Would you raise him up doing sports?
>Junk or candy only once a week or once two weeks
>Every day atleast 1 apple
>lots of protein and some meat
>lots of veggies and eggs and shit
I will make him go to a swim course and to a basketball club, so he wont grow up as a manlet. When he gets 18, i will introduce this little nigga lifting (Hopefully he wont be gay until this time fucking faggot)
How will you raise your kid Veeky Forums?
Ideally it'd do gymnastics to begin with, and then transition into some other sport that it finds more intriguing. Gymnasts are really fucking good at any sport they try in their teens.
probably wait with lifting untill he gets older, this might be bro science but lifting would probably stunt his growth. Untill then calisthenics are perfect. Pushups, pullups, squats etc. anything related to bodyweight + good diet.
AFAIK the local Judo club is great with children so I'd probably put him in Judo class and then show him an active lifestyle on the countryside with lifting as well as manual labour. This is if I have a family in the house I grew up in, 30 km outside of a great town. I want my kids to have nature, activity and a good school growing up.
Gonna go with:
>Judo
>Orienteering
>Hunting when he gets old enough
I'd prefer him not doing team sports, but I see the good side of it as well, and if he asked for it I'd probably let him.
My kids will have a good and healthy diet i. e. only occasionally some candy. They will play outside and do sports as well as read books. There will be no computer or TV in their room. In case they need to do homework on pc, they will have to use the one in the home office room. They will not have a tablet or shit until we decide they are old enough. As we live in a rural area they will have a lot of fun in nature instead online.
High protein diet all throughout childhood for dem height gainz. I have good height genetics (6ft1) and I'll look for a woman who is also tall (at least 5ft10). I want my son to be taller than me.
I'll get him into at least two sports, preferably basketball or athletics and a contact sport of some kind (AF, rugby or ice hockey etc.).
When he gets to 16-17 I'll get him into barbell strength training and hopefully eventually olympic weightlifting.
That sounds really great man, I wish you were my dad
>keep him away from plastic
>remove any seats from the home so he has to squat to rest
>motivate him to do bodyweight exercises once hes 5
>supplement him with all needed micros, macros and vitamins
>only bio food
>no candy
>Daily 50g protein shake for superior development
> motivate him to weight lifting once hes 12
>only give him hard food to chew on to develop a god-tier jaw
>supply him with prostitutes to increase his test level and keep him from fapping
Thats about it
10/10 job
I never did sports so if he does it would be a little soul crushing
Always had this discussion with my cllose friend, and given that I'm a fucking manlet, I plan on filling him up with growth hormones when young so he can reach 6'5 at least. I also plan on raising him up the same way as I was raised, with some martial arts for the start so he learns discipline, followed by boxing in order to get a feeling for being manlier then gym sessions together with myself. I'll raise my son to be what my genetics did not allow me to be, Bane.
Push ups, pull ups, shit like that.
He'll play hockey and I'll try to push gymnastics. No lifting until he's 14 or 15. Football starting in 8th grade.
There should not be football leagues for kids under 7th grade.
It is bro science started liftinh at the start of highschool and still grew 8 inches if anything it helped my posture a ton. Im only 5'8 but my dad and mom are around 5'6
>Watched captain America to redpill him on steroids (super soldier serum)
Watch generation iron with him
>train with him
>already have him taking creatine
>he still wants to have kids. It's like he purposefully doesn't want to make it. They are the ultimate gains goblin.
> no take your son to the gym day
>Junk or candy only once a week or once two weeks
>Placing trash food as a 'limited ammount pleasure-reward' inside a boys mind
good luck when he enters rebel age
Finally, a thread that's worth a damn
My little girl is 20 months old and we're doing farmer's walks, sprints, and rucking with a tiny little rucksack. She'll start ballerina and gymnastics when she is old enough.
We're also working on her colors and Paw Patrol characters.
Start them with gymnastics and swimming until they get out of puberty, and once they're 15-16 get them into muay thai and BJJ. Carefully control their diet until they choose to do it themselves.
Get them started on this shit ASAP.
Get them in the gym at 14/16 or whatever the minimum age is at the gym.
Keep them away from junk food.
Get them in Football as soon as possible.
Besides that, make sure they do their homework, but I don't really care how well they do in school as long as they don't fail at math. If they're good, put them in STEM, if they're bad, put them in Electrician/HVAC trade school.
>start them with gymnastics
Do you want a manlet for a son? Because that's how you get a manlet for a son. If you start lifting too young (i.e. before puberty) it stunts your growth.
> forcing your child to partake in a hobby you enjoy instead of helping him find a hobby that he will enjoy
shit-tier parenting technique familia
I will teach him proper orar posture and i will make sure that he breaths through his nose.
It's not entirely bro-science. Growth hormone is secreted in response to starvation, good sleep and exercise (which will get you taller and generally bigger). Androgens are also secreted under high-stress (like weightlifting), but can result in premature closure of the growth plates. Check out gymnasts for example. And idgaf what bullshit anecdotal evidence y'all throw out, medicine is medicine.
Source: Medbro
I'll just feed him solid food as soon as he starts growing teeth so he can have a godlike jawline. He won't really need to lift after that.
why wait to lift when he's 18? why not 14 or 13?
You better pray he doesn't get allergies that will block his nose, that happened to me and my chin is sub-optimal.
Basics
>Teach him how to cook simple shit.
>Teach him to shop for high-protein foods.
>Teach him calories in, calories out.
>Establish a bodyweight routine early on.
>Teach him how to throw one punch perfectly.
Extra
>Teach him to swim myself (fuck sink or swim)
>Have him self-teach tap dancing before going to an actual class
>Have a friend teach him (cooking) knife skills.
1. From the time they are 5 years old, begin every day at 4:00 AM with mandatory Starting Strength session and gallon of whole milk ration.
2. Next, he will go to the firing range and learn how to handle weapons, krav maga hand-to-hand combat, military tactics, and how to resist interrogation. Note that I said "he" because obviously my superior sperm will produce an heir.
3. Next, a session with the private tutor learning multi-variable calculus, partial differential equations, set theory, graph theory, and lambda calculus. He will also master at least 5 foreign languages to native-level fluency and 10 computer programming languages (from various paradigms and levels of abstraction).
4. Next, he will learn how to be a virtuous man and proper human being by studying the writings of such stoic philosophers as Aristotle (Nicomachean Ethics) and Marcus Aurelius (Meditations).
5. This will be followed by charm school lessons where he learns proper etiquette, how to wine and dine politicians and gain the influence of powerful people, how to close business deals, how to discipline subordinates, and how to gain political power and influence by reading Niccolò Machiavelli's The Prince.
6. He will close out the night by studying the Kama Sutra because sexual skills are just as important as intelligence, charisma, and physical fitness. No son of mine is going to have a reputation of being bad in bed.
You tryna close his growing plates?
I dunno I kinda want my child to grow as I did. Meaning with lots of discipline and tough love. Its too bad this generation doesn`t have a role model thats into lifting.
back in the 80`s-90`s there was a boom of them, arnold, stallone, bruce lee etc.
now the closest "star" we got is the rock and you never see any montages of him working out in movies or zooming in on his muscles like they did in older movies.
this generation is doomed to be pussies and fags
Just have a bunch, assume some will turn out cool.
Nurture doesn't really effect personality; it's mostly inherited and innate.
Lifting doesn't stunt growth. That's just feminist propaganda trying to make your kids betas. I dare anyone to link one study correlating lifting at a young age with stunted growth, let alone show causality
How many gallons is a 5 year old boy?
>grew 8 inches
>still 5'8"
When will they learn
Science can't even answer if eggs are good for you, I'm not taking chances with my kid's height.
>Yfw your 55 years old coming home from work and he says
>Dad I'm trans
I plan to teach him/her the taekwondo and kenjutsu basics when he/she is little.
Then in his/her early teens I will probably introduce him/her to marathon training or maybe even triathlon. And finally in his/her 16s I will show him/her the worderful world of lifting.
The rest is going to be basic life shit, like food management, nutrients control and quality study.
Team sports are good for the social gains, but I do not enjoy they, so i dont know if he/she will.
My philosophy is instead of pushing them towards something just limit their options to things that are productive and let them do what they want.
This way they can develop the true burning passion for what they love to do.
>Do you want a manlet for a son? Because that's how you get a manlet for a son.
Why do people use the least funny running gag from Archer to parrot constantly?
I think we all forgot the most important thing.
>Keep your kid off Veeky Forums.
>let them do what they want.
user...they are kids.
they don't know wtf they want or right from wrong
its up to YOU to teach them that
and by being a spineless faggot and "letting them do" what they want is exactly why our society is turning to shit
As a kid, I didn't know everything, but I did know some things. I hated singing. I hated ballet. I got sick of my dad trying to push both on me for years.
Come on, man. It's not like your kid will turn out for the worse if he prefers basketball over football.
>wanting your son to suffer from years of blows to head
>wanting him to make it
pick one
Hence you keep them away from degenerate things and give them the illusion of "choice"
You shouldn't push them to do something because then they won't be able to think for themselves and formulate their own opinions on what they want no matter how stupid it might be. You want them to be able to think to themselves early on so they will be able to set their mind on something without needing daddy to push them. Again, just make degenerate things inaccessible and unacceptable but still allow them to choose what they want.
Self reflection is a skill that many people lack. Proper guidance and subtle cornering is better than pushing them into doing something.
>It's not like your kid will turn out for the worse
actually yes
if he plays football he'll be brain damaged and injured but strong
if he plays basketball he'll just get taller
so yeah im gonna let my kid try out a bunch of stuff
What if he wants to play soccer?
What if he enjoys watching baseball?
Your kid isn't you.
this is true
oh he'll try every sport, believe me
>Your kid isn't you.
he will be...he has my blood coursing thru his veins and my genes. I might not look like my dad much or my grandad but I sure as fuck know im related to them just by my personality and traits.
plus the way ill raise him...he`ll be a well balanced and smart person
and ofc he`ll lift
>mandatory Starting Strength session
do you want your kid to be 4'2?
>only shit stuff on weekends (limited) or holidays/birthdays
>make him do some light stuff when hes younger
>by middle school he must choose at least ONE physical activity to do, could be scouts, little league anything, swimming idc
>Same in HS, preferably two activities/sports
Basketball doesn't make you taller you idiot
>hurr durr I'm gonna believe wives tales over science just to be safe
Okay buddy, good luck to you and your kids
are you done shilling?
yes it does you fucking asshat
Reminder that your kids peers and friends will have WAAAAAAAAAY more influence on them then you ever will.
>keep your kids away from public school filled with nigs
>put your kids in programs that are predominantly white or expensive to make your kids' social circle full of more people from successful backgrounds (ie. gymnastics, swimming, tennis)
>don't let your kid have social media or a phone until an appropriate age
>don't let your kids use the internet unsupervised to ensure they're not visiting mind-toxic sites (tumblr, Veeky Forums)
>Help him/her foster curiosity
>Be prepared to listen to him/her talk about any problem that the world has to offer (let him/her know that he can talk to me)
>Have homecooked meals ready for his/her dinner
>Encourage him/her to be well-rounded, exercise, talk to crushes
>Help them find an extra-curricular/hobby
>Steer them away from vice early without bashing sexuality (e.g. don't watch porn, but girls are cool. One joint won't destroy your life, but you're too young)
>Make sure they're prepared to create the life that they want to live
Good luck getting your children to listen to strict regimens long term. If I'm going to have kids, then I'm going to let them have agency. I want them to be able to see problems, analyze them, and solve them. I want them to cope with stress in a healthy way. I want them to be able to tell me when Cody brought razor blades to class without them feeling weird.
>He has never eaten a Big Mac or an Oreo or a Ding Dong. When he went to birthday parties as a kid, he would take his own cake and ice cream to avoid sugar and refined white flour. He would eat homemade catsup, prepared with honey. He did consume beef but not the kind injected with hormones. He ate only unprocessed dairy products. He teethed on frozen kidney and liver. When Chad was one month old, Marv was already working on his son's physical conditioning. He stretched his hamstrings. Pushups were next. Marv invented a game in which Chad would try to lift a medicine ball onto a kitchen counter. Marv also put him on a balance beam. Both activities grew easier when Todd learned to walk. There was a football in Chad's crib from day one. "Not a real NFL ball," says Marv. "That would be sick; it was a stuffed ball."
>exclusively listened to classical music (like Bach and Beethoven) and jazz (like George Shearing and Woody Herman)
>cartoons were forbidden and exclusively watched old classic movies
>free time was spent in museums
>During her pregnancy, Trudi used no salt, sugar, alcohol, or tobacco; as a baby, Chad was fed only fresh vegetables, fruits, and raw milk.
>tutors hired to assist him with academic subjects
>most importantly: six foot four
Why aren't you raising a Chad yet, Veeky Forums? What is your excuse?
>Show up home with ears pierced one day
>During dinner my dad notices, gets up and rips them out and slaps me
>run to my room crying like a little bitch
>never talk about it again, never pierce my ears again
I'm actually glad he did, I could have ended up a faggot or worse a bitch boy.
I doubt you shitpost on Veeky Forums but thanks dad.
Yeah, raise a Chad and restrict the fuck out of his life only for him to end up naked with a bag of meth in someone's yard
> doubt you shitpost on Veeky Forums but thanks dad.
go thank him in person
My dad beat the fuck out of me growing up
glad he did since I didn't grow up to be a pussy
Been thinking alot about this.
First kid should be ultimate no-compromises. Only organic food, lots of meat n veggies, gymnastics when he's young, sports asap, force him to go to sleep at 9pm until he's 18. Just so I can see what my genetics can hold up to because the fact I didn't sleep NEARLY enough during my growth years has made me a 6'0 manlet piece of fucking shit.
Second child I don't really give a shit about.
All that to chase a fucking ball around.
So, I have a girl. How should I raise her to be the best she can be?
>implying I'll ever have kids
>not reading up on marinovich after he got drafted
yeah how did that chad raising go for him?
>>lots of protein and some meat
>>lots of ... eggs
So you want to put your kid on a fast track to heart disease and cancer? What kind of parent are you?
>have him self teach lap dancing
Uhh why don't you take a seat