Why do anons with average sized penises like to circlejerk each other on how women prefer how pleasurable their average...

t. dicklet calling other people dicklets
jesus user, why are you average guys so self hating?

anybody else here need trousers with 3 legs?

If you're below 6 feet, you should be six feet under.

>projecting this hard

Who always punches these images together? Is it tumblr/SJW shills or something? Just to clarify in case any user should actually start doubting himself or even believe this: I'm 7.5 to 8 inches depending on how hard I get and I cannot go all out on my girlfriend since I'd hurt her like hell, I can go balls deep but not into a penetration fury and we've been fucking for months now and she still gets soreness and sometimes even pain/injuries. So if a ~7.5-8 inch is that devastating then imagine what 8+ would do. Sure there are whores who take those but dear god that's anything but average or even close. Most hoes can get to like 8" but afterwards sex is probably more pain than pleasure

>when you run out of arguments so you pull out the "projecting" card
sad

Mfw average penis and I absolutely love eating pussy. And I'm awesome at it. I've received literally no complaints when it comes to sex. I've only received compliments so I must be doing something right.

no girl complains during sex unless you explicitly ask her for her opinion on you. you guys are so naive about whether or not a woman enjoyed it

>Mfw average penis and I absolutely love eating pussy.

Hey it's me.

I complained once with an ex because she was getting lazy with hygiene. Nothing worse than spreading her labia when she wants/expects you to go down on her and seeing a load of white gunk there.

It's men trying to get other men to feel like shit about themselves.

>patting yourself on the back because you think 7.5 inches is big

Is this what millennia of evolution have brought forth? Men insulting other men via imagery on the fucking internet? What an achievement

>only argument is basically "no u"
>people stop bothering
>"haha u ran out of arguments"
>again, projecting this hard
You act like a true dicklet

Memes aside, i'm 7.5" by thick enough that my mushroom tip doesnt fit in a toilet paper tube and i've never had a girl pull down my pants and not talk about how big it is.

Even the girl that cheated on her manlet fiance in the marines with me begged to have sex with me more than once.

At this size, i hit cervixes during doggy without trying, anal doesnt work unless the girl is super relaxed, and i get more "teeth" than id prefer because of the thickness.

Being big has it's problems too

I never ask their opinion. The last girl I made cum 10 times over the course of a night and the next morning. She kept saying "wow" over and over, said she was dizzy, asked me how I know exactly what to do etc. I know when I girl isn't being genuine at this point. I wasn't always good at it. But I made sure I improved.

saged this bullshit I really hate memes like this shitting up the catalog

Yeah I don't like eating pussy THAT much. No way could I ignore that. I always tell the girl that she tastes good though because they're self conscious about it and it's more enjoyable for them if they can just relax.

again, nothing sadder than a guy who's ashamed of his small penis

seek help user

What kind of help can fix a small penis?

>he's still projecting
when will dicklets learn?

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>These days the real average is 9.5"
The average is 9.5? I thought it was 7. This is very unsettling.

Being amazing at foreplay. I'm average sized but the trick is to prime them before sticking your dick inside. Don't rush foreplay. Take your time, have fun with it and make sure she's begging for your dick by the time you give it to her. It's like edging your dick. If you edge for 20 minutes it's much easy to cum when you actually go for it.

Nowadays even girls have dicks that big.

you can help yourself by not posting in these threads

fine, if it's gonna get you to stop hating yourself.
I'm 9.2 inches long and 6 inches around. I've got nothing to project.

Cool, a new retarded troll image I can use to bait newkids

You do realize you actually have to convert the cm to inches right? You can't just switch around units like that.

>When you realize that worrying about something you can never change is stupid
>When you realize that energy is better spent on self improvement
>When you realize that you are using the one thing you can't change to rationalize not even trying

I know this is a troll thread and all, but you guys should still know that the reason most women don't orgasm from normal penetration is because they need clitoris or G-spot stimulation as well to come

You don't always have to rub her clit while fucking her, it's enough if you just massage the pussy in the right way first

Warm up the pussy enough, and she can even have a uterus orgasm, it feels intense

joking, excellent coping mechanism man. I respect that.

Basically what everyone should take to heart here and in our society in general.

I don't know how anyone could fall for that image. It's so blatantly made to trigger /pol/acks.

That feel when my dick is hardly 6 inches and I sometimes wonder if there's any point in even trying.

>tfw people are gonna respond to you trying to make you feel better about having a dick that size

meanwhile irl

...

>almost 6'4
>thick black stalin like hair
>green eyes
>great face
>great frame
>ripped
>real micro dick

still a virgin. the most i did was kissed and touched but when it starts to progress i bail

>A woman's guide to penis size made by men

>real micro dick

RIP

Good news is you can always do some humiliation porn if you're down and out.

So I should trust the memegraphic made by some online autist over scientific studies?

Nah my man, I am 6'3 and my dick looks like a baby dick too, compared to my frame. Yet it's 18cm cm long and very thick shlong, it does not even fit into toilet paper roll. Girls say it's big, but when I look into mirror, I feel like dicklet..

>And then he said 8.5" is big, can you believe that Stacy? O M G

try get in a LTR then

This is a massive troll thread in case it wasn't blatantly obvious oh btw as a member of the actual 99.98 percentile I can assure you it does NOT guarantee ANYTHING and can only be used as a personal ego boost - something you can get from other, better sources.
To top it all off I'm grey-asexual (fuck tumblr this is real) and virgin. My magnum opus is still the ability to play video games.

wtf I love being in the 95th percentile

lel you underage fags will worry about everything. Women dont want some horse cock tearing up their vagoo.

Gay dudes care more. Well this is Veeky Forums so that make since

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
She won't care if you're 12 inches if you act like this in real life.

it gives you an idea of how much you can e-stat around, guys in general claim 1-2" taller on height AND dick size. Actually quite fun if you compare measured with self-reported data there is a big difference

I'm 8 inches and the girls I've been with only let me do missionary or her riding me because it hurts when I get too deep. The latest girl I fucked started crying when we tried doggy style because I hit her cervix. No girl will ever let me try anal. Having a big dick is more fun for the girls, not as fun for you.

my dick is like 2" erect

What's your girth sen3.14

I havent measured my girth actually

damn this is gonna make people want to kill themselves.

The human race has the biggest penis relative to body size, and yet all we fucking care about is our cock.

>The human race has the biggest penis relative to body size
Except you

That fake image? Nah, it wont

Totally coincidental magic; a documentary called UnHung Hero was just on SBS. Its about a guy who travels around the world trying to make his dick bigger after his gf breaks up with him for having a small dick

spoiler alert; her finds this super cute girl during the documentary who he starts dating at the end

If they are stupid enough to be baited by this nonsense it's not much of a loss.

Checked.

Also i heard this. It's fun to brag about, but if you can't go balls deep in that pussy, what is it even worth?

that chart can't be right. Im in the 99th/100th

nobody in here has a dick above 6 inches

don't forget to use your trousersnakeoil.co

I've been using it for a couple of weeks and I love it. Only problem is, I walk around with a semi all the fucking time... it's like having a pump from working out your cock. Great in theory, but I'm a bit self conscious about the bulge.

I'll report back in 2 weeks when I should have grown a half inch (based on a quarter of an inch so far)

Underrated post

No we don't lmao, we have the biggest one only compared to other apes

Dick size is like the manlet meme people made it to filter out the autistic fags that can't function in real life

As a female with a tight vag you sound hilariously stupid. Enjoy never feeling a legit tight pussy squeezing your dick

What is sarcasm even?

Grill here, the best penis is a rubber one. Only needs batteries and won't bitch about anything

How does this fucking fit unrelated shit tread keep popping up fucking clean this shit

>people are insecure/anxious about their penis size when they'll never or rarely use it

true, i only have 6 inch but the girls dont care so why should I

what causes migrobenis?

>I will rather rely on self-reported anecdotes on Veeky Forums rather than medical studies to form my opinion - after all, men would never lie about their penis size when asked about it, just as they do not lie about their height

really makes you ponder over yonder

well that's just great news!

I always new I had a big cock, but this is awesome!

>6'3
>white
>7.5 inch ding dong
>Huge palms
...
>Short fingers

oh, and do you have the info on girth? I'm 5.75inches so wanna see how that stacks up

>everyone used to have 7" dicks on the internet
>quickly becoming 7.5" this year
Really makes one ponder.

My cock size is irrelevant. My short finger length is comparable to many women and makes me depressed AF desu senpai

probably savages measuring from the stem

Its just interesting that suddenly all these 7.5" anons are coming out of the woodwork like mad all of a sudden when the most popular online size was 7" previously.

Just makes me think a bit m8.

Just like young people are getting taller, cocks are getting bigger. Plus, there are more blacks posting on Veeky Forums which brings up the average*
*this is the kind of lies we like to spread hahaha

from a UK study with a really large sample size; google "UK size study" to find the related articles and study

>tfw my wifes 8 year old son has a bigger dick htan me
just

I can't speak on their behalf. I'm not even being braggadocious, I'm airing one of my biggest insecurities on the contrary.

If you weren't bragging you wouldn't have posted it. Simples.

I know it's most likely sarcasm. But there is always some crazy tumblr degenerate or some insecure fag who is going to believe and shill this. Not taking this serious but I thought I'd give a heads up in case someone considers believing this bullshit

thanks user!! I'm right at the end of that chart too! Feels good man

Any tips bruv?

Thanks for this shit user. All the estating in benis threads is annoying. Daily reminder to all lads out there, don't worry about size, for that to matter you have to actually get a woman in bed first. I don't mean that in a sarcastic way. I mean don't let it affect your confidence cause you have a normal penis.

lol, since when does a female get mad at a penis measuring thread?

another redpill is that "porn star measurement" blog that basically debunks porn myth sizes, summed up the biggest guys in porn are barely over 8" and still under 9", with standard porn size being around 7". they use small women and fake measurements + angles to make it appear bigger