How do I achieve this body?

How do I achieve this body?

be raised by a single mother

dayum if i had tiddys like that i'd stay home to play with them and masturbate all day

>toilet paper
Every single time.

GSLP + RECOMP

>sword on the wall
I am aware of the katana autism meme but damn there is at least some masculinity left in him

SS+GOMAD

Sausages and milkybars.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

if he tried, do you think he could look like a normie?

BOG ROLL

eat x f

He could lose the weight, but his face seems a big wonky

>drink tap water
>drink a gallon of soy milk a day (gosmad)
>never pick up a weight once
>consume processed food with soy as an ingredient (this js important)
>drink soda only from plastic bottles or cans lined with bpa
>make sure at least two meals a day are from mcdonalds

This should do it

he has that face deformity where his eyes are slightly asymmetric.
i have it too. it shows up a lot in pics unless i get just the right angle.
but he could probably be 5/10

I wonder if its been used on a war or battle of some kind?
Imagine being the ghost of the soldier that carried that sword, the weapon he carried through countless battles, seeing it sit in the room of a fat, smelly, autistic, blob that records himself rambling all day.

vote shillary x f

Cut hard for six months

Nigga it's a plastic toy
No way this guy could afford a genuine historical artifact

you can buy those swords at gimmick shops in industrial parks for $10

Drink sips regularly no lie

Just FYI, the fears about soy being estrogenic are extremely overblown.

Yes goy, soy is pefrectly safe and healthy! Keep eating it!

Fpbp