Why are you not getting gains in the one place that actually matters to women?

:)

wut did he mean by this

:^)
>(~4-6 inches) is more than enough for 95% of women.
gunna need a source there buddy

im 7x6.5 and it has pretty much ruined my sex life.

yeah dude ive had girls not be able to fit my dick in their mouth at 5.25. I think most girls would be absolutely horrified of 6.5, its not even about the length

whoever made the OP image is insane and probably has a micropenis, if I can do a bit of profiling...Intense rage and depression over that so they're trying to bring down almost every single guy here.

6.5 girth I havent even come close to a blowjob

>tfw op didn't bring me down
>tfw perfect penis size
>8.5x6.5
>tfw had multiple girls complain
>all but 1 took it
>no problems here

not gunna lie dude my dick feels like the perfect size, wouldn't add either length or girth

Does shit like bathmate actually work or is it just a meme?

My dick is only like 6.25 or 6.5 inches and I have a THICC gf. She squirts every time we fuck. Quit buying into Jew bullshit. My sisters and all my female friends all say a 6 inch dick is plenty fine and don't obsess over penis size the way men think they do.

>My sisters and all my female friends
yeah bro bet they give great dating advice to

lmao

>5.5 x 4.5 here.
>Gf was virgin before we had sex
>She isn't all that sexual of a person and doesn't ever initiate
>She can only orgasm from riding on top, but doggy hurts her? (How the fuck?)

I'm planning on marrying her, but Ill never know if my size is truly satisfying, and she just seems so indifferent. I wonder if she can have more pleasure were I bigger, and I feel guilty that she is stuck never experiencing true sexual ecstasy if we marry having only ever screwed me... I just can't tell if I'm adequate enough, and she just doesn't even seem to care! I think she doesn't mind my size because of ignorance, having never had a big dick.
My oral and foreplay game get her every time, but I just don't know how to feel. LIKE.. If she ever experienced a bigger dick would mine then be seen from her eyes as something undesirable.

Fuck Veeky Forums I need answers

Inb4 cuck

It works but it takes an hour a day you can easily permanently fuck up your dick. Also when you stop you lose all of your dick gains.

>you fuck a fat girl and she pisses on you

i cannot imagine what your house smells like. so many peoples houses smell so fucking disgusting, you have a pissed on mattress

I'm pretty sure it's an example of manufactured memetics a la /pol/ conspiracy

she may eventually crave a a bigger dick
>most likely

she will either cheat or remain faithful, if she cheats it's over ur fucked gg, if you ever find out end it immediately, if she stays faithful your relationship will be stronger then one based more on sexual pleasure, learn to use other parts of her body, vagina is only one of 5 major sex organs on female, clit, nipples/tits, mouth, and brain brah, and get used to anal and deepthroating her

>tfw only had anal 3 times
>tfw only 5 attampted deepthroats, all scratched my dick w/ teeth

papa bless user

The ignorance of people on this board is why I stopped coming here. Squirt comes from the vaginal canal, not the urethra. I've seen and felt it. We wash the sheets every time because yes, it does get messy, but no, it doesn't stink. It kind of smells like vitamins, if I had to assign a smell to it.

She has peed on me before and it was the hottest thing I've experienced.

Some insecure dudes on this board

lol retard you really think your sister and female friends will admit to being sluts who love huge cocks

#1 ^

#2 they don't want to make you feel bad about something you cant change

ask any girl BIGGER is ALWAYS BETTER up to an outrageous point, does that mean you can't make a girl enjoy with 5-6 inches, no U can.... but if you were bigger it would be better, kind of like a fast car m8, having 450hp is awesome, but having 600hp is more fun, and 800hp even more fun.... obviouls at some point like 900hp+ area shit gets to much but even if the car I'm driving can't use the HP in corners it's still fun in a straight line and going as fast as you can when you want etc

don't believe me if you don't want to brah.

Im in the same situation you're in. We lost our virginities together except my gf is hypersexual and begs me to fuck her whenever possible and it's been 6 years.

Unfortunately you aren't fucking her good enough for her to consider sex a worthwhile use of her time. You have to keep in mind that your fucks are ALL she knows about sex, and she doesn't like it enough to want to do it often.

well said nig

Nothing wrong with getting pissed on. Feels good man.
This guy is on the money. Your girl can genuinely love fucking your 5 incher twice a day, but she will always enjoy it more if it were bigger.

If your dick is too long you cant penetrate all the way in

ex. get in ur friends v8 camaro or musting or w.e tell him it's fast as fuck

>then literally imagine what a fucking z06 corvette or zl1 camaro or gt350 can do and slight lust for that

not that the current car is fine just ppl in general want more, and would you ever tell your friend

yeah dude the 400+hp is cool but a z06 is better?

no, you wouldn't want to sound like a cunt.

but when you see some idiot online bragging about his generic runtang you fucking say HAHAHA DUDE z06 WRECKS U, and your really mean it, not that the dudes car isn't fine for everyday driving, it's just bigger/faster is better (up to a point)

I've literally experience this only a handful of time sat 8.5, wanna know the solution?

don't go balls deep

don't get me wrong the fucks weren't as good as they could have been if I could go balls deep, but i'm fine laying off an inch man, the real killer is if you are to thick to get inside a girl then GG no re

that's not the point
a big dick looks sexy as fuck to women just like big tits

For you.

>read the part about measuring
What the fuck i always claimed 6×6 but i guess im 7 if i push it to the fucking bone. How do you guys measure? I thought pushing the ruler was cheating.

or you could just be shorter and go balls deep

yeah, you could, but then when you fuck a girl with a longer hole you won't bottom out

:^)

guess how they measured the average penis size of 5.17"

that's right, same method

>bragging about being shorter
this fucking cuck

Jesus dude shut the fuck up

not to mention the feeling of having multiple girls tell you to deep or try to hold their hands at the point of to much to stop you from going in feels alpha as fuck, and knowing if you ever need to hate fuck a bitch you can destroy her cervix feels good as well as making a girl who tells you to deep cum multiple times and then while she is phasing between this world and shadow realm giving her full pound like you are using her pussy as an onahole while she is mix of to much pleasure and pain and then spraying cum directly into womb

tehe

what's really fucking odd is some guy sat around for a couple hours shaping penises, bodies, monkeys, all that crap & typing out all the content.

i wonder what a psychologist would say about that

what do you got against monkey's faggot?

stop watching anime tyrone

>tfw have a 6.3 incher
>almost rips open my girlfriends pussy every time and is a struggle to get in
the only girls who circlejerk about 8+ inchers are whores in my experience

>implying animu hasen't got me laid
>implying I haven't fucked multiple animu loving chicks during animu movies
>implying they didn't all let me go for round 2

animu chicks are horny af, and if you can find the hot ones, so down to earth and worth

>implying its like this in real life at all
hitting the cervix is not pleasurable to women unless they are into kinky BDSM shit. It is like if she started pinching your ball sack mid fuck, its just painful.

Is your girlfriend your little sister by any chance?

>length
>almost ripping a vagina
Why the fuck you lying? (Why?)
Why you always lying? (Why?)
Mhmmmm oh my god, stop fucking lying
Always lying to me (Why?)
You lying so much (Why?)
You're making it hard for me

the only guys who circlejerk about ripping girls with their 6 inchers are guys who don't know how to properly stretch and arouse a girl before sex

> White guy calling himself "Big Nig".

> Goes on a fitness forum and proceeds to pretend to be a black man with a big penis fucking anime girls.

Status Autisimus.

>It is like if she started pinching your ball sack mid fuck,
that sounds pretty hot actually

she cums on my dick from it so I guess im doing a good job, when I eat her out before it goes in easier. Must be my girth, and shes legal age just tight af

Holy mother of autism to the fucking loser who spent the time to make this retarded image

actually some grills like pain, not to mention after a certain amount of arousal, especially cumming in my experience the vagina will be able to expand even further and what before in length would have hit cervix hits... much nicer places...

>Squirt comes from the vaginal canal, not the urethra
Wrong, you're thinking of gushing. Squirti comes from the bladder. It's not 100% piss, but it's like 5%.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21995650
>squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022
>US1 confirmed thorough bladder emptiness. After a variable time of sexual excitation, US2 (just before squirting) showed noticeable bladder filling, and US3 (just after squirting) demonstrated that the bladder had been emptied again. Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants.

Inb4 Mr. 6-incher claims this is bullshit too, and his girlfriend definitely orgasms from his mediocre dick.

It's actually pretty unenjoyable getting punched in the cervix by a 8 inch dick

>you have to hit the cervix for a woman to have an orgasm
wanna know how I know youre a virgin?

inb4 shes just faking it
you cant fake extreme wetness and cum

Wanna know how ai know you're a dicklet?

>he takes the joke seriously
wow, you're fucking insecure huh?

itt microdicks larping as niggers actually believe women enjoy having a fucking pringles can shoved up their baby canal

hitting the cervix isnt a good thing it hurts your dick and it hurts BAD for most women unless they are crazy sluts.

Even in porn most women can only take what I'd estimate to be ~7 inches bottomed out. And those are pornstars.

...

...

itt averagefags larping about how good their average dick feels compared to big dicks

>unless they are crazy sluts.
AKA the 90% of women who think you have a tiny cock.

xD

Biochemical analysis of BSU, S, and ASU showed comparable urea, creatinine, and uric acid concentrations in all participants.

wow urea and uric acid, it's almost like it's FUCKING PISS. YOUR FAT GIRLFRIEND IS PISSING ON YOU AND YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ROTTING HUMAN PISS.

>he doesn't have a piss fetish
LMAOing at your life

its obviously pee, you really think the human body has a 3rd fluid that it makes only if it is getting fucked really well

Asian pussy confirmed sideways

You mean foreskin gains, right? :^)
epublications.bond.edu.au/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1070&context=hss_pubs
>Most women (85.5%) in that survey reported that they
were more likely to experience orgasm with a genitally intact partner
Anyway, here's are some studies about dicks and female orgasm.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12244/full
>of 1,661 men, the mean erect penile length was 14.15cm (SD=2.66; range=4 to 26cm), and the mean erect penile circumference was 12.23cm (SD=2.23; range=3 to 19)
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>erect length 13.12cm and erect circumference 11.66cm
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12669/abstract
>orgasm during sexual activity with a familiar partner was 62.9% among single women

>micropenis loser getting so worked up over a joke pic
SAD

Unrelated but related help!

>do squats yesterday
>7 sets of 10 at 225lbs
> feel super tight in abdomen
>rub one out today
>pain in testicle and in abdomen now

Anyone here get anything like this before? Tripping out. Help out a brother

I'm just shitposting at this point

yooo look at this duuuudee

look at the lips HAHAHA

This. The only reason big dicks are used in porn is because it makes the shot look better. It means the male actors can be in a position where they aren't smothering the women and taking up too much camera space. They can still lean back and achieve penetration.

Every time you see a women screaming about a big dick in porn, it's quite funny because there's usually only 2-3 inches actually inside her.

Source:
>muh dick

>measured by pressing ruler to the pubic bone
NO
IT FUCKING
ISN'T

What the fuck. That's inflating dick sizes by like an inch and a half. That's saying I have a 10 inch cock. I don't have a 10 inch cock, and every woman I've slept with has said it's the biggest. I know when I'd have a 10 inch cock and I don't have a 10 inch cock.

duuude

>dicklet confirmed

Not only can you not get through the cervix into the womb (anywhere other than 2d japland, at least) but also, no chick is ever gonna like the feeling of you trying unless a) she's a serious masochist, or b) you're not as deep as you think, faggot.

The logic behing measuring BPEL is removing the variable of individual bodyfat percentages, plus if you aren't extremely obese, the amount of dick under your fat pad is still an "active" part of penetration.

not up for argument this is the official method used by several of the best-run studies of this sort and the most recent/comprehensive ones. measuring from anywhere else doesn't make sense even.

It's just ridiculous. I'm not even overweight, but at my size, for my girl to get any pressure from my pubic bone would mean I'm more than 10 inches deep inside her. I've always hit a cervix. 11 women. Only 1 liked it (and it was kinnnnnnnnnky) the other 10 legit hated it and said don't do that.

I hear BPEL and I just think it's a fat dude who wants some extra inchwork. Stupid. Just measure the top of your dick like a normal human.

Wew lad. You know the vaginal canal varies in length almost as much as penile length does, right? It makes as much sense to say that all women like 10" peen as it does to say all dudes have 10" peen.

>being this clueless

You're saying you have a 10 inch dick?

Hold up, I found this other graph from a follow-up study conducted by Queens University.

Bone pressed, apparently, I do.
And how does it make me sound, saying that?

Fucking retarded. I sound like an idiot for saying "I have a 10 inch cock." If digging a stiff ruler into my skin above my erect dong so hard it literally can't go deeper because it's hitting bone so that I can add an extra bit of length to my "dick score" is beyond stupid and it serves as a lie-justifier for tiny penises, an ego-booster for the average guy, and it makes larger guys seem like maniacs.

Melatonin is the sleep hormone you dingus

>SCIENCE IS BAD AND WRONG
>BECAUSE OF SOME WEIRD HANGUP I HAVE

this is the way it's done for the future forever permanently now. the biggest and most accurate dick size study did it this way. crying will not help. wipe your crying eyes with your dick.

I wanna cry now.

Just pretend it says melanin cos I'm not going back to edit it.

>it's someone else's fault I rode so much dick my snatch is rekt to the point that only a traffic cone can fill it up.

Cucks, mostly. You've never noticed how bent they are on pushing their fetish into things?

>be me, 7"x5.5"
>first time having sex
>girlfriend at the time had been with 4 other guys before
>says I'm the biggest out of all of them
>occasionally hurt her if I thrust too hard
>never had a problem pleasing her
>had to wash my sheets after sex every time because she would soak them
feels good

While penis size is important, I'd say pleasing a woman is more about stamina.
I jerked off so much before I lost my virginity that my dick isn't very sensitive anymore.
If I wear a condom, it's near impossible for me to cum.

>jerk your dick with a death grip

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