If evens, I will hit the gym
If odds, I will stay at home and kill myself
If evens, I will hit the gym
>kill myself
that's a pretty high stakes game you just played there buddy
if evens, i will finger my butthole
if odds, i will masturbate
Is that him on the left?
go double down.
if evens you will buy an actual dildo or vibe and try to cum anally
if odds you can masturbate
why don't you?
Gotta play hard to win hard, bro
Evens, I stop masturbating until I fuck a chick. Odds, i masturbate again right now.
What have I done?
this
Find the light bro
Women shall be your only outlet now
Missed by one, dang.
Hope you enjoyed busting your last nut :/
wtf
if evens, I get A
if odds, I get K
great motivation for you
Kill yourself anyways, but stream it. STREAM IT.
WE WANT TO SEE IT.
WE. WANT TO SEE. IT.
STREEEAM IT.
Wear sombrero, cut your veins and play La Cucaracha in backround.
Pls.
AT LAST DUBS GET!
fuck, reroll
is /fit = /b at this point?
Oh shit
wew lads
If odds Ana wants me if evens she truly hates me
if evens, I fap standing on one leg
if odds, I walk for like 3 hours tomorrow
Back to /b/ with your bullshit
Odds I go through with my plan to kill myself in 3 years at 25
E an I live a happy life with good gains and a THICC gf
Brah
if evens you get fucked by rapefugees for being an edgelord