Describe the fall of the Ottoman Empire in a way that makes it sound as pathetic as possible

Describe the fall of the Ottoman Empire in a way that makes it sound as pathetic as possible.

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Beat into submission by a few balkan gypsy goat herders and the eternal anglo

It died and no one cares, The End.

Crackers teamed up against an old, dying Black man.

You mean the Jews.

Double teamed into submission by Russians and a bunch of Arabs led by a British Queer.

Do you unironically think the Turks were black?

beaten by a Greek rapebaby

Devlet Osmanli will for ever live in our hearts! Erdogan will bring it back :3

>Saved multiple times from the Russians by the French and British because 'Muh balance of power'
>France and Britain end up carving the empire up for themselves
hmmmmmmmmmmm, really makes you think.

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>dude england should have just let a hostile power that wants their most valuable colony take the most strategic city in the world lmao

>Most strategic city in the world
>Britians most valuable colony
What the fuck are you talking about?
I thought turks were still range banned

russia explicitly stated they wanted india england's most valuable colony, peter the great said to control the world you must have india and Constantinople
thats why england intervened

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Empire

Jews

But they had already lost the most valuable colony?

Source for fucking anything you just said

we ARE, faggot.

yes, absolutely.
Goodbye turksmell empire.

Couldn't resist the White Bois modernizing cock.

America was a literal who. The most profitable colonies before India were the Caribbean colonies where you could grow cash crops such as sugar, cotton didn't compare.

Couldn't resist the Whiteys modernizing cock.

Nothing of value was lost

For what its worth, The 13 colonies and Louisiana were necessary for feeding the slaves in the Caribbean.

>Louisiana
French posession

>America was a literal who
Say that while America was becoming a superpower ohohoh