If evens, I will hit the gym

If evens, I will hit the gym
If odds, I will stay at home and kill myself

>kill myself
that's a pretty high stakes game you just played there buddy

if evens, i will finger my butthole
if odds, i will masturbate

Is that him on the left?

go double down.

if evens you will buy an actual dildo or vibe and try to cum anally

if odds you can masturbate

why don't you?

Gotta play hard to win hard, bro

Evens, I stop masturbating until I fuck a chick. Odds, i masturbate again right now.

What have I done?

this

Find the light bro

Women shall be your only outlet now

Missed by one, dang.

Hope you enjoyed busting your last nut :/

wtf

if evens, I get A
if odds, I get K

great motivation for you

Kill yourself anyways, but stream it. STREAM IT.
WE WANT TO SEE IT.
WE. WANT TO SEE. IT.
STREEEAM IT.
Wear sombrero, cut your veins and play La Cucaracha in backround.
Pls.
AT LAST DUBS GET!

fuck, reroll

is /fit = /b at this point?

Oh shit

wew lads

If odds Ana wants me if evens she truly hates me

if evens, I fap standing on one leg
if odds, I walk for like 3 hours tomorrow

Back to /b/ with your bullshit

Odds I go through with my plan to kill myself in 3 years at 25
E an I live a happy life with good gains and a THICC gf

Brah

if evens you get fucked by rapefugees for being an edgelord