/femfit/

official thread jams
youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Im a guy btw

Cocks are enhanced clitorises anyways.

And men are enhanced women

bi men > thin straight men > gay men > thin women > fat men >>>>>>> fat women

>I hope /femfit/ is beach body ready?

Damn right. I have a bf this year, so I'm gonna get a cute bikini instead of a one-piece like I usually do.

A classic

Does looking like a walking beach ball count?

I lived in a very well run female house, but 2/3 of them were lesbians. Maybe it has to do with whether you like vaginas?

been a while since ive heard this one

>implying one piece are not more sexy

fucking roastie pleb

>no one piece revival
dumb faggot

I'm not an anime grill. You're overstating it.

Do any of you wax your bikini line at home or would it be safer to have it done at a salon?

yes, I am

where are you from?

>having sex with women

what are you a fucking faggot?

knock, knock who's there?
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it's me, wondering why you are not naked.

Same here, I've turned into a monster and I can't connect with women anymore on an emotional level

>tinder is not good

>mfw almost no one understood the reference

This board is shit.

>sex with women

what a fucking faggit

ahahaha look at this thirsty bitch trying to hook up on Veeky Forums

>cellulite
Well, I'm done for boys. Guess I can never wear a bathing suit again.

To be fair, those're old songs and/fit/ is obviously 19-20 yo

youtu.be/5Z5JsrO7378

For the newfags

>having sex with women
>making it

Pick one

damn i feel old

>I have a bf now so im gonna dress more slutty so ill get more attention.

This women are worthless, who allowed them to learn to read and write?

Just checked the date on the video it's 2009.. holy fuck time flies.
Yeah most of Veeky Forums were /babbys/ back then

>lesbians

Genetically have a chromosome disbalance and traces of a Y chromosome hence the lesbianism and their rationality.

Any XX woman is a complete shitshow psychopath.

I don't fucking understand you, if you have a man already why dress up as a whore?

Woah, women are disgusting.

those pussy muscles look strong as fuck. I have a newfound respect for women

Your tier list is agreeable at worst.

>not being an anime girl
what are you, a faggot?

so are there actual girls here or are everyone larping?

90% Larping

That explains why I never get replies whenever I ask questions.

How do I respect women but also call them thots

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN IN THIS THREAD
how many Gucci belts must I own before one of your kind will have sex with me?

>tfw can't lose those last 5lbs

Are they? I wanted to try a one piece this summer cause I always feel too exposed in a bikini, and I already know my friends are going to call me a prude.

I can be whatever you want me, baby

I own 2. Nobody gives a fuck. I only bought them because I was scooped up into the highschool age "gotta be dope" fake act bullshit. I still like owning them as a token from an age where I was an idiot. Spending $300+ on an ugly belt. Give me a break.

Shut yo clout-less weenie ass up

Genitali

Implying you know who understood the reference and who didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other vagina.

Stay hydrated and try cutting back on sodium.

>tfw not even a Franime girl on my good days

I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams

I understood that reference.

>trying to lose weight while on the rag

What exercises can I do to make my vagina tighter?

Men are more like deformed women.

go back in time and resist dick xFailure

when girls tense that area it feels like someone started jacking you off with a blood pressure testing device.

Uh- Oh, we've got a contamination leaks boys.
>>

My bf is perfect in every way except one; he is VERY into kinky sex. Not like "occasional light spanking or tie my wrists to the bed" kinky but "owns a riding crop, ball gag, under bed straps, butt plugs, cock rings, a Magic Wand, and leather blindfolds" kinky. Also he's into anal which, eww, no, plus ouchy.

He is loyal, funny, smart, tall, handsome, gets along great with my family and friends, we're both frugal and career minded. Both want 2-4 kids down the road. He is literal husbando mode.

I have offered to let him sleep with one other woman to fulfill his kinky side. Only one, and only to do kink. Did I dun goof, or am I ensuring his happiness? I hate the idea of him with another girl but I hate the idea of him being unsatisfied even more.

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No don't do that. It won't feel the same now that youre letting your husband and dream man sleep with another woman.

Meet him somewhere in the middle with his kinks because if there is no sexual satisfaction in a relationship it will end up not working and you'll only stay with him to raise your kids in an unhappy family.

In case this is b8, 11/10 I took it seriously. Top quality LARP

do any femanons here powerlift?

the one who piss

fuck off, no one cares what you think

wasted dubs

I lift for strength but I'm too new to lifting to compete or consider myself a powerlifter. One day.

I get really claustrophobic and hate feeling confined generally, so a ball gag and being strapped to a bed really are non starters. The butt plug would be a maybe but even then I'd feel like is just prelude to anal. I've tried that twice with other guys and it was awful (though granted I was younger, and they didn't care about me and didn't take their time to warm me up).

All that kink stuff he bought for us to try, and the anal is more of a strong interest/fantasy than something he's coming back to. I took his virginity whereas I had about a half dozen partners before him, so I feel like I owe him a chance to play "catch up."

I know it won't be the same if he sleeps with another woman for kink, but I really want our relationship to work, and I REALLY don't want to be tied down or put anything in my ass. Also most positions hurt me because of the angle and size of my vagina, so I'm sexually broken that way too :(

Yeet. I'm a sticc tho so I can barely DL like 120% bodyweight

discord.gg/f2tqE
powerlifting disc

If you got big ole tiddies. If ur flat, you have to go bikini to compete in the sluttiness arms race that is the female species.

im a girl. in the other /femfit/ there were a few of us.

>into anal
Your bf is Jewish and probably bisexual

once i started squatting, my bf said i felt tighter. so if you can take his word for it, squats. i also make sure to engage my core whenever i lift, which flexes the pelvic floor. i think that has helped too.

dont let him sleep with another girl, it will destroy your relationship unless its genuinely something you want to do. sexual compatibility is a big part of a relationship. you should re-evaluate if he really is "husband" mode or if he just checks off a bunch of checkmarks on a list that sounds good.

Just read you took his virginity. Sorry senpai he's full blown gay, that's why he has to all this freaky shit to get off.

im a girl. there were a few around in the other /femfit/

Took me a second

J.Crew has a bunch of one piece bathing suits that don't look granny or Asian schoolgirl-tier.

W-where does my benis go?

babygirl he is pornsick. basically, hes so used to getting off with porn that he cant feel as excited when it comes to regular sex. porn can always be escalated once the thrill of whatever you like watching starts to wear off. he's expecting that real sex is this way too.

have a conversation with him. if you're open and willing to try some new things, explore them together, but don't feel like you have to give a him kink.[com] worthy sexual performance. sex should be about BOTH of you feeling good, not about you trying to fulfill his every porn-enhanced desire to your own detriment.

you said you're his first. he doesn't know what sex is like in the real world yet. he doesn't have experience with enough people to be able to gauge what is 'normal'. he doesn't understand the difference between porn and reality. explore together within your boundaries and see where you go from there.

Prime example why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Women's suffrage was a mistake. You're too dumb.

almost. i have 10 more pounds to lose before i hit the point where i feel hot in a bikini.

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I don't care if he's bi. He's perfect in every other way. Also, his family is Catholic with a very Irish last name so probably not Jewish. Also don't care if he's Jewish.

All any of us are is simply the summation of our check marks. Being a woman has taught me that.

It would be really, REALLY hard for me to accept being tied down, blindfolded, and gagged with a butt plug in and a Wand on my twat. Try to empathize.

Our sex life is 100% fulfilling for me. I'm far from asexual but don't have a super high libido. I know what works for me. Missionary plus touching myself or 69 (he's amazing with his mouth) get me off close to 100% of the time. Anything else is hit or miss, usually miss. I want him to be able to explore beyond that though. But it's hard to imagine him with another girl.

It doesn't matter what's you agree to, he's going to be hitting up a whole string of male prostitutes while "working late".

>>I'm conflicted about a seemingly great situation that has one glaring flaw, so I'm giving my course of action time and consideration before impulsively acting in a way that could ruin everything down the road.
>>Can't into political discourse.

K.

I have become aware of cuckquean porn. Hot I guess, but I wouldn't want to watch him I don't think. Also, he'd be fucking other women, not getting them pregnant and expecting me to take care of them. So not really cuck.

Your bf is a freak a mentally ill retard and you call him perfect.

That's because you're a stupid woman.

>All any of us are is simply the summation of our check marks. Being a woman has taught me that.

get off this board, it's poisoning you.

you don't h a v e to watch

>t would be really, REALLY hard for me to accept being tied down, blindfolded, and gagged with a butt plug in and a Wand on my twat. Try to empathize.

thats why i said explore WITHIN your boundaries. maybe try positions where he feels more dominant, or play with him holding your hands above your head. or anything you might like, idk. the point is, you should enjoy everything sexual you guys do so dont feel pressured to do things that you dont.

So what program is everyone doing? I usually do an upper/lower split but I just moved closer to my gym so getting there 5/6 days a week is more feasible. Any suggestions for a split? I'm looking at Jamie Eason's Livefit. It looks good but I think I'm gonna start on Phase 2, Phase 1 looks like it's for beginners. Anyone else try it/ any other program they'd recommend?

kek

Everyone knows, it's just that you're unfunny

Fuck off