Y-you get used to it right?

y-you get used to it right?

dont know I grew up with espresso shots in the morning so ive always liked my coffee strong black with nothing in it

yes

Start with measuring exactly how much sugar/cream you need at first.

Slowly lower those amounts until you have some balls.

I had generalized anxiety disorder and now I don't like coffee anymore.

>being this much of a faggot

if you slowly lower the amount of cream and sugar it requires zero balls, just drinkt the damn coffee

I like my coffee like I like my women: strong, black, full-bodied, and not breathing

yes you do

I put milk in my coffee and I'm not going to stop

Don't drink coffee with sugar

>long black
fucking disgusting
adding water to an espresso is fucking sacrilegious
AT MOST a dash of cream but only if you're an enormous bitch

man up OP, geez

Idk I drink mine with toranis sugar free syrup and heavy cream. Fuck black coffee it tastes like shit. Even with good quality fresh beans. Faggots drink it how you want to

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Started doing black coffee for keto and because dairy kills all health benefits

I believe it instills a stronger spirit in one

it's called "cafe americano" and it's perfectly acceptable

of course, you add cream to espresso shots, so your opinion is pretty worthless

why would i want to force myself to drink cofefe?

tfw you volunteered for red cross and old white guy says likes his coffee like his girl, black and strong

drink green tea instead.
healthier and wakes you up gently without making you crash later on.

Black coffee is good. I don't drink it straight unless it's an espresso. Some AS and maybe some milk/cream to regular coffee.

Tea a shit. Coffee a good

I started off with drinking black coffee because someone gave me a keurig and a local store had cases of French roast kcups for 90% off, so being a cheapskate I was stuck with drinking those for a few months. I never had coffee before that so drinking any with a lot of sugar makes me really jittery.

Try adding some cinnamon or nutmeg to it, and if you need a sweetener stevia works but it gives some people stomachaches.

>still drinking the black Jew
Yes, good goy.

Coffee a shit. Tea a good.

FITE ME

>y-you get used to it right?
i love coffee but it makes me shit a lot

This if you have anxiety coffee will fuck you up

Try L-theanine. It works great with caffeine, eliminates the jitters and anxiety.
If you don't want to buy the fancy pills/powder, buy some high quality japanese green tea and learn how to brew it properly, it has a pretty high L-theanine content and a decent amount of caffeine.

>doesn't enjoy real coffee

Mods really need to do something about our underagedb& epidemic

What a story

why don't you fucking kill yourself

>Drink black coffee made with a French press every morning
>Occasionally have a pick-me-up in the afternoon with a cup made from an Aeropress, again completely black

>Whenever I order black coffee at a café or restaurant, people think it's bizarre
>"Oh wow haha user how can you drink that stuff I always need that there double double haha double cream double sugar dude haha"


I thought black coffee was normie-tier nowadays? Why do people think it's odd?

Same here, but on the plus side I got called 'manly' for drinking it black lmao.

Pretty aggressive for responding to someone who shits with caffeine sempai

I used to work with a black girl who was almost as tall as me (6'1) and probably almost as big too, I always used to tell her that whenever I'd see her and I'd had a cup of coffee. (strong, black and bitter)

I'm surprised I didn't get slapped with a sexual harassment charge.

What's wrong, user? Are things not going well at home?

This. Ceremonial grade matcha is good shit and helps with the anxiety a lot

>love black women
>love black coffee

it just werks

Coffee a good. Tea a best

>Enormous bitch
>Implying it takes strength of will and perseverance to do.
>Implying you regularly subject yourself to something you don't like because it's manly
>Not just don't what you like because you're an adult who can
>Doing something you hate for literally no reason other than you hate it.

You're fucking retarded.

Is it normal to feel anxious after drinking coffee?

Because they're so used to fatties getting outrageous amounts of cream and sugar.

My grandmother thinks that good espresso deserves sugar. I think it deserves cream. Some people like it black.

None of these are wrong.

Man I love coffee so much. Black coffee is the best way to start a day.

I like my coffee like i like my women...

I wish I could have an alarm clock that instead of making sound it would produce the smell of finely ground Turkish coffee

I don't.

>chatting up 6' teenage slavic giraffe calf starbucks barista
>all about my dick for some reason
>later catch her working the register
>tell her I want a tall blonde
>she doesn't get it

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Omg so funny
Holy shit
LITERALLY DYING
EVERYONE LOOK! THIS GUY IS MAKING A TRUMP JOKE!
Hahahahahahah omfg I can't believe you thought his nonsense tweet looked like the word "coffee"!!!
You are so fucking clever!!!

Dragged through the mountains in a sac?

Calm down, sperg

It is a sign that you should lower your caffeine intake.

Yes, now man up.

paid a pittance for, subjected to hours of heat treatment, decimated in a blender, covered in boiling water, and consumed

>shitting on tea
Thems fightin words

I dont get why people look down on people that dont like black coffee.

Its bitter as fuck, and humans naturally dont like bitter tastes. I drink a cup black before every workout, but its not enjoyable like it is mixing actual flavor into it.

>take a coffee
>30 minutes later bowels are completely evacuated
>hyper for the rest of the day
>can't calm down or focus on anything

How do people do this drug every day? I think I would die if I tried something actually hardcore like cocaine.

I don't get the "coffee is bitter" meme

it's only bitter if your beans are shit or you brewed it wrong

by your logic, lightening it with milk/cream is foolish, because mammals naturally don't like lactate/growth hormones past infanthood

i almost solely rely on coffee to defecate.

Yeah, then you start loving it and it's hard to live without.

I don't understand how anyone adds shit to their coffee, it's like being unsatisfied with the way water tastes.

A better idea is to use some low calorie plant milk and stevia.

prolly stuck in work mode

Girls use to hit on me when I worked retail and it always took me a few seconds to understand they weren't speaking business at that point. Spaghetti literally flowing from my pockets.

it's part marketing, part pussification.

people have a hard time understanding that coffee is an acquired taste, so places like dunk's sell "regular" coffee that actually has 2 entire creams and 2 entire sugar packets

whenever i feel compelled to put stuff in my coffee, it's cream by the drop and maybe 1/4 tsp of honey

making an iced americano with mint tea is bretty gud in summer

the solution to all this: drink better coffee

trust me big man, this website loses it's edge quick, you'll live.

What's wrong with any of those first 3 things? calm/focus is subjective and anecdotal.

Drinking coffee black is the only way i feel hydrated from the drink i also like it room temperature that might help you starting off.

Terrible analogy. Water isnt bitter as fuck

>coffee is an acquired taste
Aquired taste literally means it tastes like shit until you get used to it

Pro-tip turn off that little hot plate when your coffee is done brewing it is literally useless if your coffe gets cold heat it in the microwave or on the stove if your boujee.That hot plate will fuck your coffee up if it is sitting for even an hour or two.A /k/ buddy taught me this trick before we hit the range.

Finally someone who gets me

I have it with 2 tsp brown sugar.

Its the only added sugar I have in my entire diet.

I drink iced black coffee.

Iced coffee > hot coffee

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heh, masterrace reporting in.. notinng parsonal ... kids. ..

Am I missing out by not drinking coffee?
I always have tendencies to be tired very fast.
But I felt like it's equally bad to be dependant on coffee and it will also lose its effect really fast.
Am I missing out by not drinking any? Mental gains that is.

College kid pls go

dubs dont lie.

>take a coffee
>30 minutes later bowels are completely evacuated
That is exactly why I drink a cup of dark roast in the morning

Don't drink coffee

You're literally cucking yourself.
If you drink coffee, your body begins to rely on caffeine in order to "wake you up"
You'll need coffee just to feel normal.

I know people who need 3 cups a day just to exist. Even when they're at home and living casually

Then what do you do if you are tired and need to perform mentally?

You slap yourself and wake the fuck up
Or if you have the time, go for a quick jog to get the heart beating

Caffeine just simulates natural body chemicals.
Get the real stuff by either forcing yourself awake or by tricking your body into full wakefulness by exercise

Anecdotal, but I recently cut out soda and caffeine. I found that I simply didn't need them anymore, and I used to have to drink a monster every morning just to feel like a human.

I put tumeric, black pepper and coconut oil in mine.

STOP

If caffeine does the same as your body naturally does then why not just drink it?
Saves me half an hour of having to jog, right?
Same thing, isn't it?

Because your body will stop producing the natural equivalents
So then you will NEED caffeine to feel normal
That's addiction.

And you don't need to jog for half an hour.
Just 10 minutes of getting your heart pumped and you're good
Do a bunch of calisthenics or whatever

What's wrong with a little bit of 2% milk in my coffee?

brehs is this true. Will cutting down caffeine take the edge off? I really like my tea and coffee

This is such bullshit. I've been drinking coffee for years, but I can get up at 6am just fine and go to work without it. I'm actually in the process of doing that right now.

It's pretty easy

>normally brew some strong shit at home
>order coffee at some memetier coffeeshop or restaurant
>literally cannot taste it because they always make it super fucking weak
>add milk and sugar until it tastes like something

Just like your cocks, right?

kek

Yeah, if your anxiety is real bad just drop all caffeine for a few months. I would ditch coffee and just go with one cup of tea per day, or only do decaf

WITH MY DICK IN IT

You'll crash hard by 4 though

>drink pretty strong black tea(25-35 grams per 0.8l of water) all the time
>get heart pains constantly
>be barely alive without tea
what should i do user

kill yourself I guess

or give up the british weed

>Actually drinking coffee
>Not starting the morning through force of will
Never gonna make it.

b-but user, killing oneself is not a wise thing to do since we don't get another life

and i can't really stop with it, as it gets me out of "completely apathetic" state and places me in "annoyed at everything" state of mind, which is the only way for me to get shit done.

I drink exclusively black coffee. 95% of the time it's room temperature by the time I get around to drinking it. People look at my like a fucking psychopath whenever they find out I do this.

You can reach that state of mind through will alone

If you need the leafwater jew then you'll never make it

Shut up faggot

Room temp black coffee is pretty much Satan's diarrhoea
Why do this to yourself