>Be 6 foot nothing
>At a party having a conversation in a normie-circle
>Eventually the topic of height comes up
>Blurt out very quickly that I am happy being 5' 9''
>Can physically sense the manlets in the circle shaking
Anyone else lowball their heights manlets?
take my upvote, kind stranger!
6ft 3 here.
I usually don't lowball that much
> Hey user how tall are you?
> I'm maybe 6ft 1 I think it might be my shoes though
> Yea I guess so shoes really do add a lot of height!
kek
I usually say Im like 2 mts, Im actually 1,88 but everyone here is a fucking manlet and no one can tell the difference
>mexican
I high ball half an inch. I'm 6'1.5 but for some reason people always think I'm super tall.
left side looks like frog
im gonna lowball your report
manlets still mad about being looked at as children
I want to be 6'3 :(
I am literally your low ball. 6'1, yet 6'3 with my boots on.
Never look down on your blessings user. There are many who would take your place.
>Be manlet
>Use any excuse I can to take motorcycle because boots add height
>Can get away with saying I'm 5'10 when wearing the boots
Being alive is truly the greatest punishment.
How do you get 2 inches with boots? I think what I get is closer to 1 only.
Just measured. Boots add 1.5 inches so they would put me at 6'2.5
Theyre hiking boots, so it makes sense i guess.
Man.. id seriously give anything to just be 6'3 naturally.
If i had pain killers, I'd even do the surgery that the kid in GATTACA did.
>spreading insecurity on purpose
sigh
I've never understood this need. A confident man is satisfied with being better than the people around him and letting it show on its own.
They might be physical manlets, but you're a manlet at heart.
>manlet at heart
>not a physical manlet
And for some reason I am 100% okay with that
6ft is average though
>Have a change of heart
>Become a good person
>Have a change of height
>Physically impossible
what are house parties like?
I'm a loner and never been and I wanna kno what theyre like
>choosing to be a burden on the people around you
>thinking you're any better than a fatass, let alone a manlet
"We're all going to make it - except for the manlets"
-Zyzz
Oh whoops, he didn't say that second part
>fitness test in college
>how tall are you user?
>uhh 6'2-6'3
>Alright, usually people find out they are a bit shorter than think once i measure them
>6'3 on the nose
>Oh you were right
fucking manlets lying about their height
people who lie about their heights are the worst. 5' 10'' is like 6' to people because of the lies
im 5'10 and tell girls im 5'8 and shorter guys im 5'7. it's amusing and weeds out sluts.
Good lord
I'm 6'3", I need to start doing this shit.
>be 6'4
>waiting in line to pay for groceries
>girl behind me taps me
>she's tiny
>"wow you're tall"
>"how tall are you"
>dunno, around 6'3
>"you look like 6'"
>mfw
a woman that looked like a child and had to look up told me i look like 6'. women truly have no height perception and are clueless
>reddit greentexting
>reddit spacing
>Be legit 5'9"
>Co-worker who is much shorter than me claiming to be 5'10"
>I call him out on it, "How the fuck are you 5'10" when I am 5'9" and taller than you"
>He looks visibly distraught
>pauses for a few long seconds and chimes in with "w-whatever, think what you want"
>He then walks away and never brings up the subject of height again.
What's that brand of boots someone mentioned that adds a couple inches to their height? I'm 6'0" myself and I want to try wearing those and claim 5'10" for lulz
>5'9"
>at work
>lanklets come over
>"user how tall are you???"
>5'9" why?
>oh, everyone under 6 foot we've asked always adds (5 feet tall and a half)
i initially thought about how pathetic it sounds adding 5'7" and half when asked about your height, but then thought about how much more pathetic it sounds using your height as a major source of pride in your life
whatever
Have you phaggots ever been to reddit? they are the political correctness police of the internet and constantly sniff each other's farts.
Assuming he is not trolling, this phag is a perfect example of a Reddit post.
any brand of boot will add inches to your height
What the fuck kind of boots are you guys wearing? Do you guys even know how big one inch is?
That's not nice user, we should help our manlet brothers.
>6'5
>working as a bouncer on weekends
>guy and a chick come in, together but in that 'we just met but we may or may not fuck later' sort of way
>as many intoxicated people do, chick asks about my height
>guy quickly says something like 'well I'm 6'1, so you must be near 7' right?'
>I take half a second to process this as there's no way this guy is a hair above 5'9/10. I'm actually impressed at the gall of this claim
>come back with 'yeah, close. I'm about 6'10'
>chick buys it
>guy looks visibly relieved and takes chick inside
>later see them leaving and getting in a taxi together, all over each other, they definitely boned
Godspeed you glorious manlet bastard.
As a side note, why are women so bad at estimating height? Is it because they were heels so their perspective is always fluctuating, stopping them from developing a solid reference for height comparison?
wear heels*
I'm tired
Women only seem to be bad at guessing height in USA where height related insecurity is insane. In places where it's not as big of a deal, women don't have a problem estimating your height. So my guess is that a lot american men lie about their height, making it tough to see.
>5'6
>always tell people that I'm 5'3