>Blocks your path
What to do?
Blocks your path
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ask for handjob.
nut
rape her as I am man and no matter how out of shape I am I will still be stronger
Push her out of the way because in reality: She's shorter, lighter, and at a much higher body fat. She basically has achieved the strength of your average male...congrats
Huh, thats pretty smart, user.
pick her up and put her down elsewhere
that much muscle, gotta be hypertrophy
Have her crush my cock and balls in her armpit while fingering my ass with her other hand
Gently brush her hair over her ear and tell her she has to eat all of these eggs
*smiles at you*
How do you respond, user?
Push her out of the way because she's a woman and I'm much stronger than her.
This
smile back and say hello, you autist.
What the fuck did you just call me?
lmao why are women so weak
What the fuck was she even thinking ?
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lmao satisfying af
>lick clean her asshole
>fuck her pucci
>eat her shit mixed with her piss and whey powder
>go to gym together
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Jesus what a fucking retard.
Even if it worked, there were fingers in the way. How fucking stupid do you have to be?
dang, she tock that far better then most would
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I love how she plays dead
Have you ever chopped wood?
Why do you think she hit it slightly at first (because she did, had she hit it with proper strength the hand would be half off and not just scratched like that)?
You first get the axe in and then chop with proper force.
dude lmao clearly you have not. you hold it on the fucking edge, you don't grasp it like a cock.
...fall in love.
Seriosuly have any of you guys ever met a bodybuilder girl? I've met figure competitors and crossfiters but never met a BB/olylifter/pifters.
Crossfiters and figure competitors are shallow as fuck but figure even more than
crossfiters. More demanding when it comes to attention with the old special snowflake or worked-hard-for-this-so-i-deserve-a-lot mentality I wonder about the other kinds of fit girls.
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meant to say plifters there
powerlifting women are chill and awesome
t. am one
Sauce?
pics or didn't happen
some shitty reality show.
Jersey shore i think
God the sound she makes when she gets hit is so satisfying.
This. I chop wood, you don't grip it full handed.
you'd get a free set of jelqs at the same time lol
>let me praise myself to prove that I'm not self absorbed
how can a photograph capture the qualities of "chill" and "awesome", it cannot
my chill and awesome is not the point
the point is the chill and awesome of the PL women I see at gym and meets
if you imitate them you too can absorb magnificence
Women are cancer. There's a reason I'm gay.
Oh shit, Sophie has becoma a Veeky Forums dyke!
Noooooooooooooo!
cancer is like the gainz of diseases
misogyny is like the AIDS of being a faggot
don't worry user I'll absorb the magnificence of the women powerlifters so you don't have to
I think your brain has cancer.
strike the same pose and stare at her in the eyes.
someone is gonna break that awkwardness, and it ain't me.
My goddess has finally answered my prayers .
Please sit on my face anytime.
its just so fucking odd how much she looks like jeff.
Where is this image from? I really like the aesthetic of the siisomps with this art style
Google "simpsons real streets"
Thats deeper than I thought. I get it OP and you are right.
Women are always blocking our path to the perfect physique. My gf would rather cuddle with me in the bed than going to the gym with me. She even dont want me to go to the gym so often. And Im not the only one. One of my gymbros got a fit gf who went to the gym 2-3 times a week. She was fit and had one of the best butts in the gym. Since they are together, I barely see them in the gym.
Maybe because now she dont have to improve to get the good looking guys and he dont want to, because her gf dont want to.
Seriously, women are always blocking our path.
gay
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What brings to here, I thought Veeky Forums was the dark alley way that smelled like farts
kek
Underrated
>fucking white
>not even a BBW
>trying to be male this hard
Sorry my self-hating sister, looks like I win this round.
>>>/fph/
This is now a fat people and multiculturalism appreciation thread. You'll forever be a dyel white cis-scum if you don't respond to this post.
wtf I love being a roided black tranny now
this is actually more impressive when you notice how he is actually using force thruogh his whole body to deliver that punch, its not just a shity hand movement.
That made me inhale in shock and disgust. I've seen some horrible shit before but self-harm by sharp things always make my blood go cold. Maybe it's because I'm clumsy and cut myself lots of times before, and I'm always afraid something like this will happen to me too.
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Request something lewd with those 10/10 pits
Continue walking
Push her down and grab her hair
Walk towards showers while dragging the fuckmeat behind me
Tell everyone to leave as I hoist her up and toss her over my shoulder in one single movement
Ignore her tiny clenched fists beating on my back then turn on shower and stand in front of it
Yank her yoga pants and thong down her overly muscled yet surprisingly soft thighs while she kicks and screams.
Toss her in air and catch her, which shocks her then push her against the wall and hold her arms above her head
Pull out my dick and rub it against her moist tight slit and..larger then normal, and from the look on her face when my head grazes it, clit slip it in and fuck her against the wall while she helplessly bites at me and begs
Leave her half naked exhausted and creamfilled on the floor when I'm done with her.
Her abused pussy still spasming from the forced orgasm.
Get pissed that I did cardio before I lifted and that my lifts were going to be shit.
Decide to call it a day and go home.
Ask if she has a raisin, when she says no.. ask for a date.
who this brehs?
quick before i lose my post workout test boost/bonerar
turn around as she looks like she lifts more than me
Am I on /r9k/? Why the fuck you retards post these disgusting videos?
Ask her to spank me, then lick her boots.
She truly IS A GODESS!!!!!!
Noonmi!!
I don't even lift, but I'm a man. How does it feel knowing I can still overpower you and do whatever I want to you?
plz respawn
Kek
Why are you here?
She was in an aggressive stance. She initiated the confrontation. He felt cornered. Completely justifiable
Fuck Snickers ugly dumb bitch
So you're fat?
You're so fucking annoying. If that's what you consider chill, then you are a faggot.
What do you have to do to be able to defeat Ronda Rousey in combat? Is being a guy enough?
hey, I recognize that place. It's my gym.
is there a girl with good biceps insertions?
worst bicep insertions i've seen
lol
>"get your ugly ass out of our faces"
>is the one actually in other people's faces
Who cares, vaginal insertions are all that matter.
>curls
>they look like 20 pounders, at most
>not full ROM
waifu dropped
Kick her in the balls
Walk over her.
any other brehs wood love to get dominated by this musclefu? n i mean her fuckin back. you straight chillen bottom while she riding n pounding thay 2 inch hard penor?
fuaaaaaaaaark
i know im not the only one
present anus and hope she'll spare me by taking me as her gym wife rather than death
>There's a reason I'm gay.
and you too shall fall by the sword.
this
what the fuck is wrong with you shitheads?
this is Veeky Forums not /b/
op posts a pic of a woman, likely more muscular than the posters in this thread, so they spam women hate because they're fucking insecure and jelly as FUCK
You're a fucking retard. Rule #1 when working with knives, axes or other sharp objects out of a kitchen setting is to wear gloves. Rule fucking one.
Get on my knees and eat her out.
Sorry sir I don't want to fight
she's half Thai, though
Overpower her and move her gently out of the way.
Sauce? Don't even know who or what the fuck it is.