Lifting didn't prepare me for this. What do?

Lifting didn't prepare me for this. What do?

Bonus info:
>she's a single mother (and yes she's 18)
>she really does like tattoos (has a bunch of face tats)
>she lives in the nearby ghetto
>does drugs socially, smokes occasionally, and drinks often
>bio says that she's an alcoholic
>picture of her and some other guy on her profile (possibly her child's father)

What do? I really want to lose my virginity.

user...

Fuck it bro, blow in her pussy while you're at it. It will feel fucking amazing and you will be Alpha as fuck. Am I sensing high test in this user?

>Interests: Tattooing, Driving, Drinking

You lift so you DON'T have to settle for sluts like that you big dummy

Dude, just fuck s Hooker. It is probably safer.

She has an average slightly chubby body and is 5'2. I wouldn't call her high test in neither the meme way nor the true way.

I need to lose my virginity.

But she seems attracted to me, so the hooker would be boring in comparison.

If it's really just a search for the vain goal of losing your virginity then i consider you even more beta. It's not worth it. If you can truly go blow your load in some psychologically damaged slut just because you are afraid of thinking about yourself as a pussy, then congrats you have no self respect, virtue, or intelligence. And you're still beta for being desperate. If you really want to be like any other monkey and just stick your dick inside of it because it's all you have, and you don't see anything wrong with that, or wouldn't regret it after, then there is probably no hope for you or your life. Just think about that. I lost my virginity to a slut of a slightly higher quality and I still regret it. Please don't make my mistake just because that's what it will take to make you want to actually work at meeting nice women. Just drop the thot and figure out how to get someone worth your time. Hedonism fills the void in your heart only temporarily, and the status you are looking for will mean nothing once you have it. Just get over yourself and make good choices user, care bout u.
>no homo

>Tattooing
>Driving
>Drinking
>don't even pump, just dump

>that opening message combined with the attributes listed in OP
Run

RUN

Do not engage I repeat do not engage

go for it bro, this girl looks like whole package... whole package of STDs and it's for free right?

The hooker isn't looking for a baby daddy and probably isn't that degenerate.

From what we know this is a fucking train wreck user.

1. don't do it son.
2. post her pics lmao

>i need to lose my virginity
listen buddy, i'm telling you now that it's not worth losing your virginity to some skanky ass bitch who literally has EVERYTHING wrong with her bar being fat. I mean really do what you want but really it doesn't fucking matter if you're a virgin or not

i'm with the other anons ABORT ABORT

Don't enable her lifestyle, OP. She should be looking after her child, not going out getting wasted and fucking random guys. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22 and I passed on fucking a girl somewhat like that (turbo slut who sent her child to live with her parents so she could live her party lifestyle). I don't regret not losing it to her slightly sooner one bit.

>Interests: Tattooing, Driving, Drinking
all at the same time

>I need to lose my virginity.
escorts exist for a reason brother
you may consider being less of an alpha having your first time taken by an escort
but quality experience can be beneficial when having sex with a significant other

also, sex aint that great anyways

t. virgin

At least the hooker gets tested for STDs

RUN

Here's one of her pics. I'm still tempted to go through with it.

you've literally said 4 words and she's already calling you daddy

Get with her if you'd like, just know when you leave she might legitimately kill you.

While you're being retarded, fuck the holes in her ears and report back to us.

Tell her to call you Oppa.

Here's a more recent pic with more tattoos.

If I wanted to lie about losing my v card i would at least make up a story about something that painted me in a better light
If you truly think op should fuck this bag, or that I'm wrong, then go fuck yourself

thats the kind of girl you can ass fuck raw and deepthroat within in the first 20min of meeting her

Holy shit didn't know I walked in a YLYL thread.

OP here. Forgot this piece of information.

i fucked a girl with the exact description as your OP.
girlet, tattoed, smoked hookah and drank a lot, had a daughter. She probably think you are pretty and only want you as a fuck boy. pump her a feel times and after a while she will get bored of you

18? I'm a year older than her and she looks way older than me

Fuck, just go on Tinder

Tbh not as bad looking as I imagined but not worth
If you're really going to fuck her then tell her u want 2 bone, she's easy and wants daddy d
But not worth

Shes not 18 user.

Wtf is difficult about this decision? You want to fuck an ugly teen mom who self identifies as wanting to trap men/produce more hellspawn just because you don't want to be a virgin? Pathetic

you could unironically fuck a cleaner, hotter girl by just getting a prostitute. i'm serious, this woman is literal garbage and even a mid range whore would put her to shame.

She's not ugly though.

She is though.

Here I was thinking all this fuss was for some decent pussy.

You deserve the syphilis you are going to get if you fuck this

did the first thing she say to you is "what's up daddy"

my god that's a red flag from a mile away.

Ok do it retard report back in 10 minutes when you're done, obviously there is no better pussy available to you.
Losing your virginity to an 18 year old alcoholic, mother, and whore is totally ambitious and Alpha. good job
Tell her you want to eat her family recipe, used welfare pussy creampie surprise
And kys too btw

Free pussy is free pussy bud.

OP, ignore all these retards telling you not to do it. She's not ugly, and it's not like you have to commit to her in any way. I became way more confident after losing my virginity. View her as a stepping stone.

Why not just rub your dick in a dumpster? The only difference between her and a prostitute is that she does it for free
Hell, move to a farm and fuck the livestock, you get laid and will be far less likely to get some dick cancer

You're going to live and die a useless sack of shit with no meaningful impact on the world other than the faint ripples of a brief and typical chain of shallow relationships that will have lead nowhere and meant nothing until you raise a faggot kid who will be 20 times more beta than you and will not understand the appeal of your vain lifestyle as he abandons your juice fried husk in a nursing home, if your semen is even potent enough to conceive a child.
Reply to my post next time, bud

>But she seems attracted to me
no, she's looking for an incel nobody is going to notice missing after her friend hit him over the head from behind to harvest his organs in order to trade for drugs.