>be you at the local gym >the qt 3.14 that you have a crush on is standing by the stereo blasting Kendrick >squat rack is right next to said qt 3.14 >proceed to squat rack after quick bert stare >place your water bottle and chalk next to the rack >about to begin your first SS squat set as qt 3.14 calls you over >"user theres something wrong with this stereo" >Almost piss yourself after downing that GOMAD before gym >manage to help the qt 3.14 >everythingwentbetterthanxpected.avi >enter chad - local crossfitter, aesthetics of a greek god >as you head for the squat rack he cuts you off and starts loading bumper plates >"Sorry bruh gotta finish my WOD" >qt 3.14 is looking straight through your soul
What do you do
pic related is qt 3.14
Caleb Lopez
>Chad >CrossFit
Pick one.
Xavier Watson
Qt 3.14s don't smoke illegal drugs.
Cameron Miller
nice underwear, whats it called?
Oliver Hernandez
Just say you were using that lol dont be such a pussy if he punches you he'll get kicked out anyway
Carter Phillips
You had your chalk and water bottle there. You claimed your territory, call him out on it. That or just share, it doesn't take long to change pl8s between sets
Zachary Cruz
Suck his dick
Nicholas Phillips
If she is pic related then she is a whore not worth your time
That girl is a clear cheater
Kayden Jackson
So you wouldnt fuck her...?
Luke Smith
i would elbow his fucking throat and use my gomad strength to clean and jeark him the fock out of there
Samuel Phillips
If she has a big ass then yes
Joshua Moore
she looks like a good fuck 7,95/10
Christian Hughes
I have my stuff at that rack already, I'm gonna tell him to clear out so I can do my workout, he can take it after I'm done. Then I'll finish my workout and go home. This isn't difficult guys
>Twist, I'm home gym master race
Adam Taylor
God, I hate hippie chicks.
Landon Russell
"Sorry man, already put my stuff there. You can work in if you want though."
Zachary Clark
she looks fucking amazing, do you thing you have a chance user?
Luis Wright
she does look fucking amazing so user no chance
Jaxon Morales
>thinking shit like this actually happens >being so small people at the gym would steal equipment you're using even if things like this did happen
Just invent a time machine and do that Charles Atlas routine for the kid that got bullied on the beach or something OP.
Brody Richardson
OPs story actually happened to me. But I didn't place my gear at the rack. I just went to help some girl with a bugged aux cord and when I returned someone had snagged the rack
Brayden Hughes
>that decor
yikes
Blake Price
>Sorry buddy but I was here first. You can work in with me if you want. Nothing crazy
Blake Clark
>proceed to squat rack >place your water bottle and chalk next to the rack
why the fuck are we using chalk for squats is a more important question...
Anthony Lee
Begin psissing on the rack, bar, plates, and the grill to establish your territory. Never once breaking eye contact during urination so he knows that this is a message directly to him. Then after I finish my lifts I grab his car keys and get schwifty on the floor of his vehicle.
Carson Cox
buy a bag of grass and a bottle of vodka . play loud rap music of the of the 2010-2017 variety . be alapa and punk out said crossfit wod asshole . ask qt314 for number . text when home . invite over to smoke and drink . make a move .