Mirin Stories

>going down escalator with my friend and a random behind us
>I'm at the front
>Group of cuties going up on the other side
>One yells over "you 3 have the same haircut!"
>The guy at the front pulls it off the best!
>What's your name?!
>user
>You're fucking hot user!
>Her friend yells "she has a boyfriend!!"

"Harassed"

>be me
>Working as a grocery store clerk so I can pay off my med school loans
>taking care of a customer when all of a sudden this skinny short guy walks up behind them
>He starts randomly posing for some reason? idk
>Finish first customer, move onto this guy
>He's still posing for some reason, I stare at him trying to figure out wtf he's doing
>He looks me in the eye and says "You miring, brah?"
>I look down at his groceries to keep myself from laughing
>It's four gallons of milk and seven containers of dry oats
>The whole time he keeps saying things like "I'm fucking Siss, brau" while still posing
>Finish scanning his stuff, he carries all the bags in his hands without using his cart
>Hear him yelling "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY" over and over again as he leaves the store.

This is the service I pay for.

>Cramming as many of the new memes you've seen this week into one post in an attempt to feel better about the fact you just arrived here.

'Mirin threads are a staple on this board.

>Nicaraguan Cigar Trading forum
oh wow you gave Veeky Forums a meme name, how 'in' are you user? can we be as cool as you

what are you so ass-blasted about? are you the same deranged person who spammed the (now closed) woman-hating thread with walls of mumbo jumbo text?

>be me with my gf a club
>she is dancing in front of me looking at the stage
>really hot brunette with big tits, tiny waist and an awesome ass is looking straight at me
>i'm also staring at her
>my gf tells me she is going to get a beer and i tell her i'm going to the bathroom that is on the oposite way
>brunette follows me
>when i opened the door of the bathroom someone grabs my shoulder
>brunette hugs me and tell me that she wants me so bad
>idk what to do so i tell her i can't and i try to push her
>she grabs my hands and put on her tits and try to kiss me
>my gf get there and saw everything
>she leaves crying
>i go after her and after about 5 hours explaining everything she forgives me
>three months later i break up with gf to fuck brunette
>we dated for 2 weeks though

kek

kek/10

>be in the gym
>approach bench
>two cardio bunnies doing some dumb shit around it
>"hey guys, can I work out here?"
>one of them smirks at me and says "no"
>they both go to the side

W-were they flirting with me?

laughed.good work son

If you don't bring a 20 question quiz to a hooker you're just wasting your money desu

>Back in college, I used to take a walk around campus at night because it helped me sleep
>6'4", probably around 10-12% bf
>walk past a bar
>small herd of hippos grazing outside
>when I get closer, notice it's actually 3 black women
>"mmm, look at you"
>"hey baby, you into big girls?"
>no, not really
>"fuck u den"
>keep walking

Mildly uncomfortable

>Not having your hooker take a question pertaining to your entire personality before fucking it

Come on lads, you're throwing your money away.

>Her friend yells "she has a boyfriend!!"
Okay, so this is my sense of this bullshit. Girls with boyfriends/husbands are way more agressively trying to flirt for validation because they have a safety net. Thats my take on it. I recently had a coworkers wife trying to enlist me into having an affair + a few other chicks in committed relationships looking to hook up. Me being a /pol/ tard traditonalist and also sort of a beta pussy went along with the phone games not saying no because i hate rejection so i have empathy towards people who get rejected and dont want to do it myself..

Long and short of that is that i got drunk and revealed my powerlevel telling her she was aging like milk and women over 30 with kids have zero value.. lel, me and her husband are still cool though, he's 6'4 and a powerlifter for 10 years, basically a giant, and i'm 5'8 and bald.. Women are fucking trash.

You're a good man, my dude. Found out my ex gf was flirting with guys for the last two weeks of our relationship before she broke up with me for being "too different".

Now I make mad money working a government job and she's single and stuck in her college town because she didn't get picked up for graduate art school. (she likely never will). So suck it Nikki, you fat pig.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, she def flirted bc she thought she could do better, but she broke up with me and it seemed like she lost a lot of her "game" with guys, bc last I heard she hasn't been doing too well for herself.

Women are terrible, desu.

I try to be good like that, but declining pussy takes a fucking toll, dude.. And this chick was fucking cool to talk with also. I'd probably date her and take her shit kids if it wasnt for this situation. She backed me into a corner and i let her have both barrels and peppered her with redpills. But she married that dude in september last year..

She claims i fucked her at a party there last christmas, but i dont remember shit. And the husband says she's a chronic liar, so that might just a way to rope me into her bullshit. She said she loved me an all kinds of nonsense, just trying to feed my ego.. But i'm a fucking wreck and instantly mistrust anyone giving me a compliment. My dick isnt happy about it though. I lift to get a retarded 19 year old, and then fuck her mom.

>I lift to get a retarded 19 year old, and then fuck her mom.
Literally nothing wrong with that, user

my sides are in origae-6

From a while ago:

>at club with friends
>go to the bar to grab a drink, friends are off standing in a circle a little ways away
>feel a hand start rubbing my back
>look to my right and a girl slides up beside me and is rubbing my back

Decent looking but was early in the night and I wasn't very drunk so decided to just go keep hanging with friends and leave her

Another:

>at dance bar
>go outside to have a smoke, sit on a little concrete step
>girl follows me outside and sits next to me, asking for a cigarette
>we're smoking and she says "I don't usually say stuff like this, but can I be honest?"
>"sure"
>"you're really hot, we should hang some time."
>"okay sure, let me get your number"

Texted her later to come over when we left the bar... she asked what my name was again, I told her and she never responded. I was confused for a bit until I found out she's good friends with another girl I hooked up with who's a bit crazy.

Not even really Veeky Forums, just tall and relatively handsome

Here is a freepill.. Girls do what their friends tell them to do. Every girlfriend circle you run into is a fucking cult. You can be 11/10 and if you got outstanding warrants with the boss bitch, non of her friends will be fucking you.

>bloody type
for fooks sake innit i've had it with you git bastards and your bloody type down here innit!

aren't you a little old to be writing imaginary stories user?

>"look at you on your little bike"

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS, BITCH

idk why but this made me laugh, good job user

women always want to "marry up". in this scenario you have to consider not only the girl with the boyfriend but also her friend shouting that fact out.

they're competing for user. the girl with the boyfriend thinks user is better than her chump boyfriend so she flirts with him. her friend thinks user is better than which ever seat on the cock carousel she was last on so she throws this curve ball in order to shame her friend and thereby secure user for herself.

wrong

at the club its good to have a few girls interested in you at once.

that tattoo is fucking amazing

kek, I know that. There are some exceptions, though. I had a thing for a few months with one chick my freshman year and I guess she and her friends were at dinner talking about guys they didn't want the others to hook up with... This chick only said me. Hooked up with her friend a couple weeks later anyways. W/e.

>in bed with one girl
>"God user, you're so hot"

>another, in bed
>"jeez you could get any girl you wanted"

>another, in bed
>"wow you have big arms... I want you to fuck me so bad"

Idk if bed compliments count though

I'm not sure if this one qualifies as a mirin' story
>at a bar, been dancing with buddies for a bit
>look over to bar area, see a qt I hooked up with a few months ago
>walk over to her, start making conversation
>put arm around her, about to ask bartender for a couple drinks for us
>out of nowhere "so when are we going back to your place?"

whew, wasn't expecting it to be that easy

>wrong
Not that user, but from what I've seen that seems entirely true.

>Doing sheiko, 3 plate squats for reps
>thick blonde powerlifting girl in gym comes up and asks me if I compete
>we talk about squats, technique, competing
>also asked her about her maxes.
>turns out I only outweigh her by 3 kg (we are the same height at around 170 cm)
>I'm at 78, she's lower body powerlfiting booty thick at 75 kg.
>I say no way you are 75 kg and we have a little laugh about it
>she asks me about my max on squat
>tell her 4 plates for a triple
>she is impressed
>continue talking a little more before she says she won't distrub me during my sets (was doing warm up for DL)
>imagine life together

A GIRL came to me (manlet, dyel sub 400 wilks) and initiates a convo.
>mfw nobody should be impressed by my stats
>mfw chasing the horizon
>mfw now I have to acknowledge her existence in gym and i'm an autist if I talk about anything outside powerlifting

>talk about lifting
>then talk about diet
>talk about food
>now ask her out for a nice dinner
Thst was complicated heh

Talking to people, especially grills isn't that complicated, you just have to learn how to steer a conversation without making it obvious. What works pretty well if you know how to do it without straight up stopping the conversation to change gears everytime you wanna move to another topic.

Also don't talk for too long, you are at the gym after all. And don't seem too eager, women can smell that shit a mile away.

Good luck user, I believe in you.

>BJJ this week
>drilling closed guard sweep
>inside friend's closed guard
>he has to get his arm across my back and hook my armpit
>can't reach it
>"Dude wtf, I never realized your back was this wide."
>he forgot to say no homo
>sit on his face during sparring

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

This tattoo get better the longer you look at it.

>wrong
Grow up.....

You are such a faggot. What the fuck would this board consist of if not for threads like this? Fitness AND RELATED. This is the fucking goal of every single turd on this board. So please go shove your dad's dildo up your stretched asshole and fuck right off.

Hello , reddit

>and post number

kek

Blog it.

Actual fitness related topics? You can go back to /soc/ and reddit you faggot.

Here's a (You)

>Out at a bar with my roomie
>I'm a rugby player 6'1" 200 lbs and he's a former college football player 6'4" 230 lbs.
>both wearing cowboy boots so we're an inch or two taller
>great cover band is playing, so I'm dancing and enjoying myself
>go back to get another drink
>2 girls approach us and 1 says "you guys know you're really good looking, right?"
>we're kinda taken aback by the directness
>they say "omg they know! hehehe"
>we try to keep talking to them, but they play all coy and keep skittering off to their friends as if they weren't the ones to approach us.
>still felt good to be hit on

>wearing cowboy boots

>going to the gap to buy a belt
>at red light
>van next to me, notice passanger moving around waving and look
>its some teenage girl blowing kisses at me
>look confused and cock my head to the side
>she starts laughing and rolls her window down and screams "oh my god youre adorable"
>van door swings open and its three more girls in the back and they are saying how cute I am and giggling

>another time, looking for something in the mall
>ask random old mexican lady is she knows the directions
>right after I ask her, she just says "my god youre handsome"

I dont know if they were being serious or just messing with me

Yeah, you're right. I was never a fan of them but I had to get some for a wedding. Big heels add a couple inches, so I'll wear them when I go out with my roommate cuz he's tall as shit and I don't want to look too tiny next to him.

Where they like 13 ?

I hate this. Fucking women freeze up when I talk to them and it kills the interaction for me. It's ok to be awkward but don't fucking go full sperg, you're not a clam and I'm not prying a pearl out of you

>at work
>manager says "hey stud muffin" and slaps me on the ass
>literally 15 years older than me
>literal sexual harassment
>flattered me enough to post on here

>the boss bitch

YASSS

SLAY QUEEN!

Could it be that this was just a fun thing to add? Like what guys would do?

how tall we talkin?

>at work, manager from another store comes to work with us
>normal interaction, nothing special or weird
>later that night get friend request
OK w/e we work at the same company
>immediately get message
>hey
You know you're in for a fun convo when it's all lowercase
>wait 10 minutes "Hey what's up?"
>immediately responds back with a picture of himself, nude from the waist up, making a "sex face" and toying his fat gut & belly button
>u like wat u see
>another picture pops up of his fat guy dong, all tiny and beaten to death
>screenshot
>block
>print
>take to corporate
>fired that faggot within a week

My work mire story, don't even feel bad

>Be me
>anti social
>School, lift, play video games and go to bed very day

>Ride bike home from gym
>Girls coming on scooter
>Honk at me from a distance
>Flexes with duckface
>I just do the fucking Dennis wave
>Cycle home

Why do I always feel so fucking awkward and shit. I liked being mired, but fuck, afterwards i feel like i acted like an autist

kek

Let him know you'd like to hang out after work for drinks.

check'd

Now you have to do it

Its a her.
If it were a him i wouldent be flattered

Kekd

Handled perfectly

>be me
>at bus stop
>qt3.14 is looking at my arms
>she's probably 16
>flexes a cep
>she giggles and i do too
>bus arrives
>pick her up to show her how strong i am
>badmove.jpg
>she screams her lungs out
>everyone on bus glares at me
>drop her on the curb then sprint away at full speed

I would be legit embarrassed and would have just ignored those cows

yes. duh.

...

>I'm fucking Siss, brau
top fucking kek

how many plates till they throw themselves at you?

>I didn't like them calling my bike little

>ivanka's plastic surgery face is starting to wear down
do not want

Hahahahahaha

honestly fuck these annoying bitches

dude wtf

>didn't like them calling my bike little

6'3"

they don't usually throw themselves at me, I've got friends who lift less and get more ass desu. They're in better shape than I am though, I've got some tub on me.

I bench about 275, squat 325 and DL ~415.

Man if theres one thing that pisses women off, its seeing the guy that they broke up with doing better than he was before. I've known lots of girls who fucked up by cheating on their bf, they break up, he does really well for himself, and they are so fucking bitter about it, yet still too stupid/prideful to realize they are the ones who fucked up.

> Be shopping for clothes.
> See a cool hoodie, want to try it on.
> Group of girls start walking by me as I take off my current hoodie to try it on.
> Just be in a t-shirt now.
> They literally stop mid conversation. Continue walking towards me.
> Hear nothing but 'ummm .... uhhh ....' filler words as they're walking by.
> Hear 'holy fuck' and 'yeahs' when they're past me.

I got mired at my uni by a random girl who I've never seen before (because I just stay in class all the time) and never seen since but I have an idea of which one is her class. What's the next step? she looked like a basic bitch but kinda cute and I'm extremely socially inadequate

> Be at college
> Sitting in study hall in the afternoon. It's dark outside because my city gets dark early in the winter.
> Study hall is made up of mostly a mix of glass and solar panels. They basically become mirrors when it's darker.
> See a cute classmate in the reflection. She's clearly staring at me but unaware I can see her in the window.
> See her bite her lips and rub her hips. She literally swaying her hips on her wheeled chair like she's riding dick.
> I eventually leave but as I'm packing I can see her be disappointed that I'm going.

Good god I've never seen such obvious body language before. Really made me feel good about myself.

...

Top fucking kek

I dunno man
Thats a pretty good analogy

Things that never happened: The Thread

>Actual fitness related topics
Most of the board is fph, cbt and "is my form okay on this?" and two of those would be not fitness related according to your definition.

Go be a bitter cuck over there.

Probably left you because you use words like bae. You stupid little dick bitch

>go to get a blazer tailored (fuck you OHP and my massive shoulders)
>tailor's shop is really small and filled with clothes
>in one corner there's a few mirrors and a small thing to stand on where he can measure you and across from it are two chairs
>says put it on and step up there and I'll be with you in just a moment
>putting it on
>two old fat black ladies walk in
>i step up on the thing and turn around and look at the one who is sitting down
>"OHH IM SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO THROW AT YOU OOHHH"
>laugh awkwardly as this girl hood (it's a bad area) fat black girl eyes me up while the other one pays the tailor for her son's/brother's hemmed prom pants
>tailor takes forever processing her credit card
>have to stand there pretending to fix my color and my sleeves while this BBB eyes me up

Im not sure what this face is supposed to convey

i sent pics of myself in cute panties (male) to a girl and she said she nutted to them

LOL

Well, I am trying to pry them open... but no one is pulling out