Musclefu thread

Aaaaaand mio

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How do these women fair in day to day behavior when they arn't promoting vapid bitch culture on their shitstagrams? Are they all just shallow, cookie cutter, personality-less eye candy that get off to their followers on social media? I can't imagine these people grow up to live meaningful, fulfilling lives by living vicariously through the acceptance and praise of other people. What happens 10 to 15 years down the line when these girls' bodies are all shriveled and destroyed by their anavar usage?

she has a foul face

>you will never know the functional strength of a power lifter vagina

This life is a husk of what could be.

>How do these women fair in day to day behavior when they arn't promoting vapid bitch culture on their shitstagrams? Are they all just shallow, cookie cutter, personality-less eye candy that get off to their followers on social media? I can't imagine these people grow up to live meaningful, fulfilling lives by living vicariously through the acceptance and praise of other people. What happens 10 to 15 years down the line when these girls' bodies are all shriveled and destroyed by their anavar usage?
But Bri they can all brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap on my face

Have any of you ever dated/fucked a fit girl? What was it like? Any advice?

>having touched a girl
>ever

How do you normies do it

fear is the mind killer

The mind is the fear killer

exactly. fake it til you make it. it's worked for me mostly. girls are attracted to confidence and if you don't have any, just wing it.

I have no idea who this woman is but I want her to break my arm

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CUH-LAIMED

Her huspand is ugly and dyel, so I know I have a chance.

>Muscle-fu
Thread will consist of two things
Thicc Instagram models/amature pornstars that femanons and queers will shit on.

Swole bitches with massive six packs or arms/upperbodies that obvious lesbians/jailhouse gay chicks who're pretending to be guys are shlicking themselves raw over.

There is no in between.

top tier coming through

I do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and this qt Polish girl started coming to my gym. I want to make a move but I don't know how

I have no problem being that thick sexy little thick assed fucksluts side dick.

And is she doing the instagram slut thing yet? I need to skeet a few off.

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Roll with her and hopefully she'll feel your raging erection

Yeah, she has an instagram. She isn't slutting it up though, mostly lifting stuff and shilling.

Diamonds every time

Cookie.

>cookie cutter
hi lenny

NUUUUU
guess i'll have to settle for qt rather than hottie

> can still see her feet

No thank you. Hide those things

Miiiinnnneeeee

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Never been worth it for me. Always amazing the first few months and from then on its just an increasing drag of stress and acting as an emotional crutch for them. You end up wondering what the fuck you're doing and how much happier you'd be alone with your own space again and none of this bullshit to deal with. Then again I'm 5/10 at best so don't have the cream of the crop

THE GAINS GOBLIN

he's all yours

sad bump

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Tfw no qt.pa2t Korean musclefu

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> Are they all just shallow, cookie cutter, personality-less
what hobbies do you have?

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>muscle girl with faggot glasses

>tfw no weightlifting qt...

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>tfw no qt jiu jitsu gf
Why even live?

L

Ok

CLAIMED

>hmm why do x seem like y
>WELL HOW DO YOU COMPARE TO X

Come on man, ad hominem is for brainlets

>dat bulge

post the original faggot

No Pope?

>X is Y
>So what do you do that makes you not Y?
>>>>>>>>>ad hominem

fugg she's cute

Such a QT.
And a national level weightlifter.

Erica cordie is my sweet bae musclefu

pretty good taste

how is this?

i dont know, man. maybe you should reconsider your choice

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like, "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>Has had sex with objectively attractive girls.
Get out Normie

Well he lifts weights, competes in the Ruby classic, and occasionally goes Tranny hunting on his bicycle.

FUCK YOU COOKIE IS MINE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Also why did she stop training at supertraining/working with smelly?

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This is what perfection looks like

>tfw no jacked polish gf

you should probably try to transition. eventually get to full mount and ground and pound. or pull guard and let her get full mount. try that move and see if it works

Name?

mooseblacked

No titless Christmas?

BURN THE COAL
PAY THE TOLL

aka: im gay

The best

>not knowing this stupid fucking pasta
lurk more bro

something has awakened in me...I NEED a musclefu gf.

I claimed her first HAHAHAHA fag

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claimed.

who?

Natasha Aughey

no strong man qt
Charity Witt

>Natasha Aughthicc

I think that Claudia Gadelha looks like Hugo the troll, and that is turning me on somehow

absolutely fucking disgusting, why the fuck do anons obsess over her (dyel)ass?

instagram.com/dimidium_animae_meae/

>height: 5'6''
ahhhh so close to perfect breeding stock
i need a scale model version of her who's 5'10'' to give me demigod sons

she looks like if supermong had a hot sister
it's subtle, but i can't help seeing him in the eyes, nose and mouth

>this is a 10/10 in westeros