Penis fitness gains

is jelqing a meme or the real deal? How can i make my pencil dick thicker?

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why is she wearing underwear to workout?

I'm not complaining just would like ot know the context of the image. also is there moar?

>How can i make my pencil dick thicker
fat injections

how much will this run me? Is it safe?

Wtf is this jail bait

a few grand, safeish

because its porn you fucking idiot

It doesn't run you at all.

Literally cannot. There is nothing you can do to change your dick. You are given what you are given.

t. average length, pencil dicked guy

Getting fit will improve erection qualities and raise your libido.

jelqing damages your dick

Does anyone here have pearly penile papules? Any honest way to remove them?

stop jerking off soo much.

no

I've got a recurring one on my shaft. Every once in a while I squeeze it and blackhead type shit comes out. Not sure if that makes it a papule or just a zit.

clogged pore

I guess this is the best thread up rn so I'll ask away. When I cum, hardly anything comes out. What's the most likely cause and what can I do to improve this?

Stop being 12

I'm actually 13.5

Is it genetic or did you aquire it? People with balkan/ukrainian ancestry usually get it hereditarily and there's not much you can do about it

If she asks either say "yeah I'm good now suck my dick" or if you think you're alpha enough you can give her the full rundown

Nofap bro

This
Went one week then cracked. I literally got my socks wet. It was running down my leg big

Sounds like a zit
I think if you see your doctor something can be done. Otherwise, just keep your dick clean and hope it doesn't stand out too much

Kegel exercises
Lay off masturbation
Take zinc/other supplements

>is jelqing a meme or the real deal?
it will ruin your dick. so i guess it is the real deal..

youre probably just dehydrated. drink more water

I think I got the same thing. When I was 10 I got a chickenpock there, itched it too much and a flab of skin stayed even when the pox left. Years later I got an ingrown hair hardcore on that flab, and after finally wresting with it for a few more years, I permanently removed the hair. Now it slowly builds up white pus which I pierce, squeeze, and remove every now and then. I can only do this when I have an erection, though, otherwise it sinks too far in. It's cool though, so far as I know there's no health risk.

this is fukn dank

my dick explodes on that bj scene

Small tits + Big ass is the patricians female form

tfw small tit big ass gf with model tier face

>Does anyone here have pearly penile papules? Any honest way to remove them?
yes and theres no way to remove them besides lazering them off

pretty sure this makes your dick softer.
yeah it might be wider but it wont be rock hard

Yeah, and they are just with you unless you lazer them off like another user said. Couple girls wanted to know what they were, but none refused to sex me or anything. Whatever.

sauce.

>it will ruin your dick
How exactly?

Is 6.5' average??

i jelq, my erections are harder than before i started

dick bigger to, works but its fucking slow

want to buy a bathmate and try that inconjunction

Slightly short for white men. 7" is more average.

abusing the nerve endings can fuck them up

Pseudo science

Stop jerking off 4 times a day. Get your lifts up higher; boost your test.

Only bone women instead of jerking off.

prostatitis.

But you jelq only the shaft.

It's just above average

lol

You're also spewing unscientific bullshit.

then do it.

no u

nah you fill the head with blood, have you never done it?

just dont do it at 100% unless you've done it a lot you'll be right

Last cock study had it at 5.1 bone pressed. Europeans with meds to make them rock hard. Find it too hard to believe.

>cock study
And what kind of cucks do you think are answering questionnaires about their cocks? Those kind of studies are always well below average.

Those aren't underwear, they're shorts. Girls wear them all the time, then get mad if guys stare at them and say it's "degrading".

>answering
No answering they are all 7.5 at least. That user talks about real studies with measuring.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. ITS JUST 8AM HERE

I use a bathmate, i haven't gained any length but i've gotten a half of inch in girth which is what im shooting for anyways.

>bathmate
u wot m8?

yeah hydromax x40 or something i think its called.

stop photoshopping ass it's deceiving and immoral

braaap

Above average in most white countries.

Thats yuge

>There is nothing you can do to change your dick.
I could make it cracked and numb by removing the foreskin. That is, if my parents didn't do that for me.

That would have been a bit more disturbing if I hadn't been drinking. WTF man.

I've been jelqing for about 2 months, five days a week in the shower, over hand and under and my dick has definitely gotten thicker and it seems to have gotten a bit longer. Don't over do it though by being too rough.

Yes OP you can. Don't listen to these niggas. They've never tried it. I used to have a pencil dick at 4.5" in girth. Now I am at 5.1" in girth. One of the best things I ever committed my time to.

My advice would be to not ask around on this website. Too many deniers. If you really want a thicker dick there are Penis enlargement communities online you can join.

Im sorry that happened to you user. Its a fucked up practice.

This. Just don't buy the crap they want to flog you. Cheap ass vaseline or moisturising lotion or phlegmy spit is all you need.

What I don't get is how so many on this site are Jelqocaust deniers, yet shitty memes like no fap have so much traction.

Feels good to be an Ausgoy

his girl has a flatter chest than I do

There is no hope bro

I have phimosis but I don't want to be circumcised.
Is stretching your foreskin a meme?

Thats because you are a man, man!

Had the same issue as a kid but stretching eventually fixed the issue. Dunno if it still works as an adult though.

>sauce
Charli Maverick

They're picking them up, not killing them. Those are foam/rubber arms. They did eventually kill them though so we can eat their gains.

>there are Penis enlargement communities online you can join.

Only if you are a beta dicklet with low T.

>phlegmy spit is all you need.

That's fucking disgusting.

fucking butterface

I do come buckets, but it rarely shoots out. Only when I do nofap for like a week or more, and even then it's kinda pathetic.
Plus if I do nofap/nosex for a week, I last like 2 minutes, and that's not worth it imho.

Any tips on how to properly shoot cum?

>is jelqing a meme or the real deal?
It's a meme, pic related.
>How can i make my pencil dick thicker?
You can't. You can do this , though. Eat more protein, sleep more, workout more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more when otherwise not having sex to increase your test and help your body/dick
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html

>thats not even the blender gif
>THIS is whats upsetting them
someone please post it

It worked for Bailey Jay

ditto. started with a bathmate last month. it's magic. took a little getting used to and to get the hang of it - i go in erect if possible.

no homo but the scene would be lit if it was vs chris strokes

This guy used a Hydromax pump for I don't know how many months and kept a log of results, he did gain some size.

kbragh.tumblr.com/

dont you loose any gains if you stop using that shit?

"i think I lost some size" hahahahahhaha

we'll find out. been using it in the shower every day, it's actually pretty convenient. def noticed a thicker hang, like i'm more of a shower than a grower.
one of the girls i've been banging asked me if i used viagra last night (which i didn't), so something was more noticeable on her end.
as for as long term true gains, i'm gonna stick with it 6 months and find out.

Name pls

I've lurked on PEgym before and honestly you can find tons of ANECDOTAL evidence about how every Tom, Dick and Harry got their penis
to become goliath.
Yet you NEVER find a single guy who has progress pics or any kind of evidence for this change.
Just my 2 cents.

At first I thought it was shredding them, then I noticed the tube.

I know I am saying this on Veeky Forums so I will be slain but try actually doing cardio. You need to have a heart that pumps lots of blood and good vascular to have strong hard erections. And its actually possible to be fat in your 'adonis zone' and still have jacked arms and chest. That covered up a full 1 inch for me and made me finally convinced to lose fat so just went on insane calorie burn but it was the worse time of my life. I am back to 7" but before was down to 5.75". It was that bad.

Thank you Anonfor this.
Should be posted in every dick thread so these faggots from the dick forums stop promoting their bullshit.

This is sick

well years ago i did 1 month of light jelqing /stretching and kegels an di saw definite improvments.

not only it was a bit longer and thicker it felt much "stronger" in a way, harder, more flexible, like it was hanging outside of the body instead of the way it usually is.

as i said, the size chang was very small but still noticeable but the overall feel was a clear improvement.

i stopped because i got bored and i dont actually cae that much about the size, its fine as it is.

as far as not finding pictures that is simply a lie, there are tons of pictures.
of course you cant expect scientifc rigor but the evdence is there.
furthermore if you actually trie yourself in the proper way you would see the risk is minimal or nothing at all.

the way i did it was actually beneficial, more like a strong massage then a "workout" so to say.
i never felt sore, never had any discomfrot, took it real easy and mellow.

my opinion: it works wonder, if not for size for some other qualities a bit difficult to explain that are almost as important as size.
you can do it in a way that has no risk and is actually more beneficial thatn what people usually od, never touch it outside of sex/jerking

I wonder how common it is with porn stars between that and the ligament cutting.

Please direct me to some photographic evidence and I will change my mind.

pay me, wtf do i care , im just saying the truth its not my business to convice you.
the picture are there however, i saw them yeas ago

my point is: try the lightest version for 1 month then draw your own results.

what i did was basically 10 minute of warming, 10 minutes of edging, 10 minutes of kegels, 10 minutes of helicopter stretches(light) , 10 minutes of edging and 10 minutes warming again

impossible to get injured, you actually feel good, still works.

Either something is wrong with you or you are a kid and yet develop semen.

>Slightly short for white "men". 8" is more average.

it's big according to

calcsd.bitballoon.com/full