Some ain't gonna make it

It's pretty much over for you if you are any one of the following:

>manlet (less than 5'11'')
>dicklet (less than 6.5'')
>circumcised
>hairlet (receding or thinning)
>raised by a single mother (divorcee mom, or bastard child)
>Smoke/Do hard drugs

Shit you can manage with:
>bad teeth
>weak eyesight
>acne scars
>raised by unmarried parents
>tattoos
>low IQ

Op has
>bad teeth
>weak eyesight
>acne scars
>raised by unmarried parents
>tattoos
>low IQ
Confirmed

>>raised by a single mother (divorcee mom, or bastard child)
He was raised by a single mom

>mfw 5'6 and literally had sex a few hours ago

How does this fit into your world view? We're all gonna make it brah

Kek

>bad teeth
>weak eyesight
>acne scars
>raised by unmarried parents
>tattoos
>low IQ
Haha no.

Of those only weak eyesight is manageable since there are contact lenses and laser eye surgery.

Back to the manlet pits with you child

Who happens to be 5'11" with a 6.5" cock.

>being a manlet
>posting on Veeky Forums
why

>MFW I was able to get married to a skinny qt and divorce her while being fat, 5'11", raised by a single mother, circumcized, and smoking.

OP, if that's what you think... you're kind of stupid lol

I think you meant to say uncircumcised

American girls will literally not fuck you if you're uncut. They've been conditioned to find it disgusting. It's ridiculous, but it's the truth.

And? Who is he? Is he helping children in Africa? A genius scientist? WHy did you post that pic?

It's pretty much over for you if you are any one of the following:
>deriding people about how they'll never make it, on Veeky Forums of all places
Zyzz would be ashamed. What happened to all of us making it?

>implying any of that is impressive
T. 9 inches

Sure thing buddy, that's 100 percent correct
>:^)

Going out of your way to help children that will pop out more and more children that need to be helped. No thanks

I'm 5'4 and I had sex on Saturday.
Leave me alone faggot.

Isnt thats what life is about? Perseverance?
Almost every hero of literature is based on an unprepared weak underdog facing his shortcomings and making the best he could possible do
Look at celebrities, they have their lives handed to them in a silver platter, fucking hundreds of Chads and Stacys and with enough money to buy their own villages along with families with it
Then they kill themselves at 30, or end up abusing drugs so bad they end up dumpster diving or dying alone foaming their mouths in a cheap motel while hookers watch

Even 15 year old girls arent nearly as insecure as this
Just kys, we already got enough self-loathing faggots in these daily trannie/traps threads

As an uncircumcised man who's fucked American girls, I would have to disagree.

If you get to the point when she's staring at your dick only a retard can fuck it up. She ain't gonna care

Meaning educating them, not giving them handouts. Anyway, I asked a question, dude

>>circumcised
>>hairlet (receding or thinning)
>>raised by a single mother (divorcee mom, or bastard child)

I'm everything but a man-/ dicklet, and I can say this dude is right.

This desu

>helping children in Africa
>good

do you also feed the local cockroaches and rats?

>5'7
>5"
>raised by single mother
>do psychedelics

yet i have a gf and have been with lots of women

how fucked are you anons?

Disregard my previous post, I suck dicks for living

...

>tfw 5'9" height and 5'5" length dick
>Otherwise good

So close, yet so far away ...

I am

>5'10"
>Circumcised
>Raised by single mother
>Formerly smoked and did hard drugs
>Had bad teeth and eyes
>Have tattoos

I know this is memeing but I promised I'd try and improve fit.

So I'm 33 now.

Have made $130k for the past two years.

Live by the beach.

Have beautiful wife that was cheerleading captain and prom queen.

Have beautiful child with blonde hair and blue eyes.

455 deadlift, 355 squat, 305 bench while still maintaining a running regimen.

Still don't have a degree.

You can make it boys.

Money can fix everything except circumcision and hard drug addiction.

>manlet (less than 5'11'')
barely 6'0
>dicklet (less than 6.5'')
6.7

Tfw barely made it

hmmm

helping children in Africa :D

I only have
>acne scars
>raised by unmarried parents
Will I make it?

...

>ance scars
On my lower back, that is.

>divorce
Do you even read what you are writing at his point?