Lately I've been getting into yoga and I absolutely love it. The stretching, the breathing, the relaxing, the challenge, all whilst being surrounded by tight big butts. What's not to love?
But why is some of the shit yoga instructors say so pants-on-head retarded?
How do I maximize the good vibes from yoga while filtering out the mumbo-jumbo?
>tfw today in yoga I absent mundedly set up in the front and missed out on a panoramic view of three rows of asses.
Hunter Garcia
I deal with this shit too dude, I do not need some 45 year old milf speaking to me in sanskrit and shit
I basically just treat their rambling and namaste shit as like part of the meditation, like i have to not let that distract my mind or my breathing by letting it piss me off.
Nathan Rogers
Do you namaste back, or participate in the ohms, or do the loud as fuck exhalations?
Cooper Butler
Headphones?
Owen Johnson
I want to follow instruction and participate with the class... I just need a method to reconcile / filter out the bullshit.
Also do they actually believe it? They say so much nonsense that can easily be disproven. Why?
Oliver Scott
Just follow exactly what the instructor is doing with headphones on, after a few times you'll learn you routine and can chill with your music while looking at butts.
Levi Garcia
helll no
Jason Wilson
dude I wanted to know that too.. asked my mo who is really into it about it, she started talking about auras, crystals and manifesting dude.
Grayson Gonzalez
if you sit in the very back it is incredibly obvious what you're doing, and it will be off-putting to the women
at the very least, be two rows from the back.
Cameron Brooks
I always do yoga before charging up my JO crystal with my bros
Christopher Edwards
Are you fucking kidding?
YOU'RE ON Veeky Forums FOR FUCKS SAKE
and you are asking how to fucking filter out shit in yoga?
You need help with filtering out shit
And you think this is a good place to ask?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Adam Hughes
Is there a lot of QTs there?
a-asking for a friend
Caleb Gutierrez
Many QTs, my dude.
Luke Lewis
fugg
Owen Jones
chill
Leo Flores
Bumping. I'm surprised more fitfags don't do yoga. There was only 1 other guy in my class today. About 3 milfs, 1 gilf, and at least a dozen fuckable QTs.
Y'all are missing out.
Brayden Bell
I feel like it would be awkward to be surrounded by that many asses. They're not oblivious, they know 99% of the reason guys are there is to scheme. I'd think they'd brand you a disgusting sex monster unless you were a Chad.
Michael Nguyen
how much does yoga cost in your area? here every class is $20 per person. No idea why so many women pay for it, the only reason I see not to do it by myself is to stare at asses
Joshua Nguyen
Just get into it like the rest of the class. Nobody will make fun of you.
Blake Ward
That sounds about right. My health insurance covers it at select locations, one is a yoga school, that's where the QTs go. The other is a very fancy luxury day spa... Usually only baby boomers but the quality of instruction is much better at the day spa. So I go to the day spa to relax and the yoga school for ass. It's all free.
Robert Roberts
are chakras real? i heard one chakra cures autism
Landon Moore
>every class is $20 per person Wait, you have to PAY for yoga? Bruh fuck that shit then, if I want to look at a 7/10 ass I can do it for free by walking down the street at any time
Brody Ortiz
Nothing in life is free my dude.
Nathan Thompson
We have a death metal yoga here. Its exactly what it sounds like. Do yoga poses to blaring music that would give your grandma a heart attach. No lame instructor vibes.
Carson Long
That sounds quite terrible. I'm not sure the quality yoga ass I've become accustomed to would patronize such a place.
I actually dig the gong sounds very much.
Jackson Rivera
>$20 for a yoga class
My monthly membership fee is $25 - $20 per class is fucking insane.
William Mitchell
I basically want a nihlist yoga studio. No wu-wu bullshit, basically someone explaining what to do, and explaining the science behind it in a clear and concise way. I don't want them to sound excited, I want them to sound purposeful. I think that'd be a great way to have yoga. Alas, ?I think maybe there is only a market for the wu-wu bullshit.
Adam Brown
Really? I feel like if I signed up it would be a sausage fest of people who are all looking for qts