I think I have a masturbation/porn addiction. I fap anywhere from none to 2 times a day depending on how I feel...

I think I have a masturbation/porn addiction. I fap anywhere from none to 2 times a day depending on how I feel, which I'll admit is normal, but when I wake up in the morning I routinely get my laptop and scour all my usual sources for anything new. Even on day where I tell myself (like today) that I shouldn't fap because I'm hanging out with the gf later, I still tell myself "Oh just do a quick check and download anything that strikes your fancy, no need to jerk it though" which then devolved into me checking everything, getting horny, idly stroking, and eventually blowing my load once I realized I was at the point of no return. So my addiction is more in my routine than it is in that I do it too often, and now because of it I'm gonna be nervous that I'm going to be horny/pent up enough to fuck my girlfriend tonight.

Any thoughts/advice about this?

I downloaded cold turkey and blocked most shit for a week. I feel it breaks up the routine so that your brain can stop thinking about the shit 24/7

>Any thoughts/advice about this?
send gf nudes so we can wank for you.

also 2 times is bitch tier, three is normal, as a matter of fact I am fapping right now. so send those nudes asap.

is constantly needing to jack off a problem that you feel doesn't boil down to self control, which is something people cannot do for you?

get into fetish territory with your gf bro , she isn't satisfying you in bed

Well I think part of the problem is [spoiler]we're both virgins and haven't fucked yet[/spoiler]

that's just sad and you know it.
I understand that having a gf makes it harder to keep your hands of your dick when she isn't around, but dude don't watch porn man. atleast think of her when you wank... prefereably don't wank and keep your energy for your lady. if she's not a party girl airhead retard she will notice your energy and be hotter for you if you save it fo her

honestly wtf is the matter with you? Your pent up and your gf is pent up , go fuck her

Don't know how to initiate fucking so I'm stuck at that hurdle

You already know your flags, it's up to you to fix them.

Get rid of your laptop and stop downloading whatever you fap to, I'm sure it's a pornsite which requires an account so delete that account.

Also, fapping x times a day isn't normal at all despite what everybody tells you, you're just fucking up your body and your dick, try once a week.

Just get drunk and slip it in

you snuggle, you start kissing, you add tongue, you slip your hand down her pants, you let your animal instinct's take over.

your fathers going to have to come with you on your wedding night

>send gf nudes so we can wank for you.
I upvote this

LOL I always love those Will Laren paintings, they're so retarded I laugh every time.

Dare I say it?
>Nofap.
Try it for a month as an exercise in willpower. You'll be allowed to have sex with your gf.

What if his father's a virgin too?

Then OP must be an advanced fucking sperm cell

You need to fuck. You're getting blue-balled constantly, no wonder you're jerking off. This thread is legit silly.

I had a good laugh

How to stop having nightmares of the spicy keychain?

>Any thoughts/advice about this?
Quit/delete the porn, fap to imagination/vanilla when otherwise not having sex, don't sperg out the few times you see a sexy image and get a boner, fuck your gf.
He can fap and still have sex, especially if he has a high enough libido to go 2 times a day. It's porn that's the problem

>I shouldn't fap because I'm hanging out with the gf later

Uhh, this is exactly the time you should fap. You last way longer if you do, dude. Don't tell me you don't use a condom and you're worried about anything leftover in your foreskin.