SEX vs LIFTING

What's the best sound in the world?

A) The sound of metal plates clanking together as you squat

OR

B) A girl screaming your name while she cums?

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B obviously

>not A

Literal faggot

girls cumming as I lift

A if its a lot of weight, otherwise B

Idk what b sounds like so imma go with a

1 plate squat detected.

Don't worry, once you hear 4 plates smacking against each other, you won't feel the need to seek validation from vapid whores :^)

>not the clang of metal as you rack the weights after completing your last rep of a new PR
literally nothing better

t. Doesn't know his letters

clanking of metal after a 315lb squat

at what weight is it acceptable to start wearing belts/wraps when lifting?

seems like for girls it's any weight at all.

>tfw she benches your squat

For men, 3pl8 squat and 4pl8 diddly

that vibration when you drop bumper plates from over your head
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A better question would be: what feels better, a new PR on the lift you care most about, or cumming with no condom inside an orgasming woman?

>Done both
>Felt intense shame after both

A. Because I never had B.

A gives more long term satisfaction. B is fun at the time, but quickly forgotten.

Jokes on you my name IS the sound plates clanking together after a squat

Sex

"A" because nobody ever calls me by my name so it's always weird when my gf does it during sex.
>the dream

t. does not know the meaning of not.
'Not A' means B

definitely B at the time

then you fret about whether she is lying about being on the pill for 3 months afterwards

>gym only has rubberized plates

Greentext, how does it work?

Get a load of this retard lmao

B is its her.
A any other time.

No girl ever screams your name as she cums if she does it's a 98% chance she's faking it for you so for that reason the grumbling of plates is better

t. dicklet

Best sound in the world is a Mustang's whistle and engine.

>B) A girl screaming your name while she cums?
i wonder what that sounds like

>not knowing how to greentext
ya dun goofed

He's checking out that ass from a bird's eye view.

Criticizing my greentexting abilities instead of attacking my argument.
>You guys really are >brainlets aren't you?

B. The only time I've experienced it, it was both magical and strange.

The best sound in the world is the sound of these faggot seagulls outside not being loudass fucking fags, it's 6 in the fucken mornin, and I still havent been able to get to sleep since I got back from the gym at 2:30...

SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF YOU LOT OF GULLY CUNTS

sounds shitty desu, sorry to hear it

it's a very weird experience. it almost feels fake, and like it should only happen to Chad.

at least that's how it goes with me, i get resentful towards the bitch because i'm sure she's faking it to stroke my ego bc i could never be good at sex

wtf are you me?

The metal. The metal never lies and speaks always the truth, 100 kg are 100 kg.
Lift, eat, read, sleep, repeat, the glory road to pure wisdom.
/fitlit/ was the answer to all of our questions, the pure primal instinct of sex is worthless and stand in our way to become the superior uebermensch.

>brainlet in charge of calling others brainlets
o i am laffin m8

cook some bread with some antifreeze instead of water and throw it out for them and kill all of those cunts

I wouldn't know either sound.

>B) A girl screaming your name while she cums?

replace "your name" with "daddy" and we got a deal.

Do you mean 3/4 on each side of the bar or 1.5/2 on either side?

Once you had B you'd never choose anything else.

I hate squats and my gf is too fucking loud when we have sex which is annoying when I try to pretend she's someone else. If the girl is just moaning or screaming into a pillow then B. If it's plates while I bench then A.

I habe same problem with my f2f. I've had to tell her to be quiet in the middle of sex. Just way too fucking loud sometimes.

b

Sometimes I play "shut up or I'll stick my thumb in your asshole". Basically, just tell her that if she let's out excitement in the form of noise pollution, you'll smack her ass or stick you finger up her choco starfish. Chicks love being punished and you get to hit her for pissing you off.

Its better than saying she's too loud.

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