Help my tinder game

Hey Veeky Forums.
I know a lot of you guys have amazing game. help an autist out?

I wanna bang this milf.

that's a bot m'sir

So what, do you want us to post sentences and then you copy them over?

Pretty much.

Say whatever you want it's gonna direct you to some sluts video site

Not gonna make it

Ok, so since you've taken the time to post this I'm assuming there's a massive timegap here, so you gotta cover that.
>sorry for the wait, I was a bit distracted by your photo
Then you gotta answer the question, something like
>haha, why were you hoping for someone younger?

It's real.
Her face isn't that great.

If not. I'll use that line on someone else.

Done.
Now we wait for her response. ;)


While we're doing that. Here is another message I got that day.

What do?

>Eyyy girl. Are you a chicken farmer? Cuz you know how to raise a cock.

I think that'll work.

What the fuck?

That is my mom

3 days ago ? wtf user

Some people have busy lives

Her face thrash, dont bother

Her body is f-fine..

Buh buh buh butterface buh buh butterface

Muh muh muh muh

ph-photoshop...

Holy shit just got her as swipe.
This is why I bought unlimited likes.

How do I initiate a 10/10?

"aaaayyyy bby"

I cringed

"Are you into olympic weightlifting ? Cause I'd love to see you clean and jerk. ?

post your profile OP

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

Make a thot ponder shit she ain't ever pondered!

Sweet. I think that'll definitely work.

pls no.
I want to be anonymous.

But I would say I am a 7/10.

Also wearing a Rolex and standing behind a random parked Ferrari helps.
;)

I'd just go ahead and open with "plz respond".

I messaged a match the other day after almost a week. She responded back but I'm too lazy and unmotivated to continue the conversation.

IMO, that actually seems funny ironically.
She'll probably get it. She'll probably think it's hilarious.

pretty sure this is a bot, dubs decides what I open with

Perhaps the heaviest things we lift are not our weights, but our feels.

Going to meet up with a girl from Tinder today. Met her a couple of times a few months ago then she vanished for a while but I found her again and just told her I want to come and see her again and after a bit of back and forth she gave in.

>pic not her but still a tinder babe so related

>you wanna see me flex a cep?

done

Post results. You may add lib some extra if you like, such as "pls respond".

"The free market alone cannot be relied upon to drive nor provide social or economic development; the invisible hand lacks both the competency and compassion to do so"

>opens with a 2yr old meme

So gay

would you Veeky Forums

No question. Off season female BBers are GOAT

What do I say lads

That's a man, so nope.

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meh I would have put more effort in if I didn't think it was a bot/scam.

She looks like a legit whore, bro.

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Why can't I find a genuine guy who doesn't only want me for sex?

WOuld have been better with snatch
>ayy girl u like Olympic weightlifting cus I wanna see ur snatch
That would be work better I think

>I want to be a stay at home mom.

Basically just saying she's too lazy to work and doesn't want to.

>b-but doing laundry and making food is a full-time job!

No, it really isn't. See: all the people with full-time jobs who do their laundry and prepare their food within minutes.

Whatever it takes

Ishygddt

>suck my tits
If could happen if she had more curves than a cardboard

This

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It'll be fresh for her/a bot.

Tell her you're sorry about her face and ask if the other teet is unoccupied because you're doing GOMAD.

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Holy shit tell me where are you getting such garbage people so i can avoid the app/site at all costs

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Okcupid

>mfw 3 days and STILL no matches even after just swiping right on everyone

What the fuck man
I recall olcupid being for people looking for a bf/gf
Not a bunch of braindead polysomethings
what the fuck

you must be hideous

probably. I think Im a solid 6 desu though.

White women are just the worst
I'd rather be single than date someone like that

conservative latina chicks are your best bet right now. White women really are trash tier, at least in america.

She brought a literal camera to the gym lol what a vain cunt. And thats not just any camera, its an Olympus EP series micro 4/3s with the default lens which isn't even good. She also has an outie... Fucking gross face and man shoulders. Pass.

Oh wait pic not her.
>Autism confirmed.

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This is so disgusting, even reading this thread makes me feel dirty.

She wants you

Westboro baptist church were right

shit i was at half mast just reading her username

Can you do a split on a dicc, ma?

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>haha
fucking loser

Veeky Forums isn't your personal army.

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Online dating been dead for at least 5 years now

7/10 lmao

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A woman ought to be a stay-at-home mom until at least her kids are in school. Preschool and daycare are too expensive and they treat the kids like shit. Ideally, a woman would stay at home until all kids are out of the house. Just make sure she isn't wasting time on internet and TV, and is actually domesticating and socializing the child and teaching life skills.

Obviously I'm not giving this a girl a pass for her single mother status, but her mind might be in the right place if someone can keep her in line. But that's just not something I would do.

as usual

>I'm a cunt I'm a cunt I'm a massive cunt