How long without sex can you go before hookers are a valid option?

I've gone 18 years so far

I havent had sex (that i remember having) in a decade, dude. Being social at work is all that i have energy to do, i'm fucking spent after and have no interest in even talking to another human bean, least of all go through the hoops of trying to fuck a grill. That shit was exhausting back when i wasnt a depressed cunt with anxiety issues.

>No sex drive
This means you are an eventual genetic dead end. Your genes are not superior, if you pass this trait on eventually you or your progeny won't breed.

Sex raises your natural test levels, which therefore translates to more gains.
Personally I see a "way past her prime" prostitute once a week for 15mins only. She charges me 40$
My lifts have went up since I began doing this

>5 years and no hookers because I'm not a fucking degenerate. Have a gf now and that all changed
so what you're saying is your gf's a hooker? or you screw hookers behind her back?

I hope you give her the ol' lickeroo after so she doesnt steal your gains juice

>Veeky Forums preaching nofap nonstop
A guy literally has become Manhattan and has unclouded his mind from chubby gains gobblin cunts, and then your twat ass appears to grief his ass. I hope he atomizes you with his nofap superpowers bro. You fucking gook!

>found qt virginal gf
>still no sex after 4 months of dating

it's a double edged sword, brehs

>This means you are an eventual genetic dead end.
Who the fuck gives a shit if my genes are eradicated in an inevitable war, due to climate change or low sex drive.

I don't have to devote my life to female approval like most of Veeky Forums does, I can treat women like actual human beings because if I want to have sex with them or not is not a factor.

>fucking this 40 year old hooker put 10 lbs on my deadlift
You dont have to be Sigmund fucking Freud to realize whats going on here.
You subconciously want to impress someone because you're looking for positive feedback from a romantic partner, you dont have one, so you buy a skank each week hoping she'll mire you. Unfuck your degenerate ass.

Day 7 of /nosex/ and I feel ascended.

My body feels more energized, I have more brainpower. My lifts have gone up. My senses have improved. I've never felt better. My sexual desire infection has disappeared.

When will you ascend?

Lol hell no, I've never understood dudes that licked hoes.
It's literally like this:
>enter her appartment
>"hi how are you doing!" /kiss on cheeks/hand her 40$
>she takes my pants off and blows my flacid dick for like 3 minutes until I'm hard
>she puts a condom on it, lays on the couch and spread her legs
>I slide in and just go as hard/fast as possible so I cum quickly
>I take the rubber off, put my pants back up (don't even remove my shoes or nothing) and tell her "see you next week babe!"

Last time I had sex was in 2005.

> I have no sex drive
if you don't have this you don't have anything at all. You can't accomplish shit.

> genetically superior
OLOLLOL

>you buy a skank each week hoping she'll mire you

Lmao are you a butthurt woman or virgin? I can't really tell

I reckon if I went a year I'd get a prostitute, since first having sex I don't think I've gone longer than 2 months

If Dr Manhattan is clairvoyant and therefore can see the every single strand of the future and knows the meaninglessness of everything, why did he go to nam and kill gooks for the US and A

>if you don't have this you don't have anything at all. You can't accomplish shit.
>I live for nothing but female approval
(You)

>tfw 1,5 months of /nofapandsex/
The feelings will fade, it is the temporary test boost that speaks out of you.
Ascension comes much later. Apotheosis takes time. Man will search a thousand years, though he only has one life, but will somehow reach eternity.

27 years

He saw it as the best of paths? It gave him opportunities to do things and influence people that he couldn't have otherwise?

Not even sexless but would consider hiring a prostitute just for fun desu. Maybe a big tit asian because I've got a thing for those

He either really hates asians or really likes killing.
Or both.

I was 11 back in 05 and since then (22 now) I've probably gotten laid more times that you.

20 years here.

Its a meme you dip. Its good to see youre supporting your mum financially though.

u ok m8? dont hurt urself ur family love u

This question is good enough to derail this shit thread.

Killing gooks was that times Trump timeline, is my guess. Fucking MAGA.

/nofap/ is a fraud and will severely damage your mind. 40+ days of nofap (cause jail) caused me to have dreams about obese women. As nofap progressed, my dreams became increasingly disgusting and the women in them uglier and fatter.

You literally hypnotize yourself into cuckdom, or banish yourself into an obesity fetish if you keep it up. Nofap needs to be done like fasting, if you go to long you fuck something up. Also, that first fap of the day when you finally break.. It'll fuck your eurethra up for atleast an hour (which will feel like a lifetime).

My record is over a year and I never had this problem, you're just a degenerate.

How would it take 3 minutes to get hard from a blowjob? I get hard if a grill touches my arm enough during a conversation.

>nofap for a year
You'd be on mars you fucking liar.

>it's a meme
It's not a meme that being sexually active increases test you virgin autist. It was researched with blood tests and also with a group that would only masturbate; their test didnt increase

went close to 3 years once. never once considered paying for it.

without the thrill of playing the game, of winning, it's almost meaningless.

>It's not a meme that being sexually active increases test you virgin autist. It was researched with blood tests and also with a group that would only masturbate; their test didnt increase

Then what is the actual science. If ejaculating isnt increasing test, is it the fucking humping, because some fucking weebs do that with pillows, and i doubt its that.

My guess is thats its like hunting Mammoths in a video game vs hunting Mammoths for real. It does something with the chemicals in the brain. And to further that, i would think the first date with a new girl increases more test than the second etc. Caveman DNA like egg chef Rogan would say.

> its not a meme

'The old lickeroo' is a meme, newfag. Nowhere did I mention sex increasing or decreasing test. Maybe you should actually read your (You)s before sperging out hardcore.

>being such a self-indulgent and weak-willed degenerate you literally can't believe someone can go over 365 days without masturbating

Blowjobs feel MUCH better after 3-4 days of nofap/sex

1 week i'd say.

I'm considering going to a Chinese massage parlor, is it worth it?

I've had (you's) by scooby, supermang, tiny and based Julius. Don't tell me what's a meme and what's not you dipshit

...

>will never pass his genetics to future generations
>calls others genetically inferior

I'm almost 22 and still a virgin

Veeky Forums has finally come to this. A place where a feller will brag about not masturbating for a year.

needs to be shipped off, its supposed to be containment, but that shit aint working anymore. They are, ironically, bullying the rest of the boards to some form of retard Sharia.

And you, user-kun, once you finally stop hovering in mid air, deassembling Tanks, your fucking dick will melt once you fap.. That shit is painful as fuuuvaaark.

it's always a valid option, 1day or 10 years there is no difference. I would still advice you to find a girlfriend, but if you are horny now, do a hooker.

You have two options

A. Get a hooker
B. Fuck a fat chick at a party or club

Either way, your first time is going to suck and you will feel empty afterwards
But you NEED to get that burden off your chest, man

Just get it done
You can focus on life after

>not being biologically asexual

Say what you wan't about escorts, most of them are actually ok to talk to and genuinely like to fuck. Plus you don't have to deal with any of the pretentious self-righteousness u get with girls u see at work or in school.

>tfw here lately I have been imagining myself as another man while I fuck my gf so I can get off

Help Veeky Forums whats wrong with me?

Bullshit.

If you're drunk you can fuck like a fucking champ while virgo. Sport fucking someone new if you're not 8/10 will fuck with your head if you're not too retarded to have confidence issues, so either get a FWB way below you, or a GF. Casul sex is a jew trick, getting a gf that will tease you about premature ejaculation and you'll find it funny is where its at.

And... Being in a commited relationship brings girls to the yard, you can trade up like a motherfucker if you're an asshole.

Next year I'll be making $20 an hour and be debtless. I just have more important things on my mind.
I hate alcohol and parties

You mean imagining that you're a different person? Do you feel guilty or invalid?

didn't sleep with anyone since i broke up with my hs gf. that was 7 years ago :( i like to think i don't crave a sexual partner, but i know im just lying to myself.

> me telling you about tripfags replying to me on an anonymous tibetan throat singing forum makes me somebody! Respect muh authoritah!

Watch out mate, if youre not careful youll cut someone with that edge

I went 22 years without any sexual contact. I did kiss some girls though. But at 22 I decided to spend money on some hookers because I figured I could use a confidence/expierence boost. So I went to the red light district a couple of times, each time pretty drunk.

Don't do it people. Sex with a hooker is sterile as fuck. Not very different from masturbation

Yeah. Like basically I imagine its not me fucking my girlfriend, but another guy. I dont really feel invalid or guilty. But it is weird...

>been fucking hookers for the past five years
>Lost vcard to a hooker
>First kiss stolen by a hooker
>have been sexually assaulted by a hooker (she tried to make me eat her out)

Its a lonely world. Cant even talk about my experiences with my few friends because im sure they will know ive been fucking hookers due to me never having a gf or any female friends.

Is it like a cuck thing? I mean that without any kind of insult. Or is it just imagining the kind of person you want to be?

Kind of yeah...

>I hate alcohol and parties
Do you hate drunk chicks?
i do realize the weirdo consent laws nowadays, but just background check that its not a feminist.
I hate drunk people when im sober, but you'll never get hit on harder than being sober at a party with drunk chicks. Cope with your annnoyance.

Since I first had sex, my longest dry spell was like 2 or 3 years.

Didn't end it with a hooker though.

i went 18 years

Drunk girls are annoying as fuck. I know it's a terrible thing to do if I want to get laid but I don't care. I was raised by a bunch of abusive alcoholic fucks and just the sight of them makes me aggressive. I'm sure I'll find someone once the money starts coming in. All those memes about money are right, right?

Assuming you don't want to be a cuck, have you tried just imagining a better version of yourself?

Idk. I mean I dont think negatively of myaelf... honestly sometimes I think watching hee fuck another guy would be hot, idk if I could handle that after the fact.

>All those memes about money are right, right?
Yes and no.
You'll get a chick, but she wont work and she'll be at home greeting you angrily at the door every fucking day, Its like getting a dog that bites you in the dick every time you open the door.

Finding love after 22 is the real meme....

>mfw browsing through escort website

Theres too many and they all look good.
I guess hookers aren't my thing

AYYY WHATS UP MY DALLAS NIGGA?!

I'd be careful if I were you. A lot of those whores are actually cops.

Cop girls are hot, no worries there

go on backpage and you'll see the real hookers

Is fucking a fat girl worth it if you're a virgin? I feel like fucking a fat chick would feel good, ya know? Like fucking that T H I C C pussy and just laying on here soft body after busting a huge load sounds fun.

I am I right, or have I just been watching too much chubby porn?

I'm worried fat girls won't even get me hard. Fat girls are disgusting

>A lot of those whores are actually cops
Even the ones that have a few reviews?
Fuck why can't i exchange a bit of money for easy sex

7.5 months before me and my gf had sex. She's pure so it's been worth the wait. 3 years together so far and going strong.

>yfw I don't even lift

I haven't had sex since I was 17 and that was 3 and a half years ago

It doesn't matter how Veeky Forums you get. If you are poor, dont have a car or license and live in your moms basement no girl will sleep with you

I need to get my shit together, man ;_;

Lifting for 1.5 years.

IM DA JOKAH BABEH

>don't have a car
What? Do Americans actually think this way?

What the fuck do cars have to do with anything

I've been able to seal the deal with plenty of girls on the first date going back to their place or the car. (Yes I'm aware these are huge sluts)

Step up your lying game bro

>treating women like human beings

What happened to Veeky Forums

I'm not going to explain cultural differences between The West and Europe

Yes. Most people here have cars since they turn 18 and most women wont waste time with you if you can't afford a decent vehicle to take them out in. Especially in a major city where every Chad has a Mercedes, Bmw, Lexus, etc

You are probably better looking and/or have more money than me. I don't actively pursue women either.

>don't actively pursue women

I mean there's your real answer it has nothing to do with money, car, who you with etc.

If you're not casting lines you're not going to catch any fish.

>Being a slave of your sex drive
I'm lmaoing at you're life son

>Having such low testosterone

I'm jealous dude. I wish had I didn't have a sex drive to cloud my thinking.

Story time? Want to know about stolen kiss and trying to have you eat her out. Why would someone pay to put their mouth in a public toilet?

>tfw you hit 1/2/3/4 years ago and are still alone in cocoon mode

>strong enough to 1/2/3/4
>still to weak to break out of cocoon
JUST

I haven't had any sexual contact since I think August of last year. I've also stopped caring about it ever since I started watching copious amounts of anime. I'm certain the two are related.

porn damaged friendo, you need the voyeurism to get off. Detox off the porn.