Saved up some money but now i'm wondering if i should just buy a hooker and lose my V card or buy gym membership for a...

saved up some money but now i'm wondering if i should just buy a hooker and lose my V card or buy gym membership for a year

would getting laid change anything mentally? anyone here that lost it that way? what changed if anything?

How old are you faggot?

Getting laid changes NOTHING. But being a Virgin is a heavy stone to carry.
I'm not opposed to hookers, but dude, get your shit in order before.

turned 29 a few months ago. i stopped caring about it for the most part but it's something i want to experience at least once before i get even older and my dick stops working

Just put the work in for a tinder slut. Yes it's something of a pain in the arse but at least you'll get some sense of accomplishment for the effort.
If losing the V card is something you want to experience once you may as well do the extra work for the sake of experience as well.

Do you have a job? Do you have your own place?
Are you morbidly obese?

First time is going to suck. No matter what.
It's easier to explain to a hooker you're a virgin than to a girl you pick up at the club.

But you CAN do that. Let me do some counting here.
SHIT. I was exactly 29 (I'm not joking) when I started fucking bitches.

Before I'd been with 4 girls in my life, but on my 29-30 year alone, I was with 6 girls. And I've taken from there.

It's never too late man.

>pic is super simple tips

i work from home. i only leave my house to go the gym and walk my dog. and i just ordered everything i need for home gym so going out to gym will end too. i don't know any people to go out with and besides i dislike going to clubs and shit like that.

isn't tinder for tall people? i'm like 5'8 so i never even bothered with it.

>I don't know any people
>i diskile
>I never even bothered

You're not going to make it.

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Wow, a real wizard. Your prime is over with. You're about to go over 30 and into forbidden territory. Just go buy a hooker....if you're that old and still a virgin and it isn't because of some wierd religious thing or some fuckin I dunno maybe you were held hostage for 20+ years of your life, you have no excuse by this point, you're 1 year away from becoming a wizard. Just buy a hooker.

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Tinder, OkCupid and Bumble.
Just get some matches and practice talking.
Get a conversation going and get loose.

Baby staps dude, baby steps.

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Buy a gym membership.
A hooker will get your dick wet once and you probably won't even be satisfied knowing that she only fucked you because you paid her. Lift, and eventually you'll be able to get your dick wet on your own.

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It would make you hate sex and hate the Hollywood kikes who have inflated how great it is for years to you.

Get ready for the biggest letdown of your life.

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>would getting laid change anything mentally?
Probably yes, but it is not that huge moment of enlightenment some people make it to be.

>or buy gym membership for a year
Pro tip:
Unlike whatever bullshit Veeky Forums, /r9k/ and /pol/ et al tell you, being good looking (and rich) won't do shit, if you are an antisocial autist.

I have been good looking and wealthy all my live, but was to autistic to "make a move", till I finally said "fuck that" and did a 360 degree turn my live around thing.

Turns out after you get over the first fears, it's actually not that hard to get laid, but girls will NOT simply flock to you, just because you look good/fit/rich.

>Just put the work in for a tinder slut.
And this.
I was using tinder as anonymus training before.
>make fake profile
>and/or set GPS to fake location
>learn how to talk to girls
>start to easily get their phone number or even nudes
>progress to real profile
>apply what you learned IRL
>finally bang a slut
>learn more about girls
>find a gf (unlike the popular believe here, good girls do still exist)

I would just pay the hooker. Get your first time out of the way so you avoid any awkwardness when you hook up with a girl that you care about.

Same here.

>(unlike the popular believe here, good girls do still exist)
Indeed, I found me one. It was rather strange to go from sluts to a wholesome gril. Apparently not all women like to be chocked and be called names.

No you fool, you gain wizard abilities at 30. Stay strong

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went the hooker route. wasn't terrible even though she was old and fat and smelled like fast food. still nutted tho.

>wasn't terrible even though she was old and fat and smelled like fast food.
WTF is wrong with you?
I can kinda understand that one would go for some ugly fatty for some easy fuck off of tinder or something (I know I have…), but actually payin for that priviliege?
WTF, man…

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nobody uses that shit in europe

I went the hooker route years ago. She was hot, young and nice and I couldn't nut. I was on MDMA, tho. I went to hookers a few more times and I couldn't nut but I never went sober, and I masturbate a lot to porn, so there is that.

I even bought a fleshlight to train myself to nut without my hand, positioning it on my bed or over my desk to poung it the right way and it's a lot of work. I only managed to cum that way after restraining myself from masturbating for a week.

>poung
*pound

so what changed after you had sex?

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Absolutely nothing. I'm still a loser that cannot talk to girls, but at least now when someone mentions sex on a conversation I don't have to lie about not being a virgin.

most of this is cringeworthy, but I guess it will be fun.
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Wait, what. I'm not an engineer

Wow 29 and a virgin? Just give up loser

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ACQUIRE CURRENCY ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THE CANINE SPECIES OF THE FEMALE GENDER

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Pics pls

find an immigrant

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Being told what to do by an image macro is the exact opposite of what a man would do

Not that guy, but sex really isn't that magic. The first time I fugged a girl I felt absolutely the same the next day. Sex is nice, but sex with someone you like being around is p dope.

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I'm late to the party, but I did lose my V-card at 18 (last year march) to a hooker. In my country, those are legal and very cheap.

It did decrease my anxiety when talking to women by a nice amount, though I wasn't a turbo autist beforehand anyway. The sex was great, and I'd gladly pay for it again.

Can recommend.

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Would you tell anyone you know that you fucked a hooker?

This! It`s not as great as may think it is!

lol yeah!

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>either it's trivial bullshit, something that WILL get you in trouble or it's outright deadly
>being told by image macro to do something
meh

ok let's see

Yeah, that`s interresting. Had the same problem, couldn`t cum when I had sex with a hooker. So I had sex for hours lol

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I have. It's no shame around here (maybe because it's legal), and pretty common as a 'rite of passage' to 18 yos that are single.

It depends on how much you're going to pay. Don't go for high-end ones, take it easy and she'll guide you through it if you're not a turbo autist. Just relax and enjoy, don't be afraid to touch her hips/ass/tits or whatever you want.

Ruined thread/10

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Where do you live? It is legal here too, but has a stigma
Yup. I started to save these things, just to derail /r9k/-threads on Veeky Forums.

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