ITT: historical moments you wish you had witnessed

Go back to fuck your goats Mehmet

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One of the defining moments in western history
If those filthy germans had not won, the roman empire would have last longer because the jerries would have been absorbed within the empire.

The first thing I thought of. it would've been incredible to witness

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fuck macockthur

Macarthur was the ultimate chad.

he was the ultimate coward.

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She thinks she won

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The impregnation of Anne Frank by Peter van Peels

Or even better, myself

A Caesar who failed.

What about the two of them witnessing the Battle of Gettysburg?

>ywn feel Peter bust a warm nut inside your womb as a sobbing Anne watches

tits or gtfo

>your womb
>your

Post khazar milkers

I was there eating a sandwich.

Your bethren should have been genocided but neither the austrians nor the ottomans could

Battle would place stress on the baby

>your womb
I hope you feel a gallon of sperm enter your womb some day m'jewess

One of His lectures would be great to see.

i feel like i could not go to any point in history where they had no toilet paper.

>shermanintensifies.png

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is this teutoburg forest?

oops, intended this one

Cleopatra getting her shit pushed in by Caesar and Antony.

How would that even work? You wouldn't even need to be excessively involved with everything to realize that an understanding of the language is imperative to getting around
It's a cool idea but if you can't even ask a local what a group of soldiers is doing in a specific location then you can only barely function

Stop posting this gay image

Tfw you will never discover new lands or bring their mighty empires to their knees with just a handful of soldiers.

Literally "put me in the screen cap"

Delet this now

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I want to see if its possible

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Many events in Alexanders life just so we'd know the truth about them.

I would be tired of winning

battle of viena seing the winged hussar save the day woukd be glorius

battle of lepanto the destruction of the maritimal force of the ottoman empire
the holy allianze forming a cross with thousand ship before kill the general free the slaves and destroy and army of thousand ship

the siege of jerusalem after years of suicidal missions the holy land is near

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R3dd/10t

The Estates General of 1789 desu

hey man thanks for the input!

Can't find any paintings of it (there should be desu) but the suicide of Hitler

battle of termopilas ,one of the few battle not overrated even if it was glorified to a mith

Where are you from user? It's called the Battle of Thermopylae in English

No problem my fellow Veeky Forumstorian.

from spain

what do you think of
Am I a patrician?

kek germans being germans

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And what did the west get out of the kraut's victory? The decline of the west for a couple hundred years.

Fantastic.

Who wouldn't want to see the Danes split from Saxon skulls at Eoforwic?

It's on Youtube from multiple angles dude and you wouldn't have wanted to see it closer up than that.

Incredible situation + incredible social experiment

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7/10
2/10, just watch liveleak.

Which side? Or would you merely spectate from a hot air balloon?

fall of soviet union

Certainly, but there is only one (and unclear) footage of the first plane which crashed though

The final crackdown.

Sympathetic to the South, but seeing as I'm equally interested in the Union perspective from a military standpoint, I'll take the hot air balloon.

too bad it has never actually happened

Whatever the fuck is happening here

>entirety of his life.
Even his cuckold sessions with Joséphine?

slavic souls: prepare to cyka

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yes and also one of the most badass paintings in existence.
Yanks and their hate for anything german. We know youre jealous of actual culture and history. No need to shove it into our faces every chance you get
this, totally.

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To be quite honest seeing Bass and Flinders, Burke and Wills or the Kelly Gang at Glenrowan would be a lot more interesting.

If you need to ask, you don't need to know.

>took eleven posts until someone posted Dresden
I'm pretty disappointed, Veeky Forums

It would be so fucking cool to witness a big ass roman triumph my fags

I would like to see the haussmann's reformation of paris from beginning to end

Every single one of them since 15,000 BC.
But I'd settle for following the saga of the original Indo-Europeans.

I'd just like to spend a long evening sitting around with Voltaire, Frederick the Great and co, smoking, drinking, bantering, discussing philosophy and military theory or listening to Frederick play the flute.

I don't have a proper image but this sounds like an interesting sight to view
Does anyone remember the book the quote was taken from?

t. anglo

Yeah have to agree with this one. I'd have drowned in salty Turkshit tears.

t. assblasted aussie

I would have told him to keep his mouth shut about his plans

That period during WW1 in which planes were used essentially for reconnaisance.
> Little to no danger due to absence of fighter planes
> see trenches stretch out as far as the eye can see
> see bombardments on the ground from a distance
> truly see the extent of the war

Bonus would be to see a major offensive. The intense initial bombardment. The movement of whole trenches forward. The fall of so many comrades in arms. It would be haunting, but at the same time awe-inspiring the lengths humans go in fighting for something.

How does that even happen Chrysippus you fucking idiot.

Neither did Columbus nor any Spanish conqueror, tho.

>...he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: "Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs", whereupon he died in a fit of laughter

fucking stoic idiot

What a jackass

Somewhere following the Bismarck's voyage.

What the fuck is wrong with the Greeks and why do they laugh at their own jokes to death so often
>Zeuxis, a 5th-century BC Greek painter, is said to have died laughing at the humorous way he painted the goddess Aphrodite