Fraud

manlet faggot on steroids general

old

man looking fucking sik in this pic, mirin

im away for a few weeks and everyone gets huge wow

Tfw no fit gf

IMPORTANT

Im going to spring break next year.
Give me best tips to fug sloots. Im aware murican girls are ez but hey a few tips dont hurt.

Also is it really that risky to get super aids over tinder hook ups?
am scared

posts me as OP pic

>Th-thanks, y-you too...


Also people make me REEEE, pic related

Chem what are your go to compounds for mass?

Food

DHB, Var, Sdrol

How is DHB on your BP? Even my previous light stack had mine jacked up and I blame EQ for it.

No matter how fit a girl is, I'm still repulsed by drawn in eyebrows.

i also got small again after 2 weeks of being ill.

and i also need to start training legs for spring break.

help me out fags

Does suppressing DHT with Finasteride while on a test-only cycle hinder gains?

>dont wana lose hair

DHB is fine

look what 200mg of EQ did in 5 weeks

125mg Test E
200mg Mast E
200mg EQ

mirin chest and shoulders.

your nips are slightly unique tho. could also use a shave.

>How do I fuck sloots
Be attractive
Talk to them

Alcohol is a plus but not always necessary

4 weeks later

250mg Test E
200mg Mast E

thx, funny thing is im dyel and i get roid accusations on a daily. disgusting fags

ill shave for spring break, dont care about these baby hairs otherwise

obv

are you actually going to a typical American spring break location or just going to regular ass America for spring break?

if it's the former, you'd have to try to not get laid. if it's the latter, well... don't expect too much. you're gonna have to put in work and find these girls. probably gay ass shit like bars and then that's the same as where you're from

> replace every instance of "she" with the word "he"
> read it again

florida
Daytona beach for 4 days and then panama city beach for 1 week.

heard these were sik, but i have no clue if these are "typical american spring break locations"

i also hope i wont encounter an unusual number of jacked roided up plebs. Here in germany everyone is dyel so im used to be the most asthetic dude around

oh and yeah in the part 3 months I've gotten 2 stds from Tinder hookups. chlamydia and one unidentified at the moment (waiting on results).

I would tell you to wrap it up but I never do so you do what you want

>It's impossible for someone relatively fit to get laid at a spring break location
It's statements like this that make me want to kill myself.

DHB really needs to be looked into scientifically; if it doesn't have the RBC issues of Bold but still upregulates collagen production then it's objectively superior to Bold unless we're missing some strange unknown side effect. Every major source should be shitting on the Chinese until they get it on a better ester.

>Daytona beach for 4 days
yeah that's literally THE spring break spot, though idk if yours is at the same time as ours

it's a full-blown party environment 24/7. just mingle and you'll get laid.

you'll be better looking than 90% of all people but you'll get a fair amount of competition, spring break brings all the Chads

>250mg Test E
>Estradiol 19.0

Maybe someday...

How effective is masteron as an ai? Like, potent enough you'd need to dial down your regular dose of asin/adex?

I know that feel, I just said fuck it and went back to TRT for the time being. I should be getting some free adrol soon so maybe I'll line something up for next year.

Not really, no. Could hurt your boner gains tho

>boner gains
Fucking every time anyone says this I lose my shit for some reason. Am I fucking 12?

Are you the one and only cunt or are you a newfriend?

Anyone else taken beta blockers and noticed that they make them dull as fuck? Maybe I should just stick to phenibut on days that I need it.

How much phenibut do you use?


They're not AIs damnit.

I wish they'd make a better ester so it'd be easier to brew, I'd definitely run it over tren long term.

he's not Cunt, he's just a Poor Cunt

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I've been here for about 2 months. Is there another one I need to know about?

*BRAAAAAAP*

pretty much all of March is perfect, I think the busiest week is like on the 10th

both Daytona and Panama Beach will be huge, no worries there. Daytona was the original spring break spot but Panama is bigger now, still, both are great

Daytona Beach is aids, although I hate Florida in general. Go to an island or South America if you want nice beaches and hot women.

>He is unaware of the one true cunt.

Is there any source for DNP that offers shipping to Germany? Seems like a shitty country, everyone turned me down so far.

>Daytona Beach is aids

Not if you enjoy loose women with low standards, friendo

How many pounds of fat do you guys put on at the end of your cycle?

would water fasting at the end of your cycle really fuck you up?

Yeah, I'm a Floridan, Daytona is trash. Not trying to be a cuck but I prey in siesta key, FL. Voted best beach in America and has all the rich grills that don't know any better. As a man in your guys boats I'll give you the advice. About 4 hours from Daytona

Quad twitched for no fucking reason when I was pinning, great. Time to grab the heating pack and put it there for 30mins or so. Kill meeeeeee.

Do you guys have a problem with old dudes coming up to you in the gym who are those fake old school bodybuilders telling you stories and shit.

Eh. It gives me a trashy vibe.

Pretty sure he said it was impossible not to get laid...

You're not wrong, I just have a real love for white trash.

You're right, I fucked up the wording. My statement remains the same though.

She really only looks trashy because she looks all sweaty and her hair is all ratty.

Same nigga. Same.

Aye if that's what you like go for it. You may need to double bag it though. I wonder how many redneck girls go to Daytona and end up fucking black dudes all week for spring break.

>Going to Daytona to fuck black guys
>Not coming down to the south where I'm at, which is black dudes central

to be fair I wouldn't wanna come here either ;-;

>She really only looks trashy because she looks all sweaty and her hair is all ratty
Lol I meant the city. I'm not gonna hate on what another dude looks for in a girl because I know my taste isn't universal either.

>i'm not the only one

Seeing phenibut mentioned a bit, did some research online and could only really find some stuff about being an anti-depressant and used against anxiety. Can someone enlighten me to it's use in /fraud/ or have I already said it.

>Having standards for women
Really puts into perspective how desperate I am, since my only standards so far seem to be 1. Be alive, and 2. Don't be fat.

The worst part is I've broken no. 2 more times than I can count, and I'm ashamed of doing it. One that springs to mind is a chick who was bigger than 50% bf like in pic related.

halp

I prefer to only fuck 8's and up - but fuck man, sometimes you just want to get your dick wet with zero effort, and without paying for it. I've been there, done it more than I prefer to admit - just make sure to get some good ones too to keep yourself from going full self-hate hari-kiri

If you're gonna fly from Germany to North America for spring break, you might as well go to Cancun Mexico instead. Beach is way better, better clubs, less niggaz, less redneck thrash white women and more babes from all around the world. It would cost you a bit more than Florida though

1g in the AM with 20mg Dexedrine, 500mg with my second dose of 10-15mg Dexedrine and 2g of Kratom, and another 500-1,00mg at night.

The only decently good one I've ever had was my first time, and that was because she was an average 6/10 and hardly spoke english. The rest has just been a downward spiral of fatties and white trash garbage.
>make sure to get some good ones too to keep yourself from going full self-hate hari-kiri
>pic related

>It would cost you a bit more than Florida though
Maybe for the flight, but you can get decent all inclusive in Cancun for like $1500 for the week and flight (from Toronto, not sure about Euro) and going out to bars is cheap as fuck. Last time I was there you could buy a 26er in the bar for $40 US.

Could be worse, you could be constantly falling in love for no reason with every hot girl you fugg even when they're manipulative drug addicts with borderline personality disorder. Punched that card more than once, surprisingly

Sorry to see your broken needle CHEM, I would be dissapointed.

That said, I'm on 600mg Deca and feeling amazing, should I bump to 800? Stacking with 1g test, 600mg Mast.

Also, for a cosplay, is there any short term oral or injectable that will pump me up, make me look shredded as fuck?
Can't really get a pump during convention.

Adrol at low body fat

>1g Test
>600mg Deca
>600mg Mast
>Wants to take more drugs

dude you better be fucking huge and shredded if I can look like the OP pic on 250 Test/200 Mast...

>tfw I really only wanna fraud so I can cosplay Jonathan Joestar
What're you cosplaying my dude?

Taking this a week in should be fine right?

169cm (hurr manlet) 84kg single digit shredded was the last time I measured for my vacation.
Around 90kg now but on a summer bulk till the middle of august.

Gohan, simple but pretty impressive if you're big enough.
Not frauding for cosplay but it's a nice perk.

>that pic
dude lmao

Let me rephrase. Start taking 1 week before the event for peak right?

Shit sucks man. I'm afraid of that shit happening which I guess is why I'm having so much trouble trying to connect with women nowadays.

Well that and the previously mentioned town demographic problem.

Currently running emergency cut stack because I'm a procrastinator and now that it's warm out I gotta look good for beach season.

DNP 375mg/day for 2.5 weeks, test e 200, tren a 420mg/week, tren e 300mg/week

Would it be worth it to run anavar after the dnp run is over? 50-100mg a day for 4-6 weeks?

Or should I stick with anadrol which doesn't bloat me much at all but makes my muscles full as fuck and pretty sure improves insulin sensitivity?

Never run var before but it's considered goat for cutting so I want some outside opinions.

Psmf while on tren or moderate deficit?

>Could be worse, you could be constantly falling in love for no reason with every hot girl you fugg even when they're manipulative drug addicts with borderline personality disorder. Punched that card more than once, surprisingly

FUCK this hit me

15+% bf
500-1000 deficit

12-15%
500 deficit

Under 12%
Stay at current maintenance and increase tdee via long walks, extra liss, more legs volume at gym etc. Eat low fat high protein moderate carb.

Yeah dog. High school crush I went out with Wednesday night that I blogposted about is a 9/10 in my books, but I can already tell she's got a literal coal car full of emotional baggage. I know this won't end well. Good thing we made plans to beach tomorrow.

I just want up in those guts so 17 year old me would be proud.

>that pic

HHHHNGGGG

Hey answer this please

Right? The slight hint of fetal alcohol syndrome in the top lip really activates my almonds

>I just want up in those guts so 17 year old me would be proud.

Is this what it is? FUCK

I would green text the shit out of the bullshit mental, physical, and financial strain this stupid slut put me through for months before she just dropped out and onto another guy because he had a Xanax hookup that night. Not to mention the fucking sordid and haunting past of hers that she cannot stop talking about for one second and is simultaneously terribly ashamed of but proud of being privy and popular enough to experience. It's still fucking raw and I'd want to trip up again before sharing stories.

Fucking lost gains and sanity over her but it's fucking over now time to move on I guess. No idea what got me to fall in love.

I was a beta loser in high school and lusted after those types of chicks like crazy. Feel like I still am a beta loser for catching feels for a dishonest slut.

How do you get over the love stuff with chicks like that? Assuming you weren't memeing about the love thing.

Like there's no scope for closure because the whole situation is fucked and it's literally no more complicated than "this is not a person who is capable of a healthy relationship but you fucked up and tried to have one and fell in love" and I don't want post-breakup sex either it just sucks.

Great motivator for getting back to the gym now though. TRT time is over now time for 1st blast.

got a blood test two years ago due to no energy/lethargy/depression/shit gains at 22 and my test came back 384.
tested again now at 24 years old, came back 314.
also got hemoglobine, glucose, sodium, potassium, creatinine, eGFR, Gamma-GT, cholesterol (total, HDL, LDL), triglycerides, PSA, vit D tested.
creatinine was a bit low (79 umol/l), cholesterol good (HDL maybe a bit low), vit D high, rest was fine.

have to wait a long time for a first appointment with a "specialist".
what could I take another test for to figure out what the problem is?
ALAT, ASAT
Albumine
LH, FSH
Oestradiol
Prolactine
T4 free
Testosteron (total)
TSH
Cortisol
Vit B12
anything else? (anything i shouldnt test?)

Var > Drol in my opinion

gay

>long emotional post with someone pouring their heart out
>"gay"

idk why but every time this happens I lose my shit. I may have autism.

Keep hitting a nerve in my thigh but inject anyway. Any downsides to this?

At worst you both do, at best Mooseys just a prick. The truth is probably both; the better answer is who cares. At least you aren't crusader.

Nice trips, var it is.

Care to elaborate a little please? Why is it better?

Literally all I know about var is that it 'hardens' you out a little bit, and may have fat burning/storage effects. That and women take it. Also it's like the go to cutting oral for some reason.

What do you like about it? Thanks for reply

u take oral test?

also real var > everything lol

anyone?

>314 test
only option is to become a trap

was looking for serious responses

...

free test and shbg

Alright pro tip: do not run dnp at 8mg/kg unless you want to binge your ass off non stop. i was fine on it doing 1 hour cardio ed + minimal lifting per week + sub 2k calories, then after around 10 days can't stop binging. didn't gain any fat back, in fact still losing small amounts because I only keep clean food in my house and there is only so much rice + hot sauce and protein bars, etc., you can "binge" on, but it is beyond human fucking control even with appetite suppressants.

gonna drop down to 4mg/kg

thanks.
i had those on my list, but my hospital doesn't offer tests for that.

image attached shows things they can test for. (it's in dutch)
are they on it under a different name?

have you cycled test?
if not, it might be just depression and you blood test won't show anything wrong
see a psychiatrist

Main ones are going to be E2, LH, FSH, and cortisol.

Take steps to attack high cortisol which is probably the cause of at least some of your mental sides. Phosphatidylserine (ayuphos is good), ashwagandha, magnesium, and lay off the herbal/liquid jews for a while. Oh and try abstaining from fapping for a bit. Yes it's a meme but not for low T people.

Used to be a tripfag who would rant about how high cortisol symptoms were the devil try it out

Okay, thanks.
I mostly drink water, sometimes a glass of milk.
I've dialed down jerking off (from 1-2 a day to a few times per week).
How low should I go?

If I do a bloodtest for all of these and they all come back fine, but my test is still low, should I just hop on?

Do you eat eggs or get a good amount of dietary cholesterol and protein from meat sources? Do you have good amounts of fat in your diet?

Dial down faps as low as you can go I mean its not a problem as long as you dont get lethargic afterward but I strongly suspect you do and it drains you for quite a long while after you ejaculate and renders you a bit underpowered for tackling tasks that require higher functions/cognition. Am I wrong?

>If I do a bloodtest for all of these and they all come back fine, but my test is still low, should I just hop on?

Yeah, I mean you should at least do TRT if your test is low. If your LH/FSH are good but your balls aren't producing test then that's an obvious place to supplement exogenous test. If your LH/FSH are low (LH particularly) you might try running HCG and seeing if your quality of life and test levels improve.

yeah, i dont avoid eggs or meat or dietary cholesterol or fat.
my recent bloodtest showed normal cholesterol levels.

nah, jerking off doesn't seem to have much of an impact on me physically, i think.
i often do it because im bored.

thanks.

im trying to get trt, but im afraid it will take many months for that to happen (live in holland).
i dont wanna waste another couple of months of my life for nothing.
i also dont know if the docs would give me a dose that's worth anything.

yeah last summer was awful. My ex hs truly not a cool person. what finally got me over lol was visiting her back at the end of April. Fucked her brains out abs did everything she asked if me and she still threw a temper tantrum like the slimy brat she is. I left and 4 days later she's dating what our mutual friends call "diet bimbo". Short handsomeish alt guy skinny with a small dick. I just realized she's not going to do better than me and I can only do better than her. And it's true. She got fired from the easiest job in the world, she tries to call me every few weeks, my new lady is amazing.

at a certain point I realized everything I valued about my ex were just constructs I'd invented, nothing was legitimately a major concern or valuable. I'm 10000x better off away from her than I ever was w/ her. More money, better jobs, in bigger, more ambitious, I like myself more and I found better people to invest in. there were no drawbacks to leaving her and that got me through it.

How bad do your balls shrink on your first cycle?

calling someone else small dick

kettle pot black etc

post dick size brah

bimbo does/used to play in gay porn bro, just look his dick up

Hey chem what's your max deadlift?

Zero because smart people use hcg