>be one of the last ones last night
>get text this morning at 6AM from gym manager
>he says they checked the CCTV and it turns out I left the squat machine running ALL NIGHT
I've already called the bank and canceled the direct debit.
Do you think they will send debt collectors to my house?
they blamed you for not turning off their equipment?
>left the squat machine running
What the fuck is a squat machine?
there's a big sign saying you should turn off the squat rack after using it
>Not paying for an all-you-can-squat premium subscription
this is what you get for trying to be cheap user
>I left the squat machine running ALL NIGHT
well, you better catch it :^)
The resposible of check if everything is ok before close the doors isn't you.
blame it on the manlets bro, they are often invisible to cctv
apologise but express that it's not your job to shut the machines down after use.
>Do you think they will send debt collectors to my house?
Probably, user. Either be prepared to pay what you're owed, or return gains with up to 30% interest.
t. broke fuck who had to return gains and is back in dyel mode
You're not alone, OP
>accidentally leave smith machine on auto
>now have to pay for all 200 of the 45lb plates made overnight
I feel for you, user.
>plate dispenser eats all my tokens
>I have to do 2 more miles on the treadmill to earn more
Same basic joke, hivemind.
this is why you tip your spotter extra so he turns the machines off when you're done using them
Well, unless you left the plates on it shouldn't have use more than half a tank, right? Can't you just reimburse them for the gas?
it's one of those newer electric ones
My gym doesn't even have a squat machine yet. I wouldn't leave, it might be hard to find another gym with one. Just say your sorry and work something out.
>warm up on treadmill before workout
>forgot to turn it off
>its on during my entire workout
>go back for my postworkout cooldown run
>notice the oil tank is pretty much completely empty (it was atleast 4/5 full before)
>just leave it running while i shuffle my way to the lockers
So far no one has approached me about it, but i'm still afraid my cardio rights are going to be removed.
Bro you better start looking for a new gym. I left a elyptical on while I did the rest of my routine, turned out no one else used it for the rest of the day, got the direct debit drained my account. I can't afford that shit. Now I'm looking at planet fitness.
Do you think i could just give them a new oiltank instead?
I cant afford the fees for a lawyer, the gym judge, the tank, the gym investigators and i sure as hell dont have the money to tip them all.
Best to cancel your card and find a pleb pay by the day gym. Sign up with a fake I'd if at all possible. My thoughts and prayers are with you bro.
>somewhere out there there are people that think these threads are funny
Amazing
>Finally work in at the only squat rack my gym has
>Get the third question from the gains goblin wrong again
>Still can't use the squat rack
I've been looking for a gym with dumber goblins but I can't find one with a squat rack
Because I'm sure what you find funny isn't at least just as autistic