Tell me about your most autistic moments

Tell me about your most autistic moments

one time i was doing HIIT at ten o clock at night and a group of girls walking past shouted at me, "having a nice run?!"

i thought my earbuds were still in but they fell out cuz of the hard running, so id have a free pass to ignore them, but i just looked retarded

fuck those roasties, they shouldnt interrupt a working man

>Go to gym late at night because I don't like working in with people or looking at them
>Usually work out with maybe 5-6 others in the entire space
>Go to gym
>There's at least 20-30 people in there
>Autism immediately hits
>Can't just walk out or I seem beta
>Go to the bathroom
>Lock the door and wait until I am sure everybody who was in the gym when I entered is gone
>End up sitting on the floor of a 3x7 room for two and half hours
>Walk out
>Too tired to workout
>Go home

REEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING AT MY GYM AT 11PM!??!

GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING NERDS

>sit at a table
>leave a chair between me and a girl
>couple of months later find out she likes me but thought I hated her
guess I deserved it

hahahahaha holy fuck you're actually autistic aren't you

What is wrong man?

>someone is doing sets at a rack I want to workout in
>just sit there and stand at them
>they look increasingly more nervous as I just stare
>they finish their sets and walk off

Works like a charm.

I am diagnosed with high-functioning autism. How highly functional am I? Enough.

One on one conversations I do just fine. I'm a good public speaker, I'm a manager in my day job and good at dealing with people.

Strangers which I have no investment in just freak me out.

>disdain girl
>she will like you for it
Thats the secret

Ahhh

You have no identity outside of work and what you do

You can change that, the people in public don't really care anyway, we're all nervous

One time a girl tried to talk to me, but I panicked and started walking away. She walked faster to try and keep up, but I power walked faster and faster until she couldn't keep Pace (6'5" master race).

Correct. I am what my task needs me to be.

Well I'm the same and I fucking hate it

Crippling anxiety in public, but nobody knows who I am...

At work, in the office I'm a god or so I thought they don't give a fuck either...

>kek
>talked to a psychologist and he is like your identity is out of wack with who you are and the masks/roles you put on

Could be schizoid personality disorder.

If you ever feel like you're not actually living your own life just kind of observing it from behind your own eyes while something else does everything for you, definitely bring it up to your psych.

I was practising on the park's childrens and elderly Asian womens exercise machine. Some proper excercisers were there exercising and had stopped to watch me on the park's childrens and elderly Asian womens exercise machine. I'd been working on these machines for a long time so I could do so many lifts that I could sail past looking like a dumbass, carry on through looking trim into seriously able to pull my weight.

It was quite an empty experience but I deserved the win.

Its been so long since I even flirted with a girl that I've forgotten all of my embarrassing moments. Is this a good thing? I can't even tell any more.

>having enough human contact to have autism moments

I don't have space to post my whole diary here

>go to gym in the afternoon instead of a.m. (big mistake)
>weights area is completely filled, decide to run until squat rack is open
>someone leaves, put my stuff underneath rack and walk away to wipe my face
>turn back and notice a chick by the weights keeps looking over and glaring at me
>start doing my thing and she walks over to the guy next to her and motions him to look over
>continue working on my laygs as she's obviously annoyed she can't squat behind her boyfriend while he's lifting weights
>finish up, some other guy immediately walks over and asks if he can use the rack and I tell him it's all his

Just fucking ask to use it instead of having a staring contest with me reeeeee

>Talking to a grill at coffee bar bout books
>she tells me she lives upstairs
>she tells me she'll run and fetch me a book to borrow
>she tells me she'll give me her number to return the book
>she's a writer
>she writes dark comedies
>motherfucker that's my life
>I tell her I was raised by a murderer
>I tell her I break into abandoned buildings for fun
>she flees

>be me
>hanging with friends
>hot summer day, just got out of gym, tight t shirt, pumped as fuark
>user why do you wear shirts 3 sizes to small? asks dyel manlet
>before I can think of witty comeback girl says "look at him, Hes jacked!"
>she looks me in the eyes for a response
>can only half smile as visions of zyzz cover my mind
>she walks away
Did I make it bros?

this desu

>talking to female classmate
>Facing each other like 3 feet away
>Dont look at her tits
>Dont look at her tits
>Dont look at her tits
>Accidentally look at her tits for a half second
>JUST
Nursing school will be my waterloo lads

I've been there at school, it is a tough one man

>I've been there in meetings
>When i was in uni
>Even interviews with clients and meeting other people
>WHERE do you look when your tits are hanging out!!!!

Same user as this

>flirting with qt a mutual friend set up
>good chemistry, but haven't met IRL still
>"So do you want to hang out?"
>"hahaha ok user I'm going to the beach friday with anonette if you wanna come :))"
>obviously I agree
>Friday comes
>friend, lets call him German Bro has to go back home on Saturday and reminds me of plans to hang out and celebrate I made about a month ago
>think I can make this work, just hang our with qt for a bit then chill with German Bro
>work calls "user where the fuck are you?"
>realize I work shitty shift hours at a retail place and I was scheduled tonight
>fake an injury that I hurt my back squatting
>normie manager believes it but is seething and I almost get fired
>stressed out at this point
>crazy paranoid a colleague will see me out on the town
>hang with German Bro
>peer pressured into chots
>all fucked up, an hour later qt texts "user I'm at the beach.."
>fuck
>try to salvage it but am too scared to hang out with her and too pussy to call off the date
>"Im at the bar if you wanna come"
>"Im going home user. Its a no."
>wake up next day realizing what I did
>think of texting her sorry and rebuilding the spark
>too pussy
>this was a week ago
>still think about texting her
>kissless virgin at 21 reporting in

When will my suffering end?

Man I wish I was good at public speaking, shit freaks me the fuck out

what?

That's alpha bro, fuck it.

Just happened recently...
>Get on bus, tap on Go Card.
>As i'm leaving bus, tap off
>Red beep, tap again
>Already off bus at this point
>brain clicks, tap the box
>Try to jump back on bus as doors are closing
>Get stuck in doors as the driver is screaming at me
>releases doors, and i tap again
>Red beep again, too late this time
>Walk away as bus full of people laugh at me
>Max social anxiety and full retard mode in one...

wtf are you saying?

>Girls try talking to me in the gym
>Headphones in ignoring them
>I'm fat and focused on my own life
>Not interested in talking to roasties
>I'm lying to myself btw, scared of conversation with strangers since its my defense mode
>They can't hate me since I hate them...

>> standing in line at grocery store

>> Two qt looking girls standing behind me

>> I have headphones in but took them out when it was my turn at the register

>> Girl says "Whoa, that's a lot of chicken. You must be a weight lifter"

>> Other girl says "Yeah he is. Look at those arms"

>> I said "Yeah I love it but eating chicken all the time gets old after a week"

>> Girl says "I'll teach you to cook if you get me in shape haha"

>> I said "hahaha yeah" then I clammed up and put my headphones in and walked away.

Oh and I forgot the bag with all the chicken and had to go back to the store once I got home. I swear I'm not usually like this.