Mirin thread

>Anyone else feel this way?
Every girl above 6 will be a maintenance dude. Learn to deal with it.

Go to Korean prostitute, she says I have a nice ass. Halfway through she stops and says I have a really nice ass.
Does this 3 more times.
Mfw my squat is 20kg

...

>be at a comedy club with my mates
>sit next to a bit of a slapper but she's hot when she keeps her mouth shut
>she gets increasingly vocal as she drinks more
>when the comedy ends she asks if she can feel my arm

Good times

>user you have a nice ass
>Yeah, I know

> work in IT
> multi floor building
> go to different floor for some meeting
> one of the team leads says to my tram leader
>"whoa! Jeff's whole team is ripped!"
>h-heh

>finished gym class
>everyone is heading to their locker room
>2 girls behind me
>one of them whispers "hey can i maybe touch your chest
>omg it's bigger than mine
>other girls start staring at me
>i decline the offer but the 2 girls still touch my chest
>act really shy and laugh akwardly
>running to locker room because room is flowing to mr. Johnsen

Blood*

>room is flowing to mr. Johnson

This made me laugh, somehow.

>be 17 yo me
>getting teeth whitened to be giga-Chad
>finish procedure
>technician tells me that i can't eat or drink anything colored for 48 hours
>autism activates and remembers that milk is white
>"c-can i drink milk?"
>"ah you're so cute, of course you can drink milk"

did i get 'mired bruhs?

no you got pity

o-oh

what makes you say that user? she said it with a smile tho :(

uhh actually at a university for CS I have to work in groups and I call my classes classes. Am not OP but still. But yeah it does sound like he is underage just by the way he types and got triggered.

>ah you're so cute,

Mired confirmed

Do you not understand how greentext works?

Th-thanks you too

It's summer, do you even have to ask?

Kid mires are best mires

>Visiting family in the grubby side of town
>We're all spics so most of my family is obese
>Grandparents, uncles, aunts etc all fucking blimps
>Have a couple of cousins around ages 12-16
>I live by myself after some family issues a while back so I don't see them often
>Had just come back from the gym
>They start freaking out over my muscles, asking if I take steroids
>They're all bordering on obese
>Spend the rest of the day talking about health, proper nutrition, self control, how to eat healthy with little to no money
>Got them all on board with going to the gym with me now

I feel a little bit of a hero ngl, at least my family isn't getting in the way of it.

>go to the gym with high school friend is havent seen in a long time
>take of my shirt
>friend says oh shit user you really did got ripped
>was skelly when i last saw him
No homo tho

...

Man, that girl Instagram is so fucking lame

vocaroo.com/i/s0stP61SFzjH

You have a thing against underage pussy?
Fuckin pedo hater.

Yeah it's a toss up here.
It's the awesome thing about this place.
You can be serious in one thread, and fuckin troll in another.
Who cares if people believe you, just do you, mah dude.

I feel like everything in life is like that.
The ones you think are 5s or 6s, need no maintenance. But you don't want to stay with them.
The good looking ones like 8s and 9s, you can not only get intimidated by them; but they require your maintenance.

Truth be told, I think that if you find a 9 and treat her like a 6; you'll not only have little to no maintenance; but you'll keep her longer.
The fucked up part is you can never do that, because she'll have to appear as a 6 in your eyes for you to genuinely treat her like that.
Otherwise, on some level you'll know you're lying to yourself.

I guess the best thing to do, is try to have as little as possible invested in trying to control the situation; and just do what feels good for you.
If the 8s and 9s like what you give out they'll stay; if not oh well you're having fun anyways.

No pedo but,
Kid mires are fuckin awesome. I think because it's more honest and pure.
Could be a stereotype, but you find that concept in lots of stories like the emperor has no clothes and....
Feels like honest external feedback, and plus you get to set a standard in that kid's mind.

Be a role model guys. Get Jacked.

>>Honest and pure
>>No clothes
>>Get Jacked
No pedo guise.

hey jeff

>6'2 claims ottermode, in some kind of schoolin
pretty much you just need to work on going after girls, if you're not obviously disfigured in the face you will surprise yourself by the girls you can pull.

"haha look at this fag he got a boner these girls were rubbing their hands all over his body! what a loser!"

Just let the boner happen user. tell them you've got another muscle they should feel.

>Kid mires are best mires
bruh

>>one of them whispers "hey can i maybe touch your chest
>>omg it's bigger than mine
Chestlets, when will they learn?

>qt in gym comes in
>seen her before a few times
>on bike doing cardio after lifting
>she gets on vagina machine facing me
>looks at me as she's doing reps
>muh dick
>look away because autism
>look back, she's still looking at me
>purposefully stop looking at her, start shitposting on phone and forget about it
>when i finish walk past her, she's talking to another guy but make eye contact as i go past
>give awkward half smile and don't look back

good job i have crippling social autism, that could have ended badly

>meet up with friends I havent seen in a while in Berlin to party
>get out of the shower without my shirt on
>a while later one of the guys says that he really needs to start working out because his lovehandles make him look bad

>also that day another guy says that I got "cannonball shoulders"
was kinda weird since I dont see shoulders as my strong bodypart

>one of the guys says stuff like "man if we get into a fight the only one I can count on is user"
>same guy also called me a beast

this plus some other smaller stuff made me feel pretty good, seems although I dont like my body that much other people atleast notice that I work out.

also talked to a guy I went to school with and last saw about a year ago, one of his first questions was if I still work out. so I guess I am starting to become that guy who works out.

happened a half hour ago

>at the dog park chatting with this black couple
>they get up to leave and say goodbye to my dog and then me
>the boyfriend goes "are you in the military"
>i say "i'm not, why?"
>he says "you look like you're in the military"
>his girlfriend eye fucks me
>they leave

did i make it?

>nig-mires
Bretty gud tier

>>We're all spics so most of my family is obese
Naturally

>last year
>I was 18 years old
>at a water park with 3 more friends
>they were also 18
>lifting for a year at the time and seeing some gains
>looking better than the average joe, but obv still dyel by Veeky Forums standards
>we get in to a big pool
>see 4 young girls are looking at us and giggling
>we start to play around at the pool doing dumb stuff like jumping and shit
>they start to do exactly the same as us and stare a lot and giggle
>we don't want anything to do with those girls because they're probably 12 years old
>even at that age they're already pretty slutty
>one of the girls flexes a 'cep looking at me and giggles
>they start swimming and showing their ass in the bikini
>one of them looks at me in the eye for a good 5 seconds and bites her lips
>they get closer and closer and I decide to ask how old they are
>they look at each other and all of them say they are 13 years old
>probably lying
>they ask how old we are
>we all say 18, one of the guys lie he is 16
>one of the girls says "no one has to know"
>they get away for some reason
>me and my friends just get out of the pool because we're not pedos
>I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

>prostitute
Gee jolly it's almost as if she has lots of experience with saying and doing things to make men feel good

tell me more

>vagina machine
what did he mean by this

So what? You literally did nothing... You didn't even talk to her to confirm if she was interested.

>going from skelly to ottermode

Literally looks exactly the same when you have clothes on

one of these

In my experience prostitutes simply say what they think. Compliments about your body are actual mires most of the time: they see a positive aspect and focus on that.

It's when they start saying things about your cock, your skills and her orgasm, that you know they're lying.

13 is not pedo, it's hebe.

>>get out of the shower without my shirt on
well i would hope you wouldnt have your shirt on when you shower. it would get wet

For the first time ever, today someone told me I have big arms. Felt good.

This pasta is terrible
Fuck off and stop posting it, cunt

>he doesn't take cold showers with his shirt on and leave it on for maximum thermogenesis
Not gonna make it

it literally happened to me, I'm just posting again

I see we have prostitute mire connoisseur here

>nose piercing
>basic bitch tattoo
God damn it.

That's exactly what a pedo would say

Why do you have experience with several prostitutes? That's pathetic

I.. like it...

>mfw

I have a thing for big fat tits. Like, for real. But not every girlfriend of mine had big fat tits, so...

>I have a thing for big fat tits. Like, for real.
I know the struggle.

Why are you even nurturing this? You're thinking sexually about children. Just press the power button and take a walk around the block

>I have a thing for big fat tits
Woah what a disturbing fetish
It's like that guy on /d/ who's actually into fit women with pretty faces

I fucking know...
It's not something im proud of.
I like to think i'll outgrow it.

It's just that they're not common enough in every day life. On the internet they're everywhere, but actually finding a woman with a decent frame and some size F titties is difficult.

lol

As a proud hebesexual, you just completely ruined my day and pride month, how dare you?

Who said anything about it being a fetish, you dumb fuck?

See:

I dare a lot when it comes to the feelings of pedophiles

who dis?

okita anri

>Who said anything about it being a fetish, you dumb fuck?
It's a joke, calm down
I was lampooning the fact that "big tits" isn't exactly a fetish because all men like big tits

>because all men like big tits

hahaha, got me good

Except this guy of course:

>that guy who encourages chestlets
You're a terrible person and should feel bad.

>that guy who encourages bad feelings
You're misguided and I hope you find the love you need

I second this

I am proud of you, never ever start convo when you are awkward

Happened hours ago, it's long but I promise it's nice

>After a couple of bad workouts, was about to miss today's workout
>Decide to fuck it, load myself up on caffeine and kill that bitch
>Really good workout, new PRs, everything going fine
>Asian guy doing dips, struggling to get 5 reps
>Load belt with 27.5kg and crank 8 easy reps
>Looks at me as if I just did some kind of black magic

Later
>Finishing workout, decide to do some face pulls because why not
>2 girls pass by, one of them stares for a really long time
>Think whatever and keep doing my thing
>Go do some abs to actually finish workout and girl comes to me
>Asks if I can show her how to use the smith machine
>Her friend is literally using one next to her, pretty obvious what she was trying
>Tell her that I prefer the rack, but proceed to show her how to squat
>"Nice, I get to see your butt"
>U wot
>Do a couple of reps while telling her the basics
>"Damn that's sexy"
>Isthisthereallife.png
>She tries it, and after a while she finally gets it right
>Finishes and hugs me, we almost fell
>She says: "It's your fault, you made me lose my focus"
>Ask for her number and she instantly gives it to me and makes me call her so I know it's not fake
>Say that I'll hit her up and we can meet outside the gym and proceed with my workout
>She comes up to me one last time and says "I'm done, handsome, see ya"

Did I do good bros? Is this what making it feels like?

Sounds good bro

I would have no idea what to do after that point but I hope you do. I usually just assume every non-Christian girl is a massive slut who wants to fuck and make instagram posts with a muscular guy

And I forgot

>Stretching and a girl friend of mine who goes to the same gym comes to say hi
>Smalltalk, the usual
>She's about to leave, says that we'll see each other around the gym
>Tell her I hope to see her on a night out
>Her answer "Whenever you want"

It's small but I'll chalk that up as a win

Thanks familia. I'll hit her up tomorrow to see what she's up to. Depending on her answer meet for coffee/beer or invite her to my place straight away. She did not really seem interestd in getting to know each other

She wants you to ask her out bruh

I (not that user) read it as a sarcastic, eye roll kind of "Whatever you want", maybe she just didn't want the conversation going any further

>Yesterday
>go out to eat with some old highschool friends
>mostly guys and two girls (not qts tho)
>as the conversation goes on I notice all my banter is getting yuge laughs from the grills
>decide to experiment and say things that aren't particularly funny but in a confident manner
>thunderous laughter

I guess if girls find you attractive/confident they laugh at your bad jokes which makes you more confident. Kind of depressing because I like to legitimately make people laugh, now I can't tell if I'm actually being funny.

and that's why you're autistic

I know man, I'd fuck her but we have too many friends in common and I don't want to fuck up just for a lay
It was whenever, not whatever. She's extra friendly with me and her body language was exactly the same as girl 1. You may have a point tho, but I honestly don't think so

she sounds like she's 12 so no

this has happened to me as well
fucking surreal
the most banal unfunny thing you say becomes comedy gold

maybe this has something to do with why women arent funny themselves?
they laugh not because the joke is funny but because they like the person telling it.

High Maintenance women aren't worth it. Especially if you want to start a family. Pump and dump. They aren't worth much when those looks fade, but their neediness stays.

Really activated my almonds, no joke.

>Go to jamba juice
>qt asian at register
>asks what Im up to
>asks what Im doing this weekend
>when she gives me smoothie she says its a great source of protein

mirin? I dunno

>tank top at gym for once
>greeted like human bean
>basketball american high fives me
>gym staff compliments shrug form
>stacys btfo
>best lifts of the year

That's what they usually tell kids

she also said "you have a nice ass" every time he pumped

She might want your gains breh but screw it coffee then your place sounds good

Anyone know that awesome feeling of being the only one who deadlifts heavy in their gym? In my college's weightroom almost nobody deadlifts, I worked up to 485lbs last week and half the people stopped to watch. Feels good man, until I go back home to my normal gym where 600lb pulls are the norm and I feel weak again