Hey user, do you want a bite?

>implying carbs are not the most anabolic macronutrient in food
>implying carbs are what actually makes you recover at the speed of light

You must be the stupidest nigger alive

>implying I would EVER date a girl like that

kek

>implying I'm going to share a spoon with you

>Trying to weasel in basic sugars with complex carbs
Either you're a fatty fatty fuck fuck, or just plain stupid.

Also, protein is the most anabolic. You're thinking catabolic when it comes to carbs. They're literally just an energy source, building (anabolism) and storing it as fat isn't ideal in fitness, you dumbass. However building (anabolism) muscle from protein and it's AA components is ideal.

>black hair
>blue eyes
>freckles
This looks like the female version of me

pics or it didnt happen
are you pretty?

blue eyes look beta as fuck on a male but they are so hot on a female

>t. jealous spic

Too many carbs? Not at all, you mean the wrong carbs...

You do realize insulin spikes combat cortisol right? This is why they recommend it post workout. And sorry but your body needs other sources of energy than just protein if that's what you're implying...

lol

what about hot felon?

this seems like an anime trope where some guy is underestimating some other guy for something and the other guy is about to unleash his power on the other guy

>not being part of the green eyes master race

stay mad beta pleb

yeah, Im gonna bite your pussy so hard you will menstruate, again.

I don't think you understood anything I wrote. I said protein is the most important anabolic macro, so if anything I'm taking about expending energy, not acquiring it (that would be catabolism). All I said was this guy is an idiot if he thinks carbs are more anabolically important than protein, when carbs go through anabolism to become fat stores, not muscle.

ah...ok bud
>tfw never be aryan

Is that chocolate with chocolate chips? No thanks I'll get my own.

2 many freckles would no befriend.

>being this jealous of Aryans traits

What is the point of these threads?
Is it like the "W-why don't you want me in you country? *cries*" threads on /pol/?

women know what carbs are, they do diets all the time

Insulin spikes promote anabolism nig nog

No, thank you. I can't eat ice cream (lactose intolerant) and don't like blueberries.

It does NOT fit my macros

I really want to know what the people making these threads look like.

>eating animal products

not vegan, would not fug

They have the thickest of neckbeards.

I'm on keto diet and desu if something as legit as OP is posting happened, I'd just take the hit and delve in. So what she fucks my diet up a little bit? I'm otherwise a saint fuck it this is what living is about.

Just a bite? Dude, give me the whole thing. I trained back today, I need the fuckin' cals.

>gains goblin

*teleports behind you*

I'd grab her and stick the ice cream up her snatch before eating the dribbling melt as it flows out like a nice chunky creampie

Nigger located

your standards are pretty fucking high

>*smirks slightly*
>theres a reason i look like i do and you look like you do.

Top fucking kek. Quality sarcasm

>doesn't make every date day a cheat day
Nigga please, took some bitch to pizza hut, ordered a small and she ordered a medium, but couldn't finish it. Then she ordered those brownies(after she said she was full) and ate half of them, and offered me the rest.

dieting/getting fit < women < wrestlemania < Jesus

>jesus

I hate these """autistic conversation""" threads
Being weirded out by "too many carbs" sounds so unrealistic and even then you could just explain what you mean nothing wrong about that
But then again I forget that I'm on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
But let's assume a girl actually feels weirded out
Then either ask her why she is so embarassingly nervous about what you said
Or
Realize she is borderline retarded and leave

>Realize she is borderline retarded
Well, it IS a woman you're talking to.

Thanks for using a trip :^]

The more I read this post the "better" it gets.

implying freckles arent cute

I hope you're trolling. Still cringed hard.

Not at all. If your facial features look beta, that's that. But blue eyes are many times more attractive than dark brown.

Living isnt about giving in to your desires fag

Just looking at the thumbnail she doesn't look *that* good but Jesus those freckles makes me want to go jerk it for the third time tonight.

>BEGONE WITH THOSE CARBS THOT

Imagine being this deluded

"Greater than sign implying vanilla isn't superior."

It means that I don't like to eat sugar

whats up with the autism lately
is it getting popular or something?