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Tbh this looks like a pretty good deal.

Jesus H

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>when

beta detected

never going to make it

Imagine being dealt them cards. What can you even do with that? Study hard, get well paying job and get a golddigger?

Holy fuck this can't be real

he needs to do all that, lose some weight so his jwline isnt absorbed by his cheeks and neck, and he might be able to bag a 5/10

Add a nosejob to that and he won't be too far from Mark Shekelberg.

>implying those posts aren't just bait

nobody would act like this, let alone admit to it.

There is a literal 100% chance of that not being real.

you dont get around much do you

I don't get it.

Do you guys ever think about how some small change in your life could have made you end up like one of them?

She divorced him after she fucked the nigger

I don't have a normiebook so forgive me if I'm not familiar with sub-beta behavior.

Jesus christ. I thought the fatties triggered me enough.

I know some of these are fake, but goddamn.

>be 18 year old roastie
>meet nu male beta provider at young age
>become famous
>beta husband stays the same
>gain lots of attention and acting roles
>beta husband stays the same
>her attitude in her marriage/towards her husband changes, add in that there are no kids to tie them together
>husband, sensing the changes, tries to pour out love for her in social media
not included in this is a screencap of some of his tweets that come off sounding very desperate for her to reciprocate his love
>articles and shit come out about how the wife is """"""'exploring and discovering her sexuality""""""""
>a few weeks later she dumps her husband
>they both make instagram posts about it
his is the post of a desperate and defeated man. protip: when girls make social media posts about this shit its not to apologize or show they still care, its to tell everybody theyre single and make themselves feel better about being bitches
>husband is still clinging
not so much cringe as very sad

fucking kys

>not having fb for party invitation and easy contact list
>not being beta contrarian nerd
Theres your choice

>not familiar with sub-beta behavior.
>on Veeky Forums
>pepewithweed.png
hello summer

I think it would be more accurate to call this "simp" shaming. The whole beta/alpha dichotomy isn't well defined.

Honestly if I was playing life on this kind of hard mode I would save up money for plastic surgery. If someone looked like this and they wanted to do plastic surgery, more power to them. It's bullshit that we have a society that shames people for being ugly and then shames them again for things like plastic surgery.

But consider the success rate of such modification. He needs at the very least nose and lips.

What a fucking fag, I would wear tampons for the extra equality.

Thanks for the rundown, it's all clear now. I thought I heard the name before but I don't give a fuck about celebs. What a shallow fucking cunt. Maximum cringe on the guy's part too, but can't force myself to even feel sorry for his pathetic nu-male ass.

>What a shallow fucking cunt
>Still buying the love meme
She was just being a typical woman. No use in getting pissed about it.

here you go. notice how he took a break during the time she divorced him
>She was just being a typical woman
yeah thats what he said. shallow cunt

I could gave been both a full on normalfag or the worst autistic beta if only not for certain small events in upper secondary and high school. Now I'm in some weird twilight zone inbetween.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc&feature=youtu.be

MSM is now shaming them. Good.

These are just cuckold fetish stories

i was always kind of a weird kid up until late middle school going into high school. I had the chance to become a normalfag, but when i tried i couldnt. going through the motions of it and trying to hang out with the popular kids didnt feel right and was such a fucking joke, they all just sucked each other off trying to look cool and would never shut up about what pavement ape got drafted for what team for x sport and how his stats were somehow better than the rest, or how about the rapper blacky black dropped his new single and it was fire. normalfag is the worst t b h

STTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP TRYING TO LEAK THE INTERNET OUT TO NORMIES YOU RUIN EVERYTHING BUZZFEED

FUCKING SECRET CLUBHOUSE

classy combining actual father "chores" with a daddy fetish

.................................... Holy fuck man kill yourself

what events?

I've never understood the whole "leave the toilet seat down" thing. What's the problem? They need it down we need it up. I don't complain about it being down all the time.

Came across picture of pic related in some completely unrelated search recently and remembered how I had a huge crush on her as a kid.

Then with horror I realized I was this close to ending up as a full-on furfag in later life if it wasn't for Sailor Moon starting to air on my local TV and Sailor Mercury stealing my heart from the rodentfu.

Thank you, anime. Thank you, glorious Nippon.

By rights I should have had only nerd friends/no friends at all but somehow I got to hang with, and kind of became one of, the cool kids in upper secondary. From them I learnt actual social skills, how to dress etc.

Then in high school I had lots of chances with girls due to aforementioned social skills but I blew them all due to my still deep feelings of self-hate. After that not even been close to any girls again but still know lots of people, get out etc and people like to talk to me.

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In Swedish countryside upper secondary during mid-2000s it was all about playing cs and wow, drinking alcohol and just fucking around if you were a cool kid.

>#stillsingletho

this was a pretty urban area

luckily i was pretty decent at sports and the older guys on the team basically said to me "yeah fuck everybody here, hang with us" and that set me on the road im on now. cant thank them enough for it, still hang out years afterwards. we're basically every Veeky Forums meme combined at this point

>posting a buzzfeed link

this is obviously a fake story, so why do people write them; do you get off to this?

Rescue rangers?

This chick is evil

Yea, my favourite cartoon until anime came around.

nice quads dude

>quads

of course it's stupid, that's the entire point, and she knows it

when you cave in and fulfill her obviously stupid request she'll know you're dumb

you see, she can't just ask if you're dumb, because nobody would admit that. The test has to be underhanded.

Oh they exist. I had a friend in high school who was in love with a girl and he drove her to get her birth control filled so she could fuck her boyfriend. Told me he grinned and waved goodbye while she ran inside while holding back tears.

Come on, man, it's ridiculous. This is clearly some kind of fetish thing. Seriously, if you wouldn't have the random naked hula dance (what the hell) to look forward to, would you just have your kids run around with shit in their pants?

Cuckold fantasists are speckled all over Veeky Forums lately, but there's some precedent in real life.
I knew a hot 9/10 girl who only ever had scary thug boyfriends or rich little boyfriends. I was the only person in her social circle she hadn't fucked and she spent five years coming at me when i had a girldfriend, trying to tease me around when i was single and generally being a narcissistic bitch.
Between boyfriends of the two types she would have some wraith hanging around her that would sleep at the foot of her bed and run errands for her.
No shit, after 5 years of knowing her she just came out with it one day and asked for "hard sex". This is a young woman who earned her money as an escort and blew rich dudes for mad money.
So i fucked her for about three months and basically showered her with jizz from every angle. She tried to make me jealous by hanging out with some office worker, tried to engineer a fight between me and some other fool, i side-stepped all her drama and hit the eject button. She and her girl sidekick left some mad bills on the phone line and broke/stole some stuff, but i figured i got away cheap knowing how much shit she was generally up to.
I'm really not even any kind of alpha chad, she just couldn't bear not to have me ticked on the list.
TLDR: there's some poor creatures out there who will happily be a low status minion to some fine pussy and never get any of it.

everytime i see this picture i die on the inside
he looks so slightly happy in the right picture that i just want to give him everything

What exactly does she do with all that free time not being a mom?

Was it worth it though?

This can't be real....