Hey Veeky Forums
What do you prefer ?
Workout or sex ?
Hey Veeky Forums
What do you prefer ?
Workout or sex ?
>implying I have a choice
post workout dirty sweat sex
>Workout or sex ?
>What do you prefer ?
you're saying it like we have a choice
Tiger is easily the most aesthetic animal.
Yeah but dont forget the lion and its mane
Lions are alpha but Siberian tiger is the real king
>tfw no tiger bro
ol m8 Bagheera is cool animal
>just a big cat
tru
Tiger fags get the fuck out of this thread.
This nigger would WREAK your little cuck cat and you know it
Fuck numales were a mistake
Anyway OP, workout then sex, then eat some meat. Be like the tiger.
Nigger, a tiger is stronger than a lion
>Post workout dirty sweat sex with the guy who's been doing squats so his ass is tight as fuaarrk in the gym showers
My dick can only get so hard
I like lions but a tiger would stretch any lion's asshole. They're significantly larger.
The lion is stillthe better fighter.
He's the pitbull of cats. He evolved for fighting more than hunting.
So is a shepherd than a pit.
Cant even rekt a butterfly
>king of the jungle
>lion
>all the DYEL animals
*blocks your path*
Siberian tiger weighs 200+ lbs more than a lion
So the lion has large neck protection while the tiger is slow as fuck?
You don't get the issue. The lion would just get in and kill him.
>b-but muh stats
Animal fights aren't fucking boxing matches. Jesus are you dumb. Next thing you'll tell me an armed trained soldier couldn't take out a fattie because muh weight advantage
pssst
nothing personal...kid
Say what you want a healthy adult tiger will wreck a lion in similar health
>vast majority of animals become human level sentient due to some atmospheric experiment gone wrong and a majority of them have mutated into basically furries
What animal would be your gymbro Veeky Forums
>this thread
>Siberian tiger has to fight other tigers
>lion shows up, significantly smaller, relying on some fur to save him
>tiger has that much fur around its whole body due to cold climate
Lion is fucked bro. Sorry.
>implying lions arent the niggers of the animal world
>doesn't raise kids, let momma do all the work
>lazy hunter
>let's other female members do all the hunting
>only participates in hunts when in group
>tell which animal is the real nigga
Since when do I have a choice between them?
kek
REKT
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>thinking that even lanklets are safe from tiger supremacy
German shepherd is the only animal worth having. He's not a pet he's a friend.
>work out
>fuck in shower
>get lunch after
I don't want to hear that
Octopus
2pbp
>meals over cigarette
plebs
Why are animals so fucking jacked in comparison to humans? I just don't get it.
Even gorillas and chimps are jacked in comparison to us, and their hormonal levels aren't off the charts, they barely have more testosterone than us.
seemed pretty even desu
also these niggers have hella wrestling game
Because we're designed to run large distances and thus kill the animals who break down from exhaustion
I'm sorry really. Lions are still cool. The best males literally just fuck and fight all day, and even though the females do most of the hunting, the males show up to help with the big prey like water buffalo or whatever.
Who's most aesthetic, tiger, roo, or naked chimp?
Also I'm a virgin, so I can't really answer the question properly.
Those are likely Bengal tigers, similar in size to lions. Siberian is way fucking bigger.
>implying vegetarians can take down the majestic cats
I mean silverback gorilla or kodiak grizzly would probably do the best at a powerlifting meet.
>the manlet of big cats
>mfw generic normie gorilla can outtotal Ray Williams easily
LIONFAGS BTFO
>A tiger called 'Gunga', which belonged to the King of Oude, killed thirty lions, and destroyed another after being transferred to a zoological garden in London.
>killed thirty lions, and destroyed another
>destroyed
en.m.wikipedia.org
lions are worst meme
>implying a 300 pound gorilla would be able to compete with a 1,800 pound bear
This motherfucker is the crazy, aggressive manlet Asian of the animal kingdom
>naked chimp
>posts bonobo
Do you even /an/?
mirin the high test testes though
Workout desu famalama
Leverages are way better. Powerlifting is based on relative strength to bodyweight.
Step up you fuccbois. Lions are the niggers of the cat world and tigers are slavs and pajeets in stripes.
Jaguars are where it's at. The most aesthetic cat of them all. Also the fittest and most versatile hunter.
>In 1857, an 18-month-old tiger at the Bromwich Zoo broke into the cage of an adult lion. The pair fought, and the young tiger ripped the lion's stomach. The lion died minutes later.
>lil babby tiger vs adult lion, and lion dies
At the Coney Island animal show in 1909, a performing lion attacked a chained tiger by leaping through the air, landing on the tiger's back. Though hampered by the heavy neck chain fastened to the iron bars of the arena, the tiger was more than a match for the lion and mangled it to death.
>chained tiger fucks up a lion after the lion jumps on its back
lions are literally dyel
Nah the honey badger is worse
Jaguars are badass but are really small. What's the weight of a male jag? 200lbs?
Lol a dog could fucking kill that boi
>adult humans, when Veeky Forums, can weigh more than an adult jaguar
jaguars are neato and pound for pound strong as fuck but tigers still shit on them
Sorry
>implying you're not just saying this because you like the car brand
Plus aren't jaguars catlets compared to lions and tigers? Maybe they're the asians of the cat world?
>1,800 pound bear
>1,800 pound
>pulling some number out of your ass because you're too lazy to google
Assuming you're talking about grizzlies, pic related.
Even polar bears, who are the largest species, are less than a thousand.
Maybe he means the european cave bear
>smoking
Not gonna make it bruh
not even filling out the shw class
South American, so feisty but small yes. Tiger is 3-4 times their weight.
Largest kodiak bear was 2,100 lbs
Honestly? Post workout feeling is better than sex
I like sex due to the intimacy though
>tfw got a fwb when i was looking for gf
oh well
the largest recorded polar bear was 2209 lbs. the largest male grizzlies can reach upwards of 1700lbs. maybe 1800 is a stretch, but 1700 is still much more than 300
If were going off of record size bears, then we have to include the 860lb gorilla.
>he was a manlet though
And since we're discussing humans we need to include the heaviest ever human, Jon Brower Minnoch at 1400lbs
Fuck off, this is a /fitan/ thread
We're discussing the outcome of a gorilla and bear fighting, no humans allowed
>that face
I bet that guy is a pussy whisperer
Not fighting. Powerlifting.
In that case, any ape destroys any bear because of
>thumbs
Yeah. Hence a gorilla being the actual best training partner.
>tfw you'll never have a based gorilla lifting bro
Lionfag here. This thread ruined my life.
they're just jealous they can't live the aesthetic lifestyle and have a harem of lioness to fuck everyday
it's ok friend, lions are still cool, they're just not as strong as tigers is all
My training partner is kinda gorilla looking. 5'9", 250, bald with a big head. If he was black I'd be set.
Sorry lionfag. Try liking tigers for a while.
Lions are so majestic though.
Until Chad Tigercock comes around and bullies them
Well, if a tiger showed up he'd kill the male and fuck his bitches, so don't talk shit.
Implying im not working out to get sex
I said I was sorry. No tears now, here's a majestic as fuck lion.
>powerlifter
>tfw have to wait in the cuck cage while Tiger Claw is fucking your wife
>tfw will never see lions as anything else than saved by locationers again
Damn tigers are such chads
>just a big cat
Then go into the wild and pet one. Maybe even play with its cubs. I'm sure it'll turn out fine...dumbass.
The hunting bit is flat out wrong user. Male lions do a fair bit of hunting, it's just that they're more ambush predators rather than cooperative hunters like female lions. The reason why we didn't know more about this is because do you really want to track through the African bush (where the vast majority of lions live) looking for ambush predators and their kills?
carnegiescience.edu
>Jaguars fags actually believe this
a cute bunny
>that pic
Holy shit raw redmeat for them gains?
>chad tigercock
>this thread
>sex or workout
>90+ posts about big cats
cats>gorillas
>Workout or sex ?
Why pick? That's what the steam room is for.
I'd probably want a bear-man spotting me.
If I had a gf or fwb I'd love to have sex after every workout. I'd just replace all my cardio with sex.
Also, tigers are the most aesthetic animals, objectively. That combination of deadliness and beauty is unmatched. Bears are stronger, for sure, but they don't have the striking markings or graceful movements that tigers have. A rhino, elephant, hippo, or a lucky bull might be able to fight off a tiger, but all of them are ugly gymcels compared to the tiger, the Chad of the animal kingdom.
>tfw you will never be a wild tiger with a range of a hundred miles to explore God's green earth freely and without fear, hunting all day and eating whatever you want, having hot, wild tiger sex with any females you come across in order to ensure the survival of your dying species
HOW CAN STRIPEY EVEN COMPETE???
Big cats workout (hunt, fight), fuck, and eat. They're the perfect role model.
there are multiple videos on yt of tigers trashing lions, even smaller female tigers destroying bigger male lions, tigers are faster and can strike with both front paws simultaniosuly which lion cannot, also those videos are of bengal tigers so it is easy to predict how quickly would a siberian wreck a lion...you fu.cking dumbass.
>niggers of the animal world
Lions are literally the only cat that doesn't have booty call one night stands to reproduce. They are the only cat to have a family social structure. The only organized cat is the nigger.