Tfw first zip of the day

>tfw first zip of the day
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why is Sam so unfunny?

>he thinks sam writes this material

sam ought stop "bulking" he keeps getting fatter and fatter

Watch enough of sam hyde and he becomes the only thing that is funny
I don't laugh at regular humor anymore he is my lifeline
I think im mentally damaged

>also dat form

you don't wanna know but soon you will

>6'7 probably weighs more than 210lbs
>can't bench 2pl8

sam pls

he's 5'7 ya dingus

Pretty sure he's closer to 300lbs than 200. He's pretty tall.

youtube.com/watch?v=yQn1CwMChGI
@0:31

i have a friend who saw him irl. he's not short lol

>sam is 6'7" and weighs 300 lbs
no

some of his stuff is p. funny

>Only time I've laughed in weeks is at Sam pretending to be a reanimated doll from a horror movie and laughing maniacally for 4 minutes
Is there any way to reset my humor? Even /r9k/'s post-absurdism rarely does it anymore

Where the fuck did you get this?

he specifically said they were custom made double weights so he was close to 400

pay attention next time

fuck off sam

Someone here probably owns Sams book right? Can someone post the REAL zippy water formula here?

That 6'4 big motherfucker can't even bench 2pl8?

there is a mde reddit post by sam about a year ago

Plz post link to that vid

Cut out all humor and then start off with small stuff, gradually leading to funnier things.

Watch dry stuff, then start with some stand up comedy of random people you don't know. Naturaally, that shit will be so unfunny that you'll find the next thing funny.

Then you keep testing out different things, until you eventually become numb again and the cycle restarts.

try to stop being such a faggot and see if that works

Give yourself a bowl cut.

you got a problem kid?

He's really hit and miss. Sometimes he's great, most of his stuff is pretty crap though.
He really seemed to have saved his best ideas for Adult Swim.

MDE have made some funny stuff, WP was good e.g. Most of their stuff is garbage though.

that's not the real recipe