Why isn't there a Chad pill...

Can you read bro? I want to take a pill, not do all of that shit.

>put as much time into socializing
how? i have no friends to begin with

i lift, but my main issue is socializing

>overhear coworkers talking to each other
>they make each other laugh, hang out with each other during and after work
>i've been friendless for years
what do

Who?

If everyone's Chad, no one's a Chad. There musst be hierarchy

Easy, make the pill illegal. Then nobody will be Chad but a few

Yes. They're called steroids and ecstacy.

Am I the only one who don't find her attractive? Like at all.

Adderall and test injections user
>Tfw get numbers when tweaking

>want to look like chad
>fatty
>have to count every single little macro or I gain weight from anything
>probably biologically impossible to have low body fat anyway

Why are my genes so shit?

Why does Connor Murphy have such a good looking body but such a shitty and retarded personality? Poor guy, God only blessed him once.

I wish bodyfat was my main issue
If you have an ugly face/frame you might as well not bother with any of that shit and just hope you die young

>confidence
>fapping less
CAN help but not necessarily. Sometimes its good to bust a nut.
>xanax
Does not help.
>>looks
>hgh when you were younger
Start at age 23-25 and continue for life
>bodybuilding + steroids
Yes but just getting lean and toned in general is enough
>plastic surgery
Eh
>>status
>being born rich
Helps a ton
>college
Helps a ton
>frat
Helps a lot

So far the best combo science has found is alcohol and tren.

Are you that retarded? If you overhear coworkers talking, then join the conversation. You can make friends anywhere: the gym, work, school, the bar, the store, neighbors, etc.

i don't know what to say

Yeah, it's called sips.

Is phenibut a Chad drug?

And strip club where mommy works?

>Wanting some girl that has no personality, who's only claim to fame is her looks which will fade rapidly and cease in 15 years.

None of us here have anything in common with Stacy's, why in gods name would you pursue some girl when her body is her only offering?

Does it fill some unmet need of you always being a loser and never getting "the girl". user "the girl" is just another vapid hoe. Sex won't bring you happiness, these girls will just bring you stress.

Find a women that makes you happy and stop chasing what never was, you will never be a chad, good, chad's a dumb ass who will never amount to anything more than which he was born into.

Keep working hard, make gains in all areas of life. leave stacys behind and find that qt dorky gf. we're all going to make it

really makes you think huh

Do you have hobbies? Interests? Anything relatable? I guess I've just never had a problem talking and meeting new people so I don't understand where you're coming from.

Chads are most often the most successful people in life.

You're thinking of Brad. Chad is the alpha successful male.

So just go up to them and change the topic to my hobbies/interests?

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literally look into beta blockers, not even shitting you that's the real name

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_blocker

Fake tan & light, neutral makeup.

But I know you faggots are too insecure to swallow those red pills if you aren't already.

There's also beta agonists, that turn you into a beta with the best known example - adrenaline.

Anyone can become Chad

Some just have a longer way than others

Here's a fool-proof way to become a Chad QUICKLY:

>Hit the gym hard
>Get a job as a Bartender
>Hit on sloots daily until you figure out the tricks

That's it
If you do those 3 to the fullest, you'll be a proper Chad within a year

>neutral makeup

Pic on the right looks like he's been mentally broken from all the dick he's sucked.

It only takes away anxiety and increases motivation.

If you don't know how to hold a conversation it won't magically learn it for you.

The left one looks much better, or is that the after picture? They used different lenses on the photos or they're photoshopped,

Just a reminder that you will never be a chad if you're :
>not white (unless youre hispanic with blue eyes, then you might pull it off)
>under 6'2
>dont have naturally wide shoulders
>dont have at least above average face

Fool-proof way to be autistic and creepy.

Just lift and don't be a complete and utter autistic faggot OP, it's so fucking easy for guys to get a cute girl if they're not retarded.

why does he look into 2 diff places ?

K, did you feel good about your genetics ?

im a grill and i can tell he is wearing lipstick in the after photo. That is queer as shit, would not bang.

It's called Tren

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its 2017. You can be literally whatever you want. Plastic surgery, steroids, and recreational psychoactive drugs all exist

the only reason you are not what you want to be is because you're lazy, scared, or don't want it enough

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M8 you're supposed to put fake height numbers on those pictures.

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no you just say something you have to say about what youre saying. or you make a joke or take the piss or something and people laugh and think youre cool. its not rocket science literally just talk to everybody at every opportunity

I'm 156lb at 5'11 and the first time I ever hear that I'm not supose to be able to get a girl was on /fit. Biggest meme designed to make men feel lie shit, blatant faggot.

Which ones would you recommend?

It's called a bullet, you insufferable pussy.

>both responses to this are bs ad hominem
This is why i don't give advice here

That's because you're an idiot who can't read. 5'11 is still Chad tier.
5'10 is king of manlets and below is hopeless manlets.
The cut off probably comes from the metric system where 5'11 is 1.80m,
so any height that doesn't start with 1.8 or 1.9 is considered manlet, e.g. 1.77m which is 5'10''

>Biggest meme designed to make men feel like shit

Hey, he figured it out everybody!

>letting herpes stop you from boning
it's like you made it, then you didn't

It is its called not browsing Veeky Forums

dont think you know what an ad hominem is bro