Most hated gym song

What a bizarre song, bad dancehall(?) mixed with laughably bad soap opera lyrics

>walk into gym
>a meghan trainor song plays
>Ask the staff to change the song because I'm no bitch

>any nigger noise
I don't even know why they play music at the gym. people who want music will bring their own.

I don't understand how anyone actually wears headphones while lifting though. The only way they don't come off/out is if I stick to a low intensity workout

>be running on threadmill
>about to give up with only 5mins left out of the initial 30mins I set it to
>divineintervention.mkv
>a hot picrelated appears out of nowhere and starts running on the threadmill right in front of mine
>that old miami bass classic comes up from my humungus playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=ibD4j2rH9IY
>feel a shock of energy flowing through my body
>end my session with the last 30secs going at maximum speed sprint

shit was cash af desu

>walk into gym
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

>anyone whomst replies is taking this bait

How do people still fall for this...

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

They're not on Veeky Forums every hour of every day.

youtube.com/watch?v=iQjX8zjGL5c
fucking hell

>walk into gym
>LOOK IN MY EYES what do you see?
>The Cult Of Personality~

People replying to it is part of the meme, and the replies to that are too, as well as the replies to the replies to the replies to the reply.

and so is this.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVING TIL I TASTED YOU
I actually like it

>SPEND DAT CHECK N GET IT RIIIIGGGHH BACK
>SPEND DAT CHECK N GET IT RIGHT BACK

>enter gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

MAYBE WE DON'T NEED NO REASON WHY
COME ON COME ON COME OVER

there's specialized headphones that have clips that go around the ear, keeping it in place

>walk into gym
>DESPACITO

I'm afraid the song will play all summer

I hate that song

Are you hispanic?

Hermano, tu sabes que lo tienes que tomar todo DESPACITO

>Initiate final set
>SWE SWE SWE I KVÃÃÃL
No fucking idea what the actual lyrics are, I don't speak Swedish nor do I live there.

>gym only plays music in locker room

You are the one thing in my way you are the one thing in my way you are the one thing in my way you are the one thing in my way you are the one thing in my way

My gym plays "fall upon your knees this is the body and soul" song by Bastille. It's the worst. They also play the cheers theme song and I don't know why.

>walk into gym
>BOOYAKA BOOYAKA REY MISTERIO!

>walk into gym
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>walk into gym
>SARRI SARRI SARRI SARRI SARRI SARRIIII

>walk into gym
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>walk into gym
>I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing and then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE and I go WHAT WHAT'S THE MATTER? and she goes WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! I go THERE'S NOTHING WRONG MOM and she goes DON'T TELL ME THAT! YOU'RE ON DRUGS! and I go NO MOM I'M NOT ON DRUGS I'M OK I WAS JUST THINKING YOU KNOW WHY DON'T YOU GET ME A PEPSI? and she goes NO YOU'RE ON DRUGS! I go MOM I'M OKAY I'M JUST THINKING she goes
NO YOU'RE NOT THINKING YOU'RE ON DRUGS NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T ACT THAT WAY! I go MOM JUST GIVE ME A PEPSI, PLEASE ALL I WANT IS A PEPSI, and she wouldn't give it to me all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me just a pepsi.

it just sucks the motivation right out of me every time I hear it.

>music in the gym
>not listening to comfy podcasts

TFW my gym doesn't play suicidal tendencies.

>walk into gym
>complete workout
>leave

I am deaf.

Lmao ur 1 of the fags wearing those? Ppl laugh at you behind ur back btw

>but im weak and what's wrong with that??