paid to advertise brands.

>Read the rest of this thread
>Faggot has a rich family

Wow, no wonder she is so far up his ass. I hope they marry and she runs off with half his shit.

That's bc he's not grinding. Just another spoiled brat spending parents money... nothing to see here.

>making moves
>endeavors
>"""entrepreneur"""
>hustle
>grind
This is the kind of language unemployed niggers use to try to obscure their lack of above the table income

do you have any idea how much money do IG accounts with 1m+ followers get to make a TWENTY FOUR HOURS shootout ?

i'll be he ends up beating her at some point

I work for an insurance company in FL and I get to fuck over all those chads with rate increases in Miami, since they're stupid spics who don't know how to drive. It's truly enjoyable hearing how buttmad they get when they get their surcharges for speeding and rear-ending other cholos.

>user, you're so sweet, so different from all other guys I knew
>mfw

She's fuckable but I wouldn't date her, not my type.

They're both the same person basically. She's all dressed up with her tits out and he's showing off his muscles. Wow so unique lmao. They're like modern guidos.

kek

jesus christ is this site real

How bout a tatted up douchbag Chad from A T L A N T A?
tryin to make it brah

>chad does it again

surprise?

Bitches are so fucking deluded.

Lapai pedal

>Dark brown and black hair
>White
Pick one, shitskin

Prices vary, but you can fuck plenty of qts for 300 in a big city

Let me aware you on these girls. They're making thousands either as escorts or sugar babies. The instagram money is just the cherry on top and a way to get more exposure. Girls like that can make a million+ a year.

>Grigor

>why the fuck do all this insta pages exist?

Its to fill their egos

Also sage and reported for being Veeky Forumsness unrelated

How can you tell? I've been thinking of getting a nice watch from the grey market but I really struggle with telling what is real and what is not =/.

Christ Veeky Forums this is pathetic, who actually gives a fuck. Get to working on yourself, no one else is gonna live your reality for you.

Shut up faget

word thanks user best wishes

>forced to leave the state of utah
Who the fuck has to be "forced" to leave Utah?

dont forget where you are lol

makes sense.

JUST

why are those lovey dovey posts so cringey? fuark, I'd break up with a cunt if she said that to me

41mm Datejusts like the ones he has on do not come with oyster bracelets. I'm a sort of watch nerd.

nah shit like this fuels me

i'm a violent person and this is like dangling something in front of me, i know i'm gonna do something soon