What's your gf%?

What's your gf%?

On this bed I lay
Losing everything
I can see my life passing me by
Was it all too much
Or just not enough
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare

I will not die (I will not die)
I will survive

I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying

0%

my last 2 digits

Non existent, I have no idea where to meet colleged aged women who are not crazy sluts.


Last two digits are my chance of getting a gf next semester.

100% ATM but she is a pain in the ass

im reading some advice on reddit about how to get a girlfriend

Was 5% but then I mentioned I was doing my GCSEs at 24 years old so I can be on my way to university and basically got judged on it.

Bitch doesn't know what I've been through anons.

same as my last digit 0

r-rollin

>tfw it's a 90% right now but i can already see myself pushing her away on purpose due to my insecurities and fear of relationships even though I desperately want to be in one.

I started Veeky Forums lifestyle 8 years ago and after all these years, I still am a KHV. Gotta say though, I never approached a woman in my life and don't have any female friends so there isn't much - I'm aesthetic and happy though right now, relationships would probably only make things worse.

About 25%, I want this girl to be a gf but she just wants to have sex

Link please.

fuck off you normfag!

op here not datguy
trp is what you need

...

50%

she's actually a he

how does it feel to be this much of a faggot user?

30%

I dunno if I should try and date this girl I actually like or try and fug this other girl I don't really like but I wanna fuck. They know each other so I don't think I can do both

>I want this girl to be a gf but she just wants to have sex
bluepill fag

If evens I dm her right now and get it rolling towards 100%

30-40%. met a girl, we went on a few dates, had sex the other day which was awesome. but she knows i'm a binge drinker so i think that's a turn off for her. i'm gonna stop drinking as much and start focusing on my health. maybe she'll like me more.

holy shit is taylor autistic

>keep talking to this one girl
>don't know whether I actually like her for her or if I just enjoy the fact someone else talks with me

You have a better chance of not getting one then getting one

You tell me.

>know a girl, who seems like my ideal woman
>I don't see her very often, but within the last couple of years we've talked a few times
>for the first time ever, at Easter this year we chat alone, just the two of us
>we seem to get along fine
>a couple of weeks ago I called her and asked if she'd like to go out for a coffee the next day
>"I don't know", she says
>"what does that mean?" I ask
>"not tomorrow at least."
>okay
>I promise to call her some other time
>called her three days ago
>she doesn't pick up and doesn't call back
>called her two days ago
>she doesn't pick up and doesn't call back
>don't call her yesterday

I want ask this girl out but how do I know if she's in to me

For those of you that want a girlfriend, reading advice and waiting for it to happen is a waste of time

You will never actually get a gf *until* you put yourself on the line and ask a girl out willing to deal with the possibility of being rejected or the dates turning sour which is what you're actually afraid of.

Things that increase likelihood
>being friendly, socialble and cool/fun
>good hygiene
>wearing nice clothes/good style
>talking to other girls
>being a winner(this can mean)
>trying hard in school
>having a better than average job
>being athletic
>not smoking and only drinking in social environments

Good luck bros

anyone else given up 100%?

Am I not suppose to be here if I have a wife and several children?

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>being friendly, socialble and cool/fun
>good hygiene
>wearing nice clothes/good style
>talking to other girls
>being a winner(this can mean)
>trying hard in school
>having a better than average job
>being athletic
>not smoking and only drinking in social environments

I'm not athletic, but I qualify for all of those. Tfw no gf.

RIP, move on to the next girl user-kun