HOLY FUCK THIS SIP IS DANK

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its not announcing. but based on your post its clear based on your subconscious that you reported my post. I noted this and recommend u enjoy ur time. kid.

I didn't. I'm not a rat.

>still in the store
>probably didnt even buy them
mfw these sip frauds

Learn English

I hate that I recognize this joke from Veeky Forums

This is the superior sip

I don't understand this, is it just autistic sippers or real life marketing. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to market anything to Veeky Forums.

just give it a sip friend and you'll know for yourself ;)

It's a preworkout that became a Veeky Forums meme because someone posted a photo of a can of white monster and retarded, paranoid /pol/ crossovers insisted it was shilling. We started shitposting aggressively to piss them off, and now it's the greatest Veeky Forums meme ever. Anyone who still insists it's shilling is either a newfag or is utterly delusional. You can find the first sip threads via google.

Haha roast them newhomos

>mfw people blindly hate on sips cause they refuse to try it and fear enjoying it.

I almost feel bad for you guys.

this
we are spending several hours a day in photoshop to make funny new memes with monster product and then spam it every day just to piss some losers on Veeky Forums

you will probably ask me why don't I just spam gore, cp, animal porn or mlp because that will certainly piss a lot more people haha well you can figure that out ;)

Noice. I had purple sips for the first time recently. Good AF :^)

Sucralose hurts my stomach

PURP SIP WAS MY IDEA

REEEEEEEEEE

>my country doesn't have blue and violet sips

>caffeine
So I can ruin my sleep? No thanks
>sugar
So I can become diabeetus? No thanks

>Buying chevy

WEWW LADS

Go back to canada you dodge Cherry

>tfw local gas station ran out of purple sips

Time to go to some wholesale club I guess

Go suck a cock
Please suck my cock

This man speaks the truth

Just give this a sip big girl for you
Maybe check out her MS page
Nutt her? I don't know, I just need more swords to alfalfa the filter

I'll punch you in the vagina and use your ass as a fit pilloe

Fairly positive this is just dedicated marketing with a handful of dumb faggots trying to be in on le epic may may.

IT was a failed markiteng program performed bt 7-11 at first. Remeber the Supra Slurp from 1979? Same month that m00t was borm

I'm taking your hairspray

Everyone from hell is gay

Samefag

SIP BOYZ!!!!

Can anyone recommend me a good first Monster flavor?

The other day I had a Mtn Dew Mango Lime Kickstart, it was the only energy drink I've willingly bought for myself. I once tried a Redbull a long time ago, but that's it. I was always told they were terrible for you. But the other day I pulled an all nighter and thought taking a walk and getting an energy drink would give me the needed energy to stay awake. All it day was make me more tired. Coffee does the same.

Does caffeine just make anyone else tired instead of awake?

mods

jesus christ learn how to compress your images you computer illiterate faggots. And while you're at it fuck off

I really recommend sipboyz to do few shots of monstovodka before excersises (but not just before them, let the magic do the work). It's so effective it's heartbreaking.

die you fucking jew shills

It's because you work for Monster

t. bandwidthlet

Does Monster send people to shitpost on Veeky Forums?
Is this ironic?

There are way too many sip threads.

nah its a funny meme and we all just led people on by posting things like "wow i sure do love and ice cold Monster Ultra Zero™ before the gym" and faggots on here actually thought monster was paying multiple people to advertise on one of the less visited Veeky Forums boards lmao but I actually do like the white sips shit tastes good but idgaf if any of you other faggots drink it thats just me

>nah its a funny meme

Except it isn't.

>faggots on here actually thought monster was paying multiple people to advertise on one of the less visited Veeky Forums boards lmao

Then you're doing it for free. What you and anyone else that is posting monster shit is doing is indistinguishable from paid shill marketing, so what does it matter if "it's just a prank bro lol" or not? You are still shitposting and shilling for garbage. This just means Monster duped you into thinking it was funny to shill for free. You're fucking retarded.

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is that a child's watch?

What's worse the Sips meme on Veeky Forums or the McChicken meme on Veeky Forums?

purple sips are fucking crap

Found a R A R E S I P while in Greece, one of the best I've tried. Never seen it in the states though :(

>red bull shill detected

>monstovodka
Why not just shotgun 4lokos in the gym at that point jfc

I like to get black out drunk before loading up 5 pl8 and squatting atg for reps

>he's never sipped

Gotta have no memory of the exercise you did to confuse the body, right babe?

>that pack of cigs

guys i've been sipping daily for years now, and i have coffee every morning

anyone else getting chest pains at night?

but I actually like sips? Is that such a bad crime? So you cant like anything or else its shilling? fuck off

>he thinks a couple guys funposting about energy drinks is actually going to influence monsters market share

i bet you think your ebin pepe maymays got trump elected too, right?

gb2 /pol/ and kys you retarded faggot

fuck off /sippol/ is the ultimate redpill

The can has nice facture. But sugar :c

lel kys manlet

you should all die along with this meme desu.

>6 foot
>manlet
stop projecting

>6'

sorry, i meant "king of manlets"

>nah its a funny meme
?? no one actually talks like that.
stop shilling

Your girly hands would look great wrapped around my cock just like that sips can

blue is shit

black cherry monster ultra, and caffeine has no effect on me.

You might have ADD

Stimulants calm you autists down

i just did

We have this beauty here in Norway, it's amazing.

No. Back to /pol/.

Nah people talk like that.

Talking about things=exposure

Exposure=more people talking about it, more people looking into the product.

People looking into the product=some people buy, some don't

Those that buy=Start talking about it also

And so on and so on. So yes, a couple of guys funposting does increase sales, you god damn fucking retard. Why do you think companies pay people to spend their entire day subtly shilling products on internet forums?

You seem moronic and out of touch. How the fuck do you think you heard about monster in the first place? Because it was telepathically beamed directly into your brain? Marketing and advertising exists for a reason.

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>a couple of guys funposting
>a couple

tiny increase in sales =/= increase market share. stop pretending these gook forums have any real-world impact and gb2 /pol/ you stupid LARPing nigger

please kys

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>tiny increase in sales =/= increase market share.

It adds up when it's done many times a day over hundreds of forums you fucking idiot. Your retarded free shilling just proves how much of a mindless shit-for-brains drone you are. After all, you drink fucking monster, and think LE EPIC MAYMAYS are funny. I certainly fucking hope you aren't over the age of 20, or that's just embarrassing.

>over hundreds of forums

go ahead and prove this. i'll wait you stupid fucking nigger

you're the same type of retard that thinks shills are taking over /pol/ when it's just other boards trolling you, you fucking paranoid schizo retard

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Oh my god you're dumb.

I don't post on /pol/, and no, I don't think everyone who disagrees with me is a shill. I think dumb faggots posting about monster constantly are a combination of shills and retarded children(you) that are trying(and failing) to be funny. With how much you dumb faggots do it for free, they don't need to do much.

Whether you want to admit it or not, paid internet shilling is a thing. Is it super common? No, probably not. But I can assure you that paid shills do post on Veeky Forums, particularly on boards like /v/ and /tv/, because they can advertise without being blocked, and the forum's users do the advertisement for them by talking about it and keeping it on the front page. It would be stupid of them NOT to do this, as there's no drawback.

Good argument, never thought about it that way.

>But I can assure you that paid shills do post on Veeky Forums

i asked you already to prove this to me, and you're still not able to

relax and have some sips, friend

Sup sippers.

Just grabbed this bad boy. Yeah, you're reading that price tag right. #thirftyandthirsty

>big lots price tag

sup poorfag

You're just going to claim that every instance of repetitive thread creation related to specific products is just some guy trolling or shitposting and not shilling. I don't give a fuck if you want to remain a retard, but don't pretend it doesn't happen you meme spouting faggot.

Just getting my sips in for a dollar, what's up with you?

People have been making this shitty argument since the beginning. It's not shilling and it never was. And the only way you're going to understand is by trying that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra.™

>uh.uhhh... i can't prove it

lel get dunked on you stupid faggot

>cheap watch
>cheap truck
>cheap jeans
>poor man's hands
>unironically drinking energy drinks

Kekked and rekt

What part of AZ my dude?