ITT: Veeky Forums in 500 years

>tfw 6'5" manlet
Why even bother lifting dark matter if even women are this tall now?

>This level of shitposting
>Dark matter

>500

lol more like 50 years.

seriously though, 6'3" 40 years ago was a fucking giant, now it's nothing special.

just diddlied lmao 40pl8 on the Moon. Top that, earthlings

How does op even come up with this shit?
Every fucking day
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

>be me 6'6, king of manlets
>try to sneak into my space rocket's gym
>receptionist sees me
>say "ayyy lmao" and smile
>she calls security
>get thrown into manlet dark hole
now my gains are floating in the abyss

>that first 500 years in the future /sip/ of the day

>Come to Veeky Forums
>Still aesthetic and young despite being almost 200 years old thanks to cybernetics, etc.
>Mfw I see more and more traps posting pics of their bodies.

>nuq 'oH ponglIj'e'?
>qaqIHmo' jIQuch
>jIyajbe'
. . .
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>Chad naturally lives for 200 years and has a 12x8 dick
>I have to get my organs replaced and take anti-rejection meds forever

Should I even bother keeping my natty body, Veeky Forums? I just want to upload my consciousness into a Chad-bot and live an easy life.

Lombo di hodonga kun honkapi. Wana kum bes, ching pala mule (ton king pa nonobek). Tob ning chato kunne, mule ra bes.

>wake up
>massive headache
>*derms i got from that gothik were meant for a wilson*
>reach for my simstim
>"ill be Zyzz for the day"

>tfw stuck in Mars colony, while all the cool kids got Jupiter

LEAVING POSTHUMANITY BEHIND, COME ON

>2517
>still lifting weights instead of growing a swole clone body to transplant into

>2517
>not opting out of body swapping in order to preserve a pure lineage

Kekd

>injecting GMO microbiome that produces tren
>forget inject the one that produces test
>mfw now it has overtaken and I have ED
>I now have to take antibiotics and start the cycle again

Hey I don't usually browse here but I just wondered why you guys train the old fashioned way still? You know you guys can just get the perfect body in minutes using muscle moulding injectors right? It costs like 30 credits and lasts for a year. It's real muscle that is fuller and stronger than anything you get from doing old style training.

You must get this question a lot but me and my friend CHAD are out getting Luna pussy every weekend while you guys are clanging old rusty weights around.

Do you train this way still because your life would lose all meaning if you suddenly actually became fit?

>Not just getting a new dick

is this 2200?

>he still lifts weights in the CURRENT YEAR
>he hasn't already transferred his conscious into a waifu bot

lmaoing at your lives fucking plebs

shut up you fucking space-spics

Well that's what you get for using racist slurs.