What's your's Veeky Forums?

What's your's Veeky Forums?

If I don't drink an 8oz redbull with sugar after breakfast I feel like my day never gets going, I've tried Coffee, Tea, diet red bull, Monster and all that shit but it's no good.

I browse Veeky Forums

your mom

Caffeine pills.

I suck at cooking so I eat upwards of 6 pounds of cottage cheese weekly

god i fucking love feet

This
OPs mom

for me its the tendon running down the back of my ankle

the rest of you need to see a doctor

BBW porn. My moms friends always had big tits, big bellies, and big asses, its been burned into my head since i was a kid. Then i worked at Buffalo Wild Wings and all the girls had builds like theyd be on plumperpass and the nude snaps of those big meaty tits always got me rock. The last girl i fucked was a bikini girl (so tight, so sexy) but i went back to fapping to bbws after we stopped fucking
>never fucked a fatty tho, i have standards

i cannot wake up before noon. ive tried staying up for 24 hours and going to bed at 10, multiple alarms ect. cannot, for the life of me, wake up before noon. unless i have class or work i physically cannot wake up around 9 or 10 no matter how hard i try.

kek. Here's a (you)

Sleep with the blinds entirely open, as much light as possible. This has helped me wake up a good 1-2 hours earlier.

I keep relapsing and watching porn

Motherfucking chippies

I drink every single day. Two, sometimes 3 bottles of wine a night and I haven't been sober in months.

I hope the wine is good. Bad wine hangover is shit.

>chronic shitposting
>not eating enough quality food
>fapping and smoking the reefer a bit too often
>bad knee

All in all not bad, I'm a cool dude 2beehon

Get help user. Alcoholism destroys your gains and your life.
At least reduce your usage to less than a bottle per day.

For me its alcohol too. Would love to cut but the weekends always get me. 1000kcal surplus from drinking is achieved so easily. Even when drinking liquor straight.

Born with short tendons in feet so need to stand on 20kg plates to squat.

My Achilles heels are my Achilles heels.

what

where are the plates under your feet?

His heels I think?
Get weightlifting shoes user.

then it's not an issue of short tendons; it's an issue of shit ankle mobility or not squatting properly

depression

Fuck. Know that feel.

sugar free red bull my nigga

This. Will never be able to stop. Better than smoking by far though