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My friend who graduated college a year ago wants to go into the Army as a Paratrooper, however he keeps failing the officer requirements. What should he do?

Choose a better career path.

This right here.
Have you tried talking to him about going with a different career?

Yes, then he gave a dark reason about needing to become a soldier, and how he wants an adventure

He also wants to be like Napoleon/Hitler, I wish this was bait but it's sadly not

Apply for ISIS.

An adventure? wtf? More like a nightmare.

Tell him he needs to take roids and then do PCT to get off.

Tell him to join as a soldier. Yeah he will never be responsible for large amounts of people but after a year he will be incharge of a section and it will only get better after that.

1. Why does he want to be a manlet?
2. What world does he live in? What does he mean by adventure? This isnt Lord of the Rings
Lmfao. Thats super just.

hes clearly not officer material then...considering half the officers ive met are fucking idiots who only care about them selves im glad that they're not waivering failures thru

He can still go into the army as an E4 with just a bachelors

Also it's his life, let him do whatever

>E4 with just a bachelors
yeah, except he's not Veeky Forums enough to do that.

Yeah, and additionally he blames a weekend trip without dieting for his waist getting too big for him to do the officer PT exam this month, and now says he's still off his diet

>he's still off his diet
If he ever comes on here tell him to read the fucking sticky.

Honestly, he's been saying he was going to join last June and his gains have remained stagnant since last December

Does he even have a routine he follows? Even SS is better than nothing.

Has he tried becoming a Stormtrooper instead?

I think he'd want to be an SS officer

>fighting for jews in 2017

>too dumb to qualify as an officer
>thinking he'll ever be an infantry officer

Only the top level grads get such career solidifying gifts granted to them.

If you're too fucking stupid to make it through ROTC/OCS then enlist.

>What should he do?
prepare for it

is he retarded or what`?

You should tell him that he shouldn't be an officer because he sounds like a fucking twat. Legitimately sounds like he's going to get his guys killed. Which in turn will get him killed by his guys.

>Only the top level grads
what does it take to be a top level grad?

He is not gonna make it. Lol.

anyone saying choose a better career path is a fag, army is one of if not the best careers you could have... unless you enjoy no variety in life

>run everywhere
>do 10 pushups/situps/pullups every time he enters and leaves his home.
>increase the amount of pushups/situps/pullups as they become easier
literally all he needs to do

He only does 30 a day