If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

musical talent.
Preferably around a drum kit.
I love banging on drums but most of the time it's not as good as I want it to be.

Get rid of my crippling social anxiety. I'm seeing a therapist tomorrow, it has to change or i may end up blowing my brains out. I'm fit and attractive and get plenty of attention from girls, but my anxiety keeps me from enjoying 90% of activities like they should be enjoyed. Its like a poison that I can't get rid of, it hurts

Heres a list of options for me.
>Increase wrists width (wristlet here)
>Add 1 inch to dick (only 5.2 here)
>Increase natural testosterone (not the best genes)
>Increase my IQ (currently at 125 but a little push over 130 would really help)
>Become more socially skilled naturally (Social beta and have trouble talking to others normally)

Theres probably more I'd like to change, just can't remember them. I think if I had these things adjusted, I would be happy no matter what in life.

Dissociation.

not having "the curse of the celts" aka Rosacea

This would be the best thing that could happens to me :(

I'd want a sharper mind. I don't like being stupid
so either that or a better ass I guess

Reduce my fear/anxiety levels by 95%

I'd like a xenomorph or sangheili gf

I WANNA BE FUCKING AESTHETIC BABY YEAH HAHAHAHA

no more gyno

No pectus + fix my chest inserts

My horrible jaw

No baldness

have you tried meditation dude?

you can actually change that... how old are you ? how tall are you, and how much do you weigh ?

fucccck that was deep mate.

Remove autism.

I'd like to be black and be blessed with a thick BBC.

>e one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
>It can be anything from a personality trait to something
I want muh fuckin HAIR bak m8

I want money.

Literally everyone's problems can be solved either directly or indirectly with money.

Wow you are biggest Veeky Forums stereotype possible, is this a meme? Self-proclaimed genius who has a small dick and is a beta

Thats like 95% of reddit users as well

Not being so fucking horny the whole time.

Longer legs. I'm 5'8" with a 26 inch inseam.

bigger cock

I can't float and that pisses me off, I would change that.

Unfuck my ears. Ruined them blasting music in high school and I'm left with shit hearing, constant ringing, and pain for hours if I'm exposed to anything remotely loud.

Jeez where do I begin.
>better musical ability, both in performance and theory
>no depression
>reduced anxiety
I suppose a bigger cock would be okay too

I just want to be happy.

I know the feeling. Somehow, my forearms suffer from it too, so I'm even more fucked.

I'm not sure how I feel about this

Just watch a lot of porn.

There's a big paragraph on that which I'm too lazy to search for but the gist is that those with innate talents may fall to the self-trained due the sheer amount of effort it takes to reach their level.

to be less beta

disgusted
Is that a picture of herself on the wall?

I would think faster. Usually I think of funny or insightful things to say to people but only after the moment in which I could non-autistically say it has passed.

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Shit user, I really hope so. I fell for the music major meme and its fucking shit so far

Wish I was smarter, Every class I took was a struggle even when everone elese said it was easy.

I want Batman's super power of having infinite willpower. Having the ability to not be busy and to consistently improve every second I'm awake sounds like a great deal.

The bend/arch in my back.

My dad passed on his shit bone genetics to me (he had scoliosis/etc) which, combined with several teenage years of playing MMO's in really awkward positions on my bed/chair, led to said bend/arch in my spine.

It's annoying for several reasons.

1) It hides most of my back/shoulder gains.

2) It's really noticeable in t-shirts/etc, which I'm trying to wear more of to show gains.

3) It somewhat fucks up the alignment of my organs/abdomen. Long story short it's really hard for me not to look fat, even when I'm not. It's given me some sort of barrel chest (see pic related) which, whilst making me look broad (and my pecs big) also makes my stomach/etc look big as well. Nothing much I can do about it. The way t-shirts 'hang' from my bend/protruding back and chest means they always look shit on me.

4) It makes it really hard for me to ever be sure of my form. When I'm squatting, for example, my gym guy often reminds me not to arch my back - but I can only straighten it so much thanks to this. I rarely if ever do deadlifts/leg stuff/etc in general because of it. Most of my workouts involve the top 1/3 of my body.

The ONLY good thing about it that from that front, I look broad/built as fuck.

Damn that pic is me to a tee.

Are there any benefits to being barrel chested or are you fucked?

These two; Give me dissociation and take my autism, that's a fair trade

>barrel chest

Yeah, this is shit. Nothing looks good on me.

height or IQ

iq of 125 is self-proclaimed genius??? the iq of average germans(not immigrants) is 115.
a white person is a genius at approx 140-150 and he dedicates his time for something constructive. reddit plz get out

I dont think thats true. My rib cage is bigger too, but you need to get a wide back and wear tess that taper down- Then you're thicc mode.
A tiny ribcage is a death sentence

not him, but r8 my life. 183cm, 89kg, 20yo. On a cut as we live and breathe.

I wish I wasn't so fucking shy. I look okay, but for some reason I can't talk to anyone. I'm even shy and awkward around cousins who I've known all my life. My friend group grows smaller every year. I've never gone and spoken to a girl I liked; I even lack the courage to dm. My life is so fucking lonely and miserable. Help me.

A slightly smaller nose and being huge for the coming european race war
Other than that, I'm pretty happy

TWSS

>race war
>ever happening
T-the saxon w-will begin to hate any day now!

i want to turn off aging and become immortal emperor of the universe

i would cure my ADD if possible

This user get it. Otherwise, i'll get rid of depression/mental problems in general

Have hope famalam

I'd get rid of the skin tag in my armpit, are there any proven ways without a doctor? Tying it off is impossible by myself

Just chop it off famalam

Having lived in the first place. Idk what sins I'm paying for in this life, but it's been a shit show.

Nailclippers bruh

>>Increase my IQ (currently at 125 but a little push over 130 would really help)

My parents were really weird, my mom had the balls in the house and treated us like shit, and dad was a beta cuck. This made me grow up with very weird role models for men and women, and even though I have signs of testo (chad jawline, small waist and broad shoulders, facial hair etc..) it made me act like a cuck because that's what I grew up seeing. I'm in my early twenties and still struggle to suppress my beta upbringing sometimes. I'd change that, I'd grow up with a normal family that would have let me grow like I should have.

I'd make myself not 5'5"

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why

Non shit teir self esteem and confidence

No winged scapula

If you keep squatting heavy you'll be 5'4 in no time.

I want the ability to manipulate time

This.

>tfw 5'6"
Some people don't realize they are blessed. I would do anything to just be 5'8"

Reverse being born

>tfw 5'7"

Make way, manlet.

To never have a lazy eye.

fuck you feeling sorry for yourself. 176cm, 107kg, 23yo. can not cut enough.

Nigga it gon bleed

I want my autism to go away. It sucks. I am either basically yelling or whispering. I have no voice control. My personality comes off as shit, because I can't communicate worth shit. The only way I know how to small talk is spew a bunch of random information, facts and figures. The worst part though, is despite my inability to connect with others, I still have the unshakeable desire ro do just that.

Maybe you don't need practice talking, maybe you need more practice listening. Imitation is a core feature of communication. If you can ask people questions and really take in their responses, really pay attention on an intuitive level, not focussing on "information", you can probably skyrocket your social IQ in a short amount of time. Also people will like you more because everyone loves attention.

I wish I wasn't so serious all the time.

I can attract women pretty easily and hold a conversation but I have a hard time making them (and people in general) laugh.