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Are you a virgin?

Oh, it's the continuation of that "virgin walk" pic. I swear, you guys make even better stories than Hollywood writers.

No and this is all normie tier shit. Most normies do all internet related shit on their phone and rarely use a computer recreationally.

Chan edit waiting room.

Is there a chad version of this one yet? The walking one cracks me up desu senpai

Nope lost it last november...at age 26, late bloomer but whatever.

someone should make a whole series on this

how is this fit related?
btw
being a virgin is fine if you are like 14 or 15 like most posters here,
I lost my virginity with 16, I was a latebloomer.

Lost mine at 17

what is the cut off? 20?

this is inaccurate, i can't stand doing shit on my phone. i need my mouse and two monitors to fap and watch sick frag videos at the same time.

Weak bait
Fuck you

I'm a 25 year old virgin.

I lost my virginity at 20.

lost mine a month ago Veeky Forums
have i made it?

you don't feel very different, do you?

I have been lifting since 15, I'm 22 and still a khv

get on my level

This meme is pretty ebin

Lost virginity at a young age. I was abused by women the neighbors/baby sitters and I developed an unhealthy attraction to older women. It has caused me issues in life and I am still single and don't date..I turn 29 recently and all I can think of is when will I move on with life and find a girl my age. Being loved that way from a young age forced me to be dependant to women. Every relationship I've had failed and I am a fuck up

I do all of these but am not a virgin. I guess I'm a normie.

no dude. lost it at 18 to some huge sloot at my friend's house party. Great time.

>has never had felt the warm of another woman

please por moar

Same I lost mine at 15-16 if you haven't gotten laid by 19 you need to just buy a hooker so girls don't think your a weirdo for not knowing what to do during sex

Yeah.
My next big chance to ditch the v-card is a rave in August but I'll be 24 by then.

Lost it at 19 to a girl i loved, pretty happy for that.
Afterwards have had sex with 4 different girls and 21 now.

Right now no gf no friends and pretty much no social contact other than family. Feeling pretty shit.

I lost my virginity at 29 and 51 weeks I wish I was kidding

AMA

you almost became a wizard you mong

>throwing away your chance at wizard powers
You done fucked up

This is good shit

>letting your magic powers get stolen by a succubus
Weren't you at all suspicious that it happened with only one week left? You poor bastard.

turns out I prefer pussy over invisibility.

>reposting ms paint autism

If any of you guys do this then you need to bench 457 without a spotter and crush your fucking larynxes. Goddamn I share this board with the worst backwards fuckheads imaginable. "Hurr women are the reason I can't get laid" more like you spending 16 hours on the internet drawing like a 5 year old girl is the reason; it's women's fault you can't even order pizza without writing a script first

Fuck you and fuck Veeky Forums

What did you do?

Probably happened with 1 week left because I really wanted to avoid becoming a wizard. Feels like a lifetime deal

However I will always be left wondering what could have been..

Saw this last night while virgin resting, don't have a Chad rest tho

I put my penis in a vagina

Yes

Not a fan of the girls in my country.

>not wearing Chad

Chad needs to have his feet up on the seat in front. Maybe on woman's head. How did author not think of this seriously.

Also crazy frog ringtone

Also dumps his trash in the aisle

Also pants unzipped and flaccid cock just hanging out to release pheremones

Chad would never go to a movie theater alone.

caring this much about fashion shies is the gayest shit

These memes are kino

These memes are making fun of virgins to the point it becomes utterly ridiculous, thus hitting new levels of irony. It is funny you faggot. Also any virgin (You) getting offended by this does not deserve to ever get laid

I also have this one but it's not draw as good so I took the other one

it had to be 9% didn't it

I'm 19 been lifting since 15 as well, almost on that level senpai

Here u go

>wearing pants
not real chad

these are pure gold

I keked hard

Of course, we're not Jewish pedophiles with and agenda for destruction
>you guys
You have to go back

I lost it at the beginning of this year at 20. I regret it, should have lost it to someone I loved. Oh well.

yes, almost a wizard

explain

>Same I lost mine at 15-16
How very unsuspicious you don't remember your exact age

I lost it to a drunken one night stand at a wedding when I was 17. She was 25.

>brings extra CO2
Fucking fanrastic

Was she the bride?

I had a gf once when I was a teen, she was a grade higher and we did it her last summer, we stopped talking bc she hit the bottle hard in college

I checked up on her Twitter and she's a party whore now.... Don't know how to feel about that

Lost my virginity when I was 16 to my athletic girlfriend (she was 18 at the time) and have fucked like at least once every week since then.

Who else /16/ here?

>Crippling depression rest

FTFY

enjoy your ban virgin

enjoy your ban

Met a girl on Tinder. Afterwards I felt empty. Sex was purely just a sensation, there was no love or passion. I wasn't even really attracted to this woman.

GET OVER HERE MODS

>That
> virgin

Literally everybody does this.

am I the only one who can fall instantly in love with literally any woman?
I kiss a girl once when going out and I can't forget her for a couple of days for no reason. happened several times

yesdyesd

i like it

Hey man, I hope shit gets better for you. You should consider dating chicks a bit younger than you, don't focus so heavily on people "your age". Find someone who makes you happy, user.

No

I'm 2/3s of the way to wizardry, why should I stop now?

I could be your mommy OwO

>tfw pretty girl says hi to me and I imagine our life together

moi

No, I am exactly the same way but with guys. And i get autistic as fuck and fuck everything up and am TERRIBLE with guys. Which is ass backwards. Girls are easy, but I don't want girls. I want a bf ;~;

I was 16.

But it has been a while ;_;

That's pretty common dude.

Yeah it is. Still, why can't I hold all these feels. Girl I was talking to just ended things, had me real down. Yet a very pretty girl said hi to me today, immediately fell in love with her.

>always chooses the middle of a row of chairs

nah virgins sit on the edge so that they have only one person that can bother them and to be as further away from the center of attention as possible.

sit on the end*

Yeah I done the same

To a hooker

its turned me off sex forever now

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

wait is this a problem?

How do I fix virgin walk guys?

Go for the pretty girl man.

Have you had sex other than with the hooker?

SS+GOMAD

3 other hookers and one other person

i felt disgusted every single time

No emotional connection with that one other person?

No she told me her sexual history and I felt so disgusted by it, it was all I could think about

Probably cause I started so late I expect everyone to be like me

This shit belongs in /r9k/.

Fuck off we're busy squating and sucking dicks here

Yeah I can understand why you're turned off by sex. When sex has no emotional depth it's just a glorified onahole (for me at least.)

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Sadly, these virgin meme things are me on the spot when I was one.

Avoided eyecontact, wore shitty clothes, earbuds in public, had a "whatever" haircut and "styled" it with fucking wax. I would analyze and beat myself up about everyday interactions like talking to fucking cashiers.

I even went to nightclubs in a fucking t-shirt and vans.

More like projecting

i'm proud of you annon, congrats.

You must think ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA in everything you do and dedicate the rest of your life to please a bunch of 20-year olds on Veeky Forums and their distorted view of manliness. Should fix you right up

22 here, lost it a few months ago to a latina girl

Yep, and I relate to most of these memes. Comes from hiding in my room and learning how to be a person in high school I guess. I'm probably going to die one too so I don't think about and just focus on my gainz.

Same exact situation for me bro, except I lost it soon after turning 20. But yeah the isolation sucks pretty hard.
But we will get through. Currently working on making contact with work people who seem pretty chill, and once I move into a new apartment gonna join some new activities and shit. Really wanna get into martial arts and meet me some fit chicks.

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At 18, had sex with my shitty bosses wife in his shitty crack den. He showed up and didn't care. It sucked. I like sexual tension but the actual act of coitus is like poking a Luke warm moist sponge while some brainless white makes porno noises.