What should I say fit? She's thicc bruh

What should I say fit? She's thicc bruh

>can I fuck you?
>Will you fuck me?
>Can we fuck?

How about me, you and some yogurt to lubricate that fat ass?

Ask her if she wants to bang. If that's strike 1, ask her for her number. If that's strike 2, go full /pol/ and drop the (((Redpill))).

Do you like micropenis

Give me three? Three inches of gurldicc in my shitter? Pump it like my daddy do.

"And I'll give you the D"

are you an archeologist?

You're like an umpire. I hope you like roleplay, because I want to get buttfucked by a girl wearing a strapon dressed like an umpire, while you scream "you're out" at me.

>Is that 3 dates or 3 sleepovers?

Cmon I'm trying to get laid brahs

1. suck me off and then after i'm done fucking do one, ya daft slut

2. wrap your gums around my plums and suck me

3. heres a picture of my cock, come and sit on it

I wood berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Ask her what her favorite color is.

Respond in shock, saying that your favorite color is a completely different color. Then tell her you have so much in common with her.

Works 100% of the time, 100% of the time.

ask her if she thinks it's cooler to have sex in a hot air balloon or a motherfuckin submarine

This.

When can I take you out for a steak dinner, a bottle of wine, and sensually ravage that booty

I have a great line OP but only if you post pics of the thicc cutie

seconding

Winner

this to be quite honest. the trips of truth have spoken

you cant say shes thicc if you wont share pics OP

ye

can we get some of the /pol/ tinder conquest images? they were hilarious

>that face

She's fucked at least 3 niggers.

Dick pic 3 times in a row

>Are you an archaeologist?

this

she did say 3..
wouldnt be shocked if its a trap

>Ride my face?

>Let me see the soles of your feet

stupid roastie thinks shes so clever. fuck her

>/pol/ tinder conquest images
Fucking what

Yeyeyeyeye this

Once again, OP has abandoned a thread.

He tryin

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It actually worked, wow

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FUCK ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Noice

>that thirst

give me her number, im all for a white supremacist gf

is she crazy or should I give her a chance?

Go for it. Just make sure that ass of an ex doesn't come continuously haunting her

She seems sincere and there's nothing to lose. Give it a try.

Seconding , might as well give it a shot if she's cute

lol she sent that same thing to like three other guys, i would put money on it bro

FUCKING NO LEAVE HER DON"T EVEN RESPOND

Give her a chance if you want, but keep your feelings far, far away from this chick. There are several plausible explanations for her acting like that, but none of them are good.

THIS

yea shes actually pretty cute. I asked her why her and her boyfriend ended things and pic related is what she told me. Cant tell if her bf was just a beta or shes just an asshole. She dated him for four years by the way. Might just pump & dump

This guy here has very sound advice. Don't show your cards.