Got Veeky Forums

>got Veeky Forums
>finally have milfy gf
thanks guys

post pics you absolute bastard

Nice

is this blueboard okay?

>"love you mommy"
>not fucking real mom
cmon kid

nice, how do you look op?

>is this blueboard okay?
Who gives a shit. You bragged about it, so you better deliver.

what do you mean? i met her by being a camwhore and she was a fan

how old are you vs her?

so would band. gj kiddo. most chicks would be too weirded out by you calling them mommy

WOW, TIGHT, NICE AND FULL AND TIGHT

POST SOME MORE, SOME OF HER ASSHOLE AND GOOCH

I mean how Veeky Forums are you

19 and 42. she's really weird man. weve been telling each other we love each other a lot and i dont think she's saying it just for the roleplay anymore, shes married
1.5/2/2.5/3.5

>love you mommy
>love
The fucking cringe.

this is what passes for hot pussy on Veeky Forums

im supposed to be her "boy scout"

>OP's 42 yearold milf is unironically better looking and more in shape than 90% of the women I've fucked

You're gonna make it kiddo

>i met her by being a camwhore
you fucking faggot. Immediately kill yourself.

I'm going to have to agree with this guy. That mommy shit is fucking creepy, just associating the concept of "mother" with dirty shit is revolting.
Same thing for the "daddy" shit desu senpai

>weve been telling each other we love each other a lot and i dont think she's saying it just for the roleplay anymore, shes married

WHAT

STORY NOW
NOWWW

she likes it a lot. i think she's a pedophile. My real mother is pretty unattractive. I do like milfs though, it started with my 10th grade english teacher.

not gonna green text it. but here is a portion of our conversation today. we've been at this for weeks and yes we fuck on her "business trips"

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im happy for you and all

but i mean...

Monitoring this thread
Post more pics and screenshots OP

so she is cheating on her husband with you?

i'm fucking rock hard

ok but why

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Man that's some poor guy's wife

jesus christ OP good for you but be careful lmao

This is fucking disgusting. As a Veeky Forums man, you have the first choice of women, yet you pick a cheating whore more than twice your age who pretends you're a child.

>OP finally gets laid
>killed shortly thereafter but estranged husband

More

>19 and 42
my gf is 26 but appears much younger, im cheating on her with a 43 yo milf

you're my hero dude

>falling for the milf meme

Degenerates were made for each other.

Men cheat
women cheat
Basically trust no one.

Monitoring this thread.
Will you post pictures of yourself, OP?

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>not falling for the milf meme

Good for you man but she sounds kinda crazy.

Op pls, I would love to see non blue board pictures. Would you upload them to imgur and link us? This is one of my greatest fantasies

OP post self pic desu

Absolutely. Post her salted choco starfish.

This is tops, you fucking ripper

user, I... I didn't know you were dating Rachel Maddow.

>parents left?
hold on, you're telling me that you live with your parents, she knows this, and she waits until your parents lose to come to your anime-infested room to fuck her little boy?

>this will never happen to me
WHY EVEN LIVE?
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Tbqh, I would. I'd pull her dike hair and scream
>MOO FOR ME MADCOW

How did you meet her/how do I fuck milfs? Im 22, 5'11'', and average face. Should I set my tinder to 35-45? Show me the way to salvation.

Please stop calling her mommy. Your own mother is your mommy.

nice 1 op. post her sandy cunt

Don't listen to this reptilian. He's trying to steal your roast gains.

well this is just sad and degenerate. but no surprise since i'm on Veeky Forums lol

Hang out in cougar hunting grounds and they'll come to you. Old broads are horny and DGAF what people think of them anymore.

WHat places do you consider cougar hunting grounds. I'm 19 and good looking. I want to bang a milf so bad

lmao either get a girlfriend or if you're really desperate go to craigslist

Just hang outside kids soccer games with your shirt off, in shades and smoking a cigarette. You're bound to get heaps of attention.

>hang outside kids soccer games with your shirt off
Why don't you take a seat over there, user?

Any place older women exist in groups, particularly when alcohol's involved. Their behavior escalates in numbers.

Just be aware that the types of women that aren't going to care about an age gap like that tend to have issues.

Like getting you drunk, straddling your borderline unconscious face and asphyxiating you with their piss?

no shit sherlock. maybe give some fucking examples? where do i find milfs drinking?

Where cups can be found.

I met and fucked a married milf once. once. the guilt still haunts me 1 year later.

>job is a delivery driver, met her and helped her set up party equipment
>she's flirting the whole time, the party was for a school dance and her son is going
>typical soccer mom, great body, brunette, looks like a 20 year younger lisa ann
>constantly saying her husband is out of town, and her son will be here so she's going to be bored home alone
>after setting up everything she hands me an excessive tip and asks if i'm going straight home after this, say "not unless there's something better to do"
>she replies back "well i need some help moving some things around the house and could use a strong man like yourself if you want to make an extra buck" and winks
>i follow her back to her place, it's huge and in a nice part near downtown, pull into the circle driveway and start having second thoughts "is this right?" "what if we get caught?" "i don't even have a condom"
>i walk in and she instantly hands me a glass of wine, she unbuttoned some of her shirt and let her hair down. we talk casually for 15 minutes getting to know eachother
>during this time i'm glancing around the room looking at pictures, looks like a happy family, smiling son and husband
>doubting thoughts come back "if i had a wife would i want her to fuck some guy?" "if i don't fuck her some other guy will"
>in an attempt to get away i let loose a slightly annoyed "didn't you need me to move something?"
>she lays down on the couch and says "yes, move me to my bed" like a kings demand, she's pretty drunk already
>as i'm putting my arms around her she grabs hold of me and brings me in, kissing me and feeling me up
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

i didn't sleep that night. and i'm not religious but i felt like a committed a huge sin. every time i think about it i feel guilty as hell. never fuck a married girl anons, it's not worth it.

sniff around town until you smell bad breath and doo doo. that's their pussies.

Shit man. I'm 19 too and I want to fuck a milf Like hell.

There's one who is in my gym and she always greets me with a huge grin on. There's another one who happens to be a teacher in my school. Any recommends on how to approach them. I'm somewhat attractive and older women constantly tell me I am. I got really good last year at flirting but for some reason I'm fucking it up this year.

i think the moral of the story is don't stare at pictures of young boys right when you bust

Got kinda hard from that desu

Not bad OP, I left humanity behind and ran a few cycles to get shredded for the sole reason of fucking other men's GF/wife's to cuck their beta asses hard I fuckin love it.

Tbh if you're too stupid to figure it out when you're already being spoonfed you should probably stay away from cougars. They'll eat you alive, and not in the porno milf way, in the finding yourself stuck in horrible drama leaving you with psychological scars way.

Fixed

dear god

>Skipping the best parts of the story
I can't masturbate to this wtf

>ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

Not even yourself?

She got kids? Usually those with kids have loose vaginas. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway loose.

Hey everyone, look at the virgin

I've had sex with prosties before and none of them feel as tight as my hand.

damn she's ugly but i guess the fetish part keeps it hot for op. good for him tho.

what do you mean by eating alive? and maybe im stupid but i barely see milfs. im a university student, when i go out i usually see girls from 16 to like 30
never milfs

They'll ruin your life. You seem like a naive and stupid person if you can't understand something as simple as this.

you have my sincere approval.
I've always wanted to mom son roleplay...

just find an older hooker?

and you seem like a speudo intellectual faggot who uses big words with no context

not even salty bro she looks repulsive.

for a 40 whatever, she looks alright man

i would

That dude didn't use any big words, user. If you go milf-chasing you might want to try to get a FWB set up going with an english teacher.

>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

ahaha, I know a similar feel. The apprehensagasm.

Confirmed virgin

That's nothing. I nutted in a complete stranger while her infant son was sleeping in his crib beside her bed

he tries to appear smart but he did not say a single thing that would justify his arrogance.

>fuck a married dude instead

stone cawld

sounds pretty fun to be honest. I don't get why you feel guilty. You're not the one cheating

So basically user stars in a porno and has an existential crisis

Just saw that
>Lost

>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

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Living the dream, user

Gratz on being happy

Funny enough my dad works for the city and sometimes has to show up to make sure shits in working order. Aside from the creepy shirtless part, I can at least attest through him that you get some prime game at athletic practices

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Nice dude