Tfw no large black man to grope me while I lift

>tfw no large black man to grope me while I lift

why is life so unfair?

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You might be a faggot.
>tfw no fake titty bimbo to grope while she squats

Her squat is double mine :(

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ESSE PINTÃO FEMININO BATENDO NA MINHA CARA

AI ESSE CUZÃO
BRAAAAAP

Who is this, Simone DeMoan?

let's not be homophobic pal

She's a famous IG.model she's been accused of using fake plates like Brad Dingleberry. And its entirely true. She's fucking squatting 5 plates for reps.

>She's fucking squatting 5 plates for reps
Not with that form

just look at her whole body and face it is not a person squating 3 plates, fake like her plastic tits

When you watch the video she doesnt even try to show any struggle or attempt to play the act, she is just going up and down like its nothing.

Yeah. She probably has less than 135 on the bar.

I swear I don't understand how cunts like this get famous. Her followers defend her dumbass.

She's fake as shit you think she cares about her form lol.

I've seen that video.
She uses fake weights:

>5 pl8
>Barely shows any sign of struggle
>Does it for reps

mano...

But does she have a name?

You need to give purple aki a call.

He's recently had his muscle touching ban revoked, apparently it was inhumane to stop a body building enthusiast from groping people.

>you think she cares about her form lol
I don't think she cares. However, on the very slight chance that is an actual 5 pl8 squat, she's doing a 1RM. She's shown actual form in the webms posted ITT, so her knees buckling in in that pic means she's hit her limit

You fucking wot.

Someone post the webm.

In the YouTube video she did it for 5 reps.

Not even the strongest elite female powerlifter could do that. Raw world record for 132 is only 451.

That's for a 1RM.

this woman is cancerous.

Found it here.

youtu.be/Ezk33EXN8-E

What do you mean by 'for reps'?

In any weight class are there really more than a handful that could actually squat 495?

Let alone beltless, suitless, kneewrap-less, and highbar where it is more or less sitting on you neck instead of your scapulas.

>2 mins of some redneck bitching about youtube views

holy shit, get to it

oh and in fucking crosstrainers.

She does "5 plates" for a set of 10. No belt, no sign of struggle, nothing.

For reference, 496x1 is the current womens record for 165 lb class. 523x1 is the current record for womens 198 lb class.

This IG thot looks pretty light, and hitting 5pl8x10 would imply a 1RM at the very least in the mid 500s, if not 600s.

Her tits and ass are absolutely awful
You'd think she'd have enough money to get them does professionally

Thanks. Is 'for reps' just anything more than 1r?

I'm only confused by the expression. I understand this cunt is cheating or my name is not user.

I always assumed it was.
Anything past 4 pretty much.

Hey I hit a single
>weight x 1

Hey I hit doubles.
>weight x 2 reps

HEY I did triples
>weight x 3 reps

Then anything higher is "reps"

"For reps" basically means they hit it for multiple reps, suggesting that not only can they lift they weight but that it's a very doable weight for them. It's not a 1RM that took 100% of their effort, it's something they can bang out for reps. In this case, hitting that squat for 10 reps would imply it's a relatively easy weight for her compared to her max. Just think about the difference between your 1RM and 10RM squat.

Fake plates

Vanity in one package.

>them fake tits

lmao5pl8

>Fake tits
>Fake ass
>Fake plates

Welcome to Instagram

to be fair he has the opportunity to be way more creepy with his spotting then he is in the webm.
>hands not on tits
>cock a good couple of inches away from ass

gracyanne barbosa. she's a brazilian "dancer" (doesn't do anything else other than lifting and taking pictures) married to some famous brazilian singer

fake tits
fake plates
see the pattern forming?

>woman squatting 3 plates this easily
No.

495lbs would crush that little girl flat to the floor.

P Aki was just a hardcore mirer, poor lad

why not squat in a cage with pins like everybody else? jesus christ

Thanks anons

I don't appreciate the accusations of implants in this thread

her body is 100% the result of her hard work in the gym, she says so on her instagram

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE

she might pop one of these days

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Not the same user, but I had a question. When Veeky Forums refers to 1/2/3/4 do they mean a single or for reps?

Single, but you should be able to rep that shit a while after the 1rm.

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fake tits, fake face, fake ass, fake weights
I feel so embarrassed that this fake cunt is the epitome if fitness in my country. Seriously every girl that I know that's into fitness worship this sorry fake ass bitch.

fake dreams^

watch the video you dumb nigger

>is the plural of x thing more than one of x thing?

jesus shes trying so hard to make that look like she knows what shes doing and its some serious shit
single, some people will say for reps though depends who you ask

she's a fitness expert anons

stop being sexist

more webms pls

Thanks fellas, much appreciated

Wow, what's her tits routine?! I want to get big tits like this!

>Not even breathing out, sweating, or even looking like she is squatting 315.
Sure.

>tfw no Montel Williams spotbro

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>she will never be cast as wonder woman

why does she need to be spotted on literally every single rep every time she squats?

Because dudes want to rub their dick on her plastic ass.

are all these weights real

Veeky Forums btfo

kys

"shut up bitch it's good for your core if I hump you while you squat"

"in fact, meet me at my place tonight so we can practice your stretches"

5rm
only cucks train 1rm

>using three 35lb plates instead of two 45's and a 15

fake tits, fake ass, fake plates

please don't share this cringy instagram shit on this board

are you simply threatened that this strong, independent woman can squat more than you?

bait harder

but seriously, if we're gonna post girls lifting weight might as well post the real deal

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>bait harder
he was being sarcastic. it couldn't have been more obvious

now I really want to lick her armpits. not even my fetish wtf

>implying those plates are 45s

my apologies, sometimes I don't know

But am seriously against sharing these brazilian fake models even if it's ironically

>But am seriously against sharing these brazilian fake models even if it's ironically
agreed

>sometimes I don't know
>can't read social cues
You have at least weaponized your autism, right?

locking her legs

those plates look as plastic as her tits

i bet she is married with alberto barbosa
top kek

I wouldn't throw her out of bed

3 plates? Her quads don't even look like they're straining. Blinking normally and not breathing hard? I smell fuckery...

Here's Kevin Levrone squatting 3 plates for 19 reps. Even off of his first rep you can compare and see how fake her weights are...

youtube.com/watch?v=hRlSjUwqAjY

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this is literally the hottest chick i have ever seen in my goddamn life

Look at his dick just flop down when he comes up.

How can I even compete?

you must be like 11 years old

Is this what women mean when they say they want to get "toned" but not "bulky"?

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bbc aside, she's pretty strong

she's a true olympian

>dogs in bed

FUCKING DISGUSTING, THAT IS SO FUCKING GROSS. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

DOGS SMELL BAD, SHED LIKE CRAZY, ARE FUCKING CRAZY DIRTY AND EAT THEIR OWN SHIT. DOGS BELONG ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

she's pure plastic bro

she's not ugly or anything but it looks like she was probably a lot more beautiful before all the plastic surgery

Ramadan a little rough on you, bro ?

>boom

boa noite galera

>not wanting your women to be made more perfect by modern science

we'll all be cyborgs in a couple generations anyway, just embrace it

They're fake weights

Alright she uses fake plates but lets not be delusional now