Walk into the gym

>walk into the gym
>hey user can you take a pic of my butt for insta!
What do you do?

I take the pic and go work out, I also don't neglect to sage and hide.

sure

take pic

take selfie

leave

Make no eye contact, put on my skull candies and naruto run to the nearest elliptical

'y.you too...'
*awkwardly looks down and runs away*

>I'd rather take a pic for pornhub

I would probably silently take the picture and awkwardly go back to my workout

And then fap to mental image later

No bitch, that camera is 15 years old

Only correct answer

You fucked up bro. You should've taken a picture of YOUR ass and handed the camera back to her.

No whore.

>b-back that ass up

Begone thot

>I would be happy to, Stacey. However, it looks like this camera is a little dated and the image size won't fit well on a mobile platform like Instagram
>How about I take it with my new iPhone 7 Plus and I'll text it to you
>mfw I got her digits

This actually happened to me, it was like a year or so ago and I was uglier and more awkward, and smaller, still am
A nigress with an ok body but nigger face and skin so unattractive, asked me to take a picture of her ass for instagram
Took the pic and then instinctively clicked on image before giving phone back to her, she said picture was shit and wanted me to try again to her the logo if her customâ„¢ yoga pants in the shot
Delete the bad photo out of my OCD, it scrolls to the next pic in her gallery or camera roll (I don't know shit about iPhones because poor) and it is a black and white picture of a wet vagina, some Facebook type lesbian shit like "pussy is the breakfast of champions" or something, overall a good pic
End up taking the pic embarrassingly close to her ass
Finish my workout awkwardly
Fin.

>"ok heres my camera get ready to take the pictu..."
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>"hehe sorry user I couldnt help it here try again"
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>"ok I swear its done now take the pic tehe"

>take camera
>"heh, alright, sure, but what do i get in return"
>snapping pictures while talking
>she giggles
>"ohhh i dunno... maybe you could take a pic just for yourself?"
>she blushes
>stop taking pictures
>take a step towards her
>"i suppose that would but nice... although, they say a picture is worth a thousand words..."
>take another step fowards, we're practically touching
>she's taken aback at this point, a little confused but a little excited
>"...but i've never been much for talking"
>pull her towards me and kiss her
>she is shocked and almost starts to pull away, but quickly melts into the kiss
>i slide my hands down her back and -


>- "um. user? are you okay?"
>quickly snap out of my daydream
>she's still standing there with a concerned look on her face
>"uh, y-yeah, just couldn't figure out how this thing works"
>"you just push the button user, have you ever used a camera before?"
>"heh heh, yeah, no, yeah i have, jeez talk about spaghetti, am i right?"
>FUCK WHY DID I SAY THAT
>"what? why are you talking about pasta?"
>"n-nevermind heh heh"
>quickly snap pic
>hand back camera at maximum arm's length
>she takes it, looks disgusted
>realize i sweat all over the camera
>"oh yeah hey yeah sorry about the sweat, just been working out, y'know heh heh"
>"didn't you just walk in, though?"
>shit
>shit
>"oh, uh, y-yeah haha, but y'know, gotta do the pre-workout workout, get warmed up and all, y-know? don't want to pull a hammy heh heh"
>"...right. okay, well, uh, thanks for taking the picture user"
>"you too"
>she starts to walk away
>"I MEAN, UH, YOU'RE WELCOME, NOT 'YOU TOO', HEH HEH"
>she's rounding the corner at this point
>i can see her starting to laugh to herself
>go into the locker room
>turn the water to maximum heat
>stand in the shower for 45 minutes
>i don't feel the water
>i don't feel anything

Came into the thread to say this.

already did

Gets me every tiem

Good, good.

Too real

>already did, can I have your e-mail do I can send it to you?

horrifying

kek

IS that my waifu come to life?

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

...

>>hand back camera at maximum arm's length

Thot patrol. Roasties will be physically removed from my dream gym. It's gonna be called guy heaven.

Thot patrollers are cucks, fuck off back to the hole you came from. Also tell Tony Grech he's a fucking faggot.

quality waifu desu senpai. dat nostalgia

damn

>Mad that I insulted some slutty instagram chick
Show yourself thot. Only a woman could be so butthurt at such a slight provocation.

>hand back camera at maximum arm's length
I'm fucking dead

I just saw her voice actor killed herself. Some reason makes Blight even hotter.

This scenario is unlikely because it implies someone at the gym would know my name.